Stoled from a  MrsRed because I wanted to. So there. =3

About my  hozz



When exactly did you two first meet?
Late September 2009. Though we'd been talking online for a couple years prior having met on...lawdy...pounced.

Where did you two first meet?
The Ohio Renaissance Festival.

What was your first impression of him?
"Oh lord you wore a shirt with 'Because' across the front of it, you'll be pestered to death you dolt." "Eep he's weird." "Where's the pointy things incase he attacks." And our personal joke about it: "You, Good Sir. Stand at arm's length, take another step back, put your hands in your pockets and think clean thoughts."

When did you start liking him?
After another trip to the renfaire and then I went down to visit him where he lived and he fixed my rear brakes where I started unbeknowingly flirting a little. We both let that gestate for a couple weeks and got back together with the whole "We're Fucked 'cause I think I like you" thing.

When did you two start going out?
The first sort of romantic get together was for the Fall Festival of Leaves around mid October that year. He nutted himself on a parking pole and face planted, sprayed me with gasoline, and I cried on him.

What was your first kiss with him like?
Soggy. I had a psycho chick break down and ended up crying on him for a bit, I think the gasoline fumes had gone to my head and I snuck a kiss in on him. I felt triumphant that he stole my first kiss, I was compelled, what can I say.

Are you his first girlfriend?
No.


About him:

How much older/younger is he compared to you?
A year and a month, or somethin' like that. I'm the elder.

Hair colour?
Dirty blonde, kinda reddish, curly awesome white kid fro. I plays in it every chance I get.

Eye colour?
Guess simply one could call it hazel, but they're blue green on the inside by the pupil and fade to a yellow on the outside. They're breathtaking and I can be fascinated with them for hours, like glitter.

Skin tone?
Paleish I guess, but he's a little darker than me and I likes the contrast between our skin in soft lighting, gives me chills.

Glasses?
And has been my forced duty to wash them.

Piercings?
He tried to pierce his thumb with a hatchet.

Tattoos?
Nope, but he's expressed a lil' interest.

Chest hair?
Curls curls curls curls curly...*pets pets pets pets pets*

Scars?
All over the place and I love them. They tell stories even if he's forgotten where he gotten them.

Smart/not?
I don't think I could love some one who wasn't atleast my intellectual equal.

Sarcastic/not?
Him's sarcastic? Not at all!

Humorous/not?
Yeaaah, but if I laugh too much he gets paranoid. I can't help it, he makes me happy and I like to laugh, it's not at him, it's because of him.

Possessive/not?
He can be, and I love it when he is. I likes to be his woman.

Patient/not?
I'm the impatient one, he's patient with me atleast.

Affectionate/not?
Yush, very. Almost more affectionate than me, but is kay. I luff it.

Affectionate where?
Everywhere. At home, while we're out. I ask he be not so much around my 'rents, but they're still getting used to him and I dun wanna seem weird infront of them. But he love's all of me.

Protective/not?
Yes, even from myself.

Clingy/not?
He can be, but it's always appreciated and appropriate. I might gripe, but I'm a Leo at heart and love the attention.

Expressive/not?
Yeah...all the time, and loudly.

Talkative/quiet?
Depends, he can talk some one's ear off if you give him the chance.

Outgoing/shy?
I've seen both sides, love them both.

Sporty/not?
Active, totally. Sporty? Not so much.

Artistic/not?
Mechanically and musically.



His skills:

Can he cook or bake?
He didn't get fat on his own and I certainly didn't do it all.

Can he repair/fix things?
It's what he does, he's even proclaimed to fix me.

Can he dance?
He's white?

Can he sing?
I like it when he sings, but he hardly will unless we're being silly and I still love it.

Can he draw?
He draws some cute stuff for me. Is all that matters. =3

Can he play any instrument?
He proclaims some skill in drums, and I believe he might have it but it all sounds like noise to me. I don't get music at all.

Can he write well?
I think so, but he says he never has anything to write about so I booface.

Can he make you laugh?
Even when I'm crying.

Can he make others laugh?
He usually makes them go "WTF?"

What is his talent if he has found it?
He's a Jack of all trades, I don't think he'll ever settle for having one talent.

Is he good at science and math?
Math not so much, and Science I've yet to find proof.



Random quirks:

Is he a pet lover?
We really haven't discussed havin' critter babies, but I know he dislikes cats.

Is he environment-friendly?
He could be if he put his mind to it, but he exists, like the rest of us.

What are his views on political issues?
I'm not sure, but he's squealing about having fell in Lava.....This is far more amusing than politics.

Is he racist?
I don't think he really cares so long as people don't give him a reason to make him pissy.

Is he a vegetarian?
Yeah sure, keep lieing to yourself.

Does he drink?
Eh not really, occasionally summat to sip on but nothin' major.

Smoke?
Thank god no!

Curse?
Yeaaaah. Like a Mechanic, which makes sense I guess.

Abuse drugs?
Never.

Is he hairy?
Curls curls curls curls curly curly curly *fuzzles him while speaking of this*

Does he donate to beggars?
No.

Is he neat/messy?
With my stuff he want's it nice and neat, but he's not put his tools up for 3 months now =/



His love life:

Is he romantic?
Even if he botches it sometimes, yeah, to me he's hella romantic.

Does he pay for your meals/tickets/etc?
If I let him, after he bullies me into it.

Does he express his love for you in words or in actions?
Both of them, which is probably good because I'm stubborn and wouldn't get it otherwise.

Things you don't like about him (though you accept his faults):
Gas.

Any habits of his that you dislike?
Nothin' I'm gonna mention here.

Anything about his appearance that you dislike?
Nothin' really.

What's the sweetest thing he ever said to you?
Oh god I've lost count on them. He tells me sweet things all the time. One of the most recent was telling me I could cry, that he wanted me to so I'd feel better. (Donk is bad for bottling emotions, has to be coaxed and bribed into venting)

When was the latest you stayed up with him?
All night, but some of the latest always seemed when we were going our seperate ways, talking on the phone till the other got home safe and fell asleep.

Do you give each other advice?
Sometimes a Little too much advice XD

Have you ever put his last name as your own to see how it'd sound?
I haven't, but he puts it there. It pleases him.

Did you like it?
Shhhh if I tell him it might go to his head.

Ever dream about him?
Normally yes.

What happened?
Everything from the bad stuff to happy things. Once he saved me from the Jeopardy question board and told me I was goofy. I don't remember what I was doing on top of it though and maybe it wasn't the Jeopardy score board but it looked like it.

When you're upset, he:
Lays on me, pets me, waits for me to break down and cry and tell him what's wrong. Sometime's takes hours 'cause I'm stubborn.

When he's upset, you:
Snuggle luff him, pet him, rub him, give him boobs, and try to make it better.

When he's happy, you:
Are happy too!

Ever sacrifice some of your morals for him?
Naw, too stubborn. But I wouldn't've found myself with some one who didn't think similarly that way.

Does he ever try to change something about you?
He want's me to take better care of myself, But I don't think that's wrong.

Would you be willing to give anything for him to be happy?
As long as it's not my happines, sure.

What was the most romantic thing you've done together?
Roasted giant marshmallows on ultra thin kebab skewers over a few charcoal in our caveman grill on the front porch in our pajamas and in the cold. =3

Would you ever cancel plans with friends to be with him?
I might've once or twice, but Seren gets it.

How often do you think about him?
There isn't a day I don't.

When you think about him, you:
Grin evily apparently. I don't think so but everyone says I'm evil looking when I grin.

When he first saw you, you:
Debated diving back in the car and zooming away.

Are you flirty with each other?
In our own special way. XD

Life without him would be:
What it was before, which wasn't fun.

Have you ever marveled about how lucky you are to have met him?
Every night.

Have you ever doodled his name when thinking about him?
Of course!

Does he make you feel protected?
Yep, especially when he curls up behind me while I'm sleeping and puts the bear/death grip on me. I don't think he's awake when he does it, and sometimes it's kind of violent, but I love it dearly so.

Are you proud of him?
More than he knows. He used to have a hard time believing me and I think he still does sometimes, but I'm more proud of him than I have ever been, even of myself.

Is he proud of you?
I hope so. I don't think I could take it if he weren't.

Do you ever embarrass yourself in front of him?
Everytime he shaves because I'm weird, and alot of other times. But I blush/get embarassed easy.

What's your best memory with him?
All of them. Getting to bring him home finally and call him mine.

Worst?
Missing him, but nothing bad together yet.

Have you ever been in a fight?
Not really, upset yes, fight, no.

Does he make you angry sometimes?
Eh he can upset me on occasion.

How often?
On occasion, but if he didn't aggravate me I'd probably be bored. XD

Can you guess what he will say or do ahead of time?
Usually, yeah but not as often as he does for me.

Do you ever talk about love?
When we've had a pressing day we'll chitter about it till we fall asleep.

What about the future?
Sometimes, I avoid it a bit though, I never liked thinking too far ahead.

Do your parents know about him?
I'd hope to think since I moved out with him and jazz.

Do his parents know about you?
Again, the same thing.

If so, do they like you?
His Dad proclaims he likes me. *shrug*

Your relationship's theme song would be:
I never really picked at one. I'm sure Hozz might have more of an idea than me.

Weirdest thing about him:
Lookit him, what isn't weird?

Did/Do you have a codename for him you use with your friends?
Dipshit, Goofball, Fuzzy, Hozz, MyThing, and I used to use "My Beau"

Do you have a favorite of his clothing?
Them one jeans makes his butt look good?

Do you stay up later than normal just to talk to him?
Normally yeah I do.

Do you have a favorite picture of him?
I may have had a couple printed out. XD

Do you try to look attractive around him?
Somedays, but he fell for me when I wasn't gussied up so he says I look weird when I try to be pretty.

Are you in love with him?
....what kind of question is this after all the others I've answered?

Why do you love him?
We don't know why we love eachother, and we think that's why it's...well love. If we had a reason then we wouldn't love the person, we'd love the reason.

Quote something that he has said to you:
"I'm never gonna let you go, as long as I can." or somethin' like that. I'm usually half asleep when he says these wonderful things.

Whats the worst thing he's ever said to you?
"I wanted to get rid of you once...So I woudln't hurt you"

Can you imagine being with him forever?
Yeaaaaah....but don't tell me this, I have commitment issues.

Describe your ideal wedding with him:
If it comes to that, Something simple, plain and not at a freakin' church. I swear to god if it's at a church we're getting pre-divorced. I'd get married in a drive through by elvis before I did it in a church.

Have you ever cheated on him?
No.

Is he a lover or a fighter?
Both, depends on where we are.

Physically, whats your favourite thing about him?
His eyes, his toothy little grin that he tries to hide from me (I wish he wouldn't), and the chickenpox scar on his nose.

Do you truly love him?
I hope so or I'm wasting time.