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Happy Wolfboarding Month!

15 years ago General

Deercember is a happy, snowy time of year so what better use for wolves than using them to sled or board down your favorite hill! So get a wolf, and have some fun! Plus, unlike snowboards they'll warm your paws and make cute little yips as their face goes into a snowbank. Some wolves may be a little lumpy to stand on, but I hear steam presses fix that issue easy.

Have fun everybody!

50 Comments

Fuzzypaws ~fuzzypaws

Perniciously Persistent Purveyor of Pretty Perfect Paws

15 years ago

I should find some wolves to play with right away before they are all taken!

vermyfox ~vermyfox

FOX!

15 years ago

Well if you need to share with others in the joy wolves can bring, a mallet and some sticks can turn any wolf into a lovely hockey game.

wolfertech ~wolfertech

Digital Artist

15 years ago

This does not sound like a way I would like to spend my December. * tries to hide*

vermyfox ~vermyfox

FOX!

15 years ago

It's not about wolves enjoying it, but everyone having fun. Well everyone that deserves it hehe

wolfertech ~wolfertech

Digital Artist

15 years ago

Oh in that case I know how I can have some fun because I know I deserve it! *stuff you in confetti cannon* See I know how to have fun too.

wolfertech ~wolfertech

Digital Artist

15 years ago

*Blasts out orange and white confetti* Have a great Holiday!

Arcane-Coyote ~arcane-coyote

Writer

15 years ago

lol good thing I'm a coyusky :D

Aurafox ~aurafox

Fursuiter

15 years ago

Sounds like a completely optimal December to me!!

wolfertech ~wolfertech

Digital Artist

15 years ago

December needs more fireworks to be really fun. *hands lit TnT*

vermyfox ~vermyfox

FOX!

15 years ago

Make sure your paws are nice and icy when you step on them too!

BlaiddWolfe ~blaiddwolfe

Chaotically Coyote

15 years ago

What is it with you and making my kind into sports equipment?! One of these days, the wolves will get revenge! Can you say... FOXBALL?!

vermyfox ~vermyfox

FOX!

15 years ago

Well wolves are raw material needing to be shaped. Plus it's fun! *mallets you down*

BlaiddWolfe ~blaiddwolfe

Chaotically Coyote

15 years ago

Well, at least this is less degrading than being a hockey puck.

vermyfox ~vermyfox

FOX!

15 years ago

Oh, once I'm done sledding, you're going back to puck. For good. >:D

BlaiddWolfe ~blaiddwolfe

Chaotically Coyote

15 years ago

*tips you off the wolf sled* Have fun snowballing down the mountain! >:3

sarsis ∞sarsis

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

I have to sit this one out. I have white fur, and am easily misplaced in the snow. What's the joy if everything thinks you are just going down the mountain with no wolf at all because your wolf-board is white?

vermyfox ~vermyfox

FOX!

15 years ago

Oh, I know how to fix that! *gets some maroon dye and since you're in Texas now, makes a lovely A&M board out of you*

sarsis ∞sarsis

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

NOOOOOOO!!! >.<

The kinky turtle ~kturtle

Digital Artist

15 years ago

*steps in to wash off the maroon dye, put an owl costume on you and make you a Rice board instead*

vermyfox ~vermyfox

FOX!

15 years ago

But he's not AZN enough for Rice!

vermyfox ~vermyfox

FOX!

15 years ago

Oh hush, it's a big improvement! XD

Spacko ~fairtravian

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

What about purple? :3

Kooky ~kooky

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

Oooooh yeah I like the sound of this one. :D I need me a wolf.

vermyfox ~vermyfox

FOX!

15 years ago

*hands you lace

lace though if that doesn't work I'm sure you could easily substitute a lion*

Kooky ~kooky

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

Ooooooh that sounds fun though I suppose we should make a certain lion an exception to wolfboarding month. :D

Azure Lupine ~shinypup

Watcher

15 years ago

I'm not big enough to be used as a sled.

vermyfox ~vermyfox

FOX!

15 years ago

For you, you could easily be a ski.

Azure Lupine ~shinypup

Watcher

15 years ago

I think I'd be more the size for either a hat or scarf. I wouldn't support much weight.

aht1991 ~aht1991

Watcher

15 years ago

No, just. No.

artfulreggie ~artfulreggie

Tubbo

15 years ago

Sounds like waterboarding... Are you sure this isn't where we stuff them with snausages until they tell us their secrets?

consolidated ~consolidated

Braying Mandolin Player

15 years ago

I'd rather use a fox >:3

wolfertech ~wolfertech

Digital Artist

15 years ago

See at lest someone has some since.

AndrewDarkFox ~andrewdarkfox

Photographer

15 years ago

I am 6.23 feet
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3313018

wolfertech ~wolfertech

Digital Artist

15 years ago

Not any more. *Steam rolls*

vermyfox ~vermyfox

FOX!

15 years ago

But foxes are far too warm and would melt the snow! D:

Nelomet ~tiamet64

Writer

15 years ago

Now I need to find some mountains....

StrangelyFox ~strangelyfox

Writer

15 years ago

That's all good and well, but the frigid weather always gets me every time. I could do with some nice, fluffy warm coat and I hear foxes much like yourself make just the perfect winter sporting attire. What say you?