What I did INSTEAD of MFF . . . and Thanksgiving
15 years ago
(This is a shameless lampoon of those MFF memes)
Where did I stay:
Home. Those same four walls as always.
When are you getting there:
I moved in October of 2007.
How long am I staying:
Talk to Sjach or the French Culinary Institute about that. It feels like indefinitely some days.
Who I was with:
The Ninja-Gryphon, The Pygmy Squatch, the Wharf Drat, The Saber-Dragon, Lin-Rei, and the New Guy.
Gender: Female, with a ex-drag queen personality.
How old am I: 24. WAAAAAH!!
How tall am I: 5'10"
What suits do I have:
My swimsuit and my team suit from high school swim team.
Can you touch me:
I Don't Know. Can You?
Can you talk to me:
Suuuure.
Pics?:
F'you insist.
Am I nice:
I CAN be.
Can I stalk you:
Won't be hard.
Can you buy me lots of drinks:
I don't usually drink, but suuuure.
Can you hug or snuggle me:
Suuuure.
Do I like parties:
Haven't been to many. Couldn't tell ya.
What should you not do around me:
Don't be inconsiderate. Or Arrogant.
If you see me, how should you get my attention:
Come around to my front and wave. Or yell my name. Jumping on my back is a BAAAAD idea.
As for actual turkey day, as I said on Pepper's comment : I was cooking all day on thanksgiving, only to have the drama come when the ninja gryphon told me (as dindin was being served) that she had wanted to help. Well, thanks for making ME feel the asshole. We got that talked out.
My past two weeks have sucked, but I'm not bummed out by it. Peace beyond all understanding.
November 22- My mom's 53rd. My dad got laid off.
November 23- I find out my best friend is working Thanksgiving, her birthday and Christmas.
November 27- I find out that I'm a phone call away from a court date. (I made the call today. Still sorting that out.)
November 28- My dad's 53rd. My mom's car got repossessed without her knowledge or consent.
December 2nd- Lin's 25th. Tried to make it nice, but she had a shit night at work.
December 3rd- Got a further letter about that court thing. Apparently, they want you to call the minute you get the letter. Letter was dated the day after I received the previous one. I finally said "screw my minute situation" and called. They picked right up. YAY!!
So, the days have sucked, but I've had a bastion or two of sanity. Number one is Lin. Number Two is Baz. Three:
Fall.
Out.
Three.
THANK GOD for Radroaches and dumbass Raiders.
Where did I stay:
Home. Those same four walls as always.
When are you getting there:
I moved in October of 2007.
How long am I staying:
Talk to Sjach or the French Culinary Institute about that. It feels like indefinitely some days.
Who I was with:
The Ninja-Gryphon, The Pygmy Squatch, the Wharf Drat, The Saber-Dragon, Lin-Rei, and the New Guy.
Gender: Female, with a ex-drag queen personality.
How old am I: 24. WAAAAAH!!
How tall am I: 5'10"
What suits do I have:
My swimsuit and my team suit from high school swim team.
Can you touch me:
I Don't Know. Can You?
Can you talk to me:
Suuuure.
Pics?:
F'you insist.
Am I nice:
I CAN be.
Can I stalk you:
Won't be hard.
Can you buy me lots of drinks:
I don't usually drink, but suuuure.
Can you hug or snuggle me:
Suuuure.
Do I like parties:
Haven't been to many. Couldn't tell ya.
What should you not do around me:
Don't be inconsiderate. Or Arrogant.
If you see me, how should you get my attention:
Come around to my front and wave. Or yell my name. Jumping on my back is a BAAAAD idea.
As for actual turkey day, as I said on Pepper's comment : I was cooking all day on thanksgiving, only to have the drama come when the ninja gryphon told me (as dindin was being served) that she had wanted to help. Well, thanks for making ME feel the asshole. We got that talked out.
My past two weeks have sucked, but I'm not bummed out by it. Peace beyond all understanding.
November 22- My mom's 53rd. My dad got laid off.
November 23- I find out my best friend is working Thanksgiving, her birthday and Christmas.
November 27- I find out that I'm a phone call away from a court date. (I made the call today. Still sorting that out.)
November 28- My dad's 53rd. My mom's car got repossessed without her knowledge or consent.
December 2nd- Lin's 25th. Tried to make it nice, but she had a shit night at work.
December 3rd- Got a further letter about that court thing. Apparently, they want you to call the minute you get the letter. Letter was dated the day after I received the previous one. I finally said "screw my minute situation" and called. They picked right up. YAY!!
So, the days have sucked, but I've had a bastion or two of sanity. Number one is Lin. Number Two is Baz. Three:
Fall.
Out.
Three.
THANK GOD for Radroaches and dumbass Raiders.
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