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I propose a new superhero.
15 years ago
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HerpDerp man.
His powers are of the herp... and the derp!
While mild and boring on the outside- a librarian, in fact! there is nothing more boring- when he induces the herpderp, he ... looks exactly the same. he did make a costume out of spandex though! it's orange.
He doesn't have it as easy as other super heros. He doesn't just spin in a circle and suddenly look different and have super strength. He has to WORK for his powers and his disguise.
How does he, you ask?..
He must derp.
When he makes a derp face, his face becomes so contorted and derpy-herpy that he is unrecognizable.
If he makes the 'straining' derp face he becomes stronger than any man on Earth, strong enough to lift the heaviest of objects!
Should he make a speedy derpface, eyes watering, cheeks flapping, he becomes super fast, faster than even a car on the Auto-Bon.
If he winces his face into the tiniest pucker it can be, eyes narrowed like a half blind person trying to read, he gains super x-ray vision. He can see so far he can see the core of Uranus!
That is the glory of HerpDerp man.
His powers are of the herp... and the derp!
While mild and boring on the outside- a librarian, in fact! there is nothing more boring- when he induces the herpderp, he ... looks exactly the same. he did make a costume out of spandex though! it's orange.
He doesn't have it as easy as other super heros. He doesn't just spin in a circle and suddenly look different and have super strength. He has to WORK for his powers and his disguise.
How does he, you ask?..
He must derp.
When he makes a derp face, his face becomes so contorted and derpy-herpy that he is unrecognizable.
If he makes the 'straining' derp face he becomes stronger than any man on Earth, strong enough to lift the heaviest of objects!
Should he make a speedy derpface, eyes watering, cheeks flapping, he becomes super fast, faster than even a car on the Auto-Bon.
If he winces his face into the tiniest pucker it can be, eyes narrowed like a half blind person trying to read, he gains super x-ray vision. He can see so far he can see the core of Uranus!
That is the glory of HerpDerp man.
definitely! HerpDerp man would be better than stupid-man!