Because  aurathewolf did it.

Section 1: Basic Information

Gender: Biologically male, mentally, none probably
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Greenish Brown
Height: Short
Approximate weight: Overweight, technically obese
Location: NY
Age: 22
Birthday: July 8th
Birthplace: Philadelphia
Scars: Two on my left hand, one on my head.
Astrological sign: Cancer
Dominant hand: Right
Religion: Nominally Jewish, Actually whatever I feel like at the time.
Dominant brain: I never know, they probably switch.
Major/career: Genetics, I hope. Maybe some sort of crazy multi-instrumentalist novelist knitting mad geneticist.
Race (Mongoloid, Caucasian, or Negroid): Caucasian as hell
Relationship status: Taken
Glasses: And glad!
Braces: No.
Piercings: No


Section 2: Preferences

Favorite color: Purple
Favorite letter: Q. It's odd.
Favorite ice cream flavor: Green tea, sometimes fried.
Favorite food: Baklava, Pomegranite
Favorite drink: Tea
Favorite "drug": Video games, Caffiene
Favorite number: 9
Favorite sport: Badminton. Unless video games is a sport.
Favorite subject: Music
Favorite month: Janurary
Favorite song: Journey of the Sorcerer, Goodbye Blue Sky, Kathy's Song
Favorite book: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (and the sequels)
Favorite movie: Princess Mononoke.
Favorite season: Spring
Favorite TV show: Doctor Who!!!
Favorite cartoon character: The Doctor appeared in some animated stuff...Okay, to be fair, Spike Spiegel.
Favorite series: Phoenix Wright!
Favorite word: It wasn't Brobdingnagian until I read Aura's meme.
Favorite argument: Proving the other person is a hypocrite
Favorite paradox/oxymoron: You know Jo, I sometimes think that military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Section 3: Serious Issues
What are your views on...

1. Liberalism?
Yes.

2. The existence of God?
I want to say yes, but I don't believe in saying it as a matter of fact.

3. Jesus Christ?
"Vell, Jesus's just zis guy, you know?"

4. Abortion?
Very pro-choice. I don't really like it, but it's better than most of the alternatives, at least the ones possible without a time machine. Still best to try and make it not necessary.

5. Global warming?
I wish it were more glaringly obvious so more people would believe it. Also, call it climate change.

6. Humanity?
If we don't kill ourselves, we'll be around forever.

7. Vegetarianism?
I am a vegetarian. I think it's better for me. I will gladly explain my reasons why I think it's better, if asked. It's a choice, and I find all choices valid. Don't wave meat in my face and I won't challenge your choice. However, I strongly support proper labeling and get annoyed when companies "hide" meat products in otherwise vegetarian dishes for almost no reason.

8. Animal abuse?
Despicable.

9. Capital punishment?
We haven't the right.

10. Evolution?
This is a question?

11. Extraterrestrial beings?
It's a big universe. It has to be out there somewhere. If you're asking if they've visited Earth, then probably not.

12. Heaven?
*Shrug*

13. Hell?
*Shrug*

14. Purgatory?
*Shrug*

15. Ghosts?
Possibly.

16. Serial Killers?
They kill people.

17. Marriage?
For some people, there's a point. For me, not really. If I ever get married, it'd be for other people, most likely. I know how my mate feels about me and that's what matters.

18. Smoking?
Tobacco: WHYYYYYY
Pot: Yeah, I can kinda see why, but why can't we make brownies sometimes?

19. Drinking?
Moderation is the word. I feel like it's healthy to drink a bit, but having a good attitude is important. Grilled Pepper Jack Cheese makes a really good companion to Dunkelweisen.

20. Child abuse?
Despicable.



Section 4: Romantic Preferences (No Survey Would Be Complete Without It)

Gender: Don't have to have one.
Eye color: Don't care much, but Amber.
Hair color: Don't care much, but Red.
Height: Don't care.
Weight: Don't care.
Age: Mine +/- 3 years. More in special cases.
Religion: I wouldn't want someone too religious, unless their religion is really cool
Scars: Don't care.
Glasses: Yes!!!
Braces: Don't care.
Piercings: Don't care.
Tattoos: Don't care.
Career: It'd be nice.
Marriage (y/n): Don't care.
Wedding colors: I'd wear pink. And a rainbow knit tie. Fuck everyone else, it'd be my wedding.
Wedding size: 7 people.
Number of children: 14.2 million genetically enhanced clones
Together Forever? Sure.


Section 5: The "Test" with No Wrong Answers

1. If you could change your name, to what would you change it, if anything, and why?
I actually am getting more annoyed with my name. I like Kit.

2. If any amount of any sort of fame was available to you, what would you choose and why?
I’d like to one day be good enough to be semi-famous for my music, or writing.

3. List the first five quotes which come to mind - no repeats!

"A new body at last!"

"I am the Master!"

"It is the end, but the moment has been prepared for"

"I am the Doctor, or at least I will be, if this regeneration works out"

"Would you like a Jellybaby?"

4. What kind of fan club would you like to have or do you have?
Doctor Who

5. If you had everything you needed delivered daily, what would it be?
Everything! Including food, and water, and internet, and MALTED MILK.

6. If you were told you must join the army (or navy or marines), but could choose any position you liked, how would you react?
Technician. MAKE ME A TECHNICIAN. Not on the front lines.

7. If you are a member of a fan club, or multiple fan clubs, describe it, or them, and your role.
I run a Doctor Who club in VDex.

8. If you were assured of all your daily needs, what kind of job would you want, if any, and how would you spend your paycheck?
I'd love to be a mad scientist. I'd spend it on making  aurathewolf a pipe organ. After I've done that I'll buy tons of instruments.

9. If you could choose any sort of environment in which to live, what would you pick and why?
I'd live in the middle of the woods with Broadband.

10. If you had to wear the same outer layer of clothing every day, what would it be?
A hoodie and scarf.

11. If you received a fifty dollar check in the mail, guaranteed, every day, what would you do with it?
I think it might be just enough to get my own place. Then I'd get a job or busk or sell knit bags for food.

12. What would you do if you knew you would die in 5 days?
Cuddle with Aura for 5 days straight.

13. What is the most important goal in your life?
I dunno. Maybe this is my problem.

14. How would you prefer, ideally speaking, to die?
Something quick but predictable, and also, ideally, awesome.

15. Do you have any strong feelings about how you will or will not die?
I think I'll die of getting tired of living. Not suicide, but my body will probably just wear out someday.

16. Do you find talk of death creepy?
Sometimes, but I do it anyway.

17. If you could learn everything about any subject tomorrow, what subject would you choose and how much would you be willing to sacrifice for the knowledge?
How do you learn everything about something?

18. What role do you think fate plays in your life?
Fate plays tricks on me. Sometimes they are nice tricks.

19. How important do you think you are, not just to yourself but to your circles and the world?
I know I'm important to one person, and I suspect I am pretty important to quite a few more. The first one, that is enough.

20. What really brings you joy?
Aura, Doctor Who, Music.



Section 6: Your Parents

Father's name: Josh
Occupation: Wish he had one.
Eye color: Brown?
Hair color: Brown
Height: Short
Weight: Heavy
Age: 61
Religion: Jewish
Other distinguishing features: He doesn't look 61.

Mother's name: Susan
Occupation: Used to be a librarian. Now she is an activities coordinator for developmentally disabled seniors.
Eye color: Brown?
Hair color: White.
Height: Short
Weight: A bit overweight but not at all bad.
Age: 58
Religion: Jewish
Other distinguishing features: She looked her age when she was like 50. Then she started dying her hair and looked younger. Now she's stopped dying her hair and still looks younger. It's magic.

Section 7: More Random Questions

1. What is your motto? Why?
Be good to your friends. Friendship is the most important bond ever.

2. What is your cell phone ring tone? Why?
Default. Mine can't take custom ones.

3. Would you consider priesthood or the religious life (monk or nun)?
Hahahahaha no.

4. Do you have a nickname or nicknames? What is it or are they?
Kit

5. What do you fear?
A loooot.

6. What do you consider your weakness?
My lack of self esteem.

7. What do you consider one of your strengths?
Intelligence.

8. What mythological creature do you wish was real?
Kitsune.

9. What would you do tomorrow if you knew you could not fail?
I'd try and get everything done, but if I had to pick I'd write some awesome music.

10. Would you ask someone out if you liked them or would you wait and try to find out if it's mutual first?
I'd ask first.

11. Do you like sleep?
What? Huh? Sorry, I was sleeping.

12. What is your opinion on acronyms and abbreviations?
Useful, but annoying when overused.

13. Do you think math is important? How important?
Math is really important, but nothing above Arithmetic and basic geometrical reasoning is important for most people.

14. Do you have a dream home? If so, please describe.
A giant underground warren in the middle of the forest with high speed internet, and a really fast pneumatic tube to New York City. Also tons of instruments and a pipe organ. And all the stuff that Aura wants. And one Aura.

15. Can you solve the mysteries of the universe?
FOR SCIENCE!

16. Would you rather freeze to death in summer or burn to death in winter?
Ice Cube.

17. How many roads must a man walk down before they call him a man?
42.

18. What's the most random thing you can think of right now?
Me, I'm pretty random.

19. Do you like waffles?
Okay, you're pretty random too.

20. What do you do frequently that you consider a colossal waste of time?
Oh god the Internet. CRACKED.COM STOP TAKING OVER MY LIFE YOU ARE AWESOME.