I figured I'd put it here:
>I'm a freaky pimp with a nice ass who ran shirtless with a bowl of cereal cause I'm sexy as hell.

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XDDD LMAO what...the flipping bread sticks?<




First,add "I'm a/an" on your title add the rest of the answers on as you do the questions


What color/kind of socks are you wearing?

[ ] Red = loud

[ ] Green = stupid

[x ] None = freaky

[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous

[ ] Yellow = innocent

[ ] Purple = a little too happy

[ ] Black = emo

[ ] Stripes = funny

[ ] Gray = skanky

[ ] Pink = preppy

[ ] Light Blue = sweaty

[ ] Other = hot- bare footed

[] White = sexy





What kind of pants are you wearing?

[ ] Shorts = cutie

[ ] Skirt/short = skank

[ ] Corduroy = faggot homosexual

[ ] Tight jeans = scene kid

[ ] Ripped jeans = emo

[ ] Cammo = cage fighter

[ ] Jeans = prep

[x] PJs = pimp

[ ] Cargo = clown

[ ] Sweats = athlete

[ ] Boxers = brat

[ ] Booty shorts = female

[ ] Capris = Gangster

[ ] Nothing = hoe

[ ] Dickies = weirdo

[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl

[ ] Other = sex addict



What is your natural hair color?

[ ] Auburn = that everyone wants to make out with

[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart

[ ] Black = with a sexy smile

[] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend

[ ] Red = that likes to have fun

[ ] Brown = who loves to be different

[x] Dirty blonde = with a nice ass

[ ] Bald = with herpes



Pick the month you were born on:

[ ] 1 = who ate

[ ] 2 = who needed

[ ] 3 = who killed

[ ] 4 = who shot

[ ] 5 = who killed

[ ] 6 = who smoked with

[ ] 7 = who banged

[x] 8 = who ran shirtless with

[ ] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by

[ ] 10 = who cuddled with

[] 11 = who slept with

[ ] 12 = who ran naked with



Pick the day you were born on:

[ ] 01 = a shoe

[ ] 02 = a dog

[ ] 03 = the kool-aid man

[ ] 04 = a toothbrush

[] 05 = Santa Clause

[ ] 06 = The Trojan man

[ ] 07 = Barney the dinosaur

[ ] 08 = a prostitute

[ ] 09 = a porn star

[ ] 10 = a bag of weed

[ ] 11 = my lover

[ ] 12 = a glass of milk

[ ] 13 = a horse

[ ] 14 = a lesbian

[ ] 15 = a stripper

[ ] 16 = a pickle

[ ] 17 = a jew

[ ] 18 = a homo

[ ] 19 = an orange

[ ] 20 = my mom

[ ] 21 = a homeless guy

[ ] 22 = a whore

[ ] 23 =my crush

[ ] 24 = an easter egg

[ ] 25 = a jar of honey

[ ] 26 = a condom

[x] 27 = a bowl of cereal

[ ] 28 = a french fry

[ ] 29 = your dealer

[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton

[ ] 31 = your grandma



Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:

[ ] White = because I love marijuana

[x] Black = because I'm sexy as hell

[ ] Pink = because the lil people told me to

[ ] Blue = because I have AMAZING BOOBS

[ ] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous

[ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life

[ ] Purple = because I'm gay

[ ] Gray = because I got dared

[ ] Other = because that's how i roll

[ ] Green = because I'm good in bed

[ ] Orange = because I smoke crack

[ ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose

[ ] Brown = because I had to