kay, playing lots of mario things lately, and ive noticed this about everyone favourite turtle monster.
in every game he's in, bar none, he has a kick ass theme tune. sure, he's completely useless against dumpy plumbers and fails to keep the princess in a state of capture, but by god you know he means business. if nintendo made a mature mario game, when bowser enters a room and the booming rock tune starts up, everyone would be like 'oh shit, it's bowser!' and he'd just bellow 'YO BITCHEZZZ!' and pop a cap in everyone's ass.