Yesterday! A guy from some other area at work walks up to me and says I need youre help! Youre the only one who can help me! I asked youre supervisor and he said it was ok. So I go over to see what he did. He welded both halfs of this thing together and forgot to weld this 1 thing inside it!
*It would take him atleast a couple hours to cut it apart and get it back together*

I see why he needed me! Im the smallest welder in the Fucking Company! Emptied my pockets grabbed a flashlight the piece of rod and the welding torch. I could only get so far into this tube and the guy had to push me in by the bottom of my boots up to my shins. It was a real tight fit! But I got it welded in. The guy was so thankful I helped him he bought me lunch!
*Yay free lunch!*

Go back to what I was working on before, Just talking with my buddy and I say what I did. Wh..no.... Y-Youre not talking the tube on the scrubber? The look on his face when I said yes! Hes like That thing is only 14 Inches Wide!!! You cant fit in there?!! Nocody can fit in there!!!!
I did ^^

All day today he kept calling me Gerbil *in the reference of getting stuffed into a tube and shoved up some guys ass...*
Im not into that kind of shit! But if he only knew!