So i already posted this under "poetry" (look there for more info)
but since it makes you download it i thought i'd just post a journal to make it easier on people.
Enjoy!
Dez

LYRICS:

[Close Encounters of the Fur Kind]
Come to IFC
Come to IFC
(repeat ad nauseam)
Come to IFC

[Furries of the lost ark]
Come come on down, indy furcon
Come come on down, indy furcon.
Indyfurcon is the one!
All the Whoozfurs, say it’s lots of fun!
Bring your sketchbook, and nerf guns!
This is dances and panels and fursuits.
We love it!
Everybody is welcome
It’s in August - come and grab some sun!
Dance in fursuit, Oh, what fun!
We’ve got improv and comics and dances
You’ll love it!

[Fur Solo]
Get over here you big, furry oaf
Everyone here says that you smell!
I really think you need some Febreeze
Maybe you should but your head on
The fursuit dryer… your paws on the fursuit dryer/
We all follow the 6:2:1 rule
And those who don’t are totally uncool
At least 6 hours of sleep and 2 meals everyday
And at least 1 shower – warm water with soap.

[F.T. - The Furry Terrestrial]
Furs move slowly...Furs move slowly
Furs move slowly...Furs move slowly
I said let’s all go for breakfast
It’s only 9 in the morning
By the time that everyone was ready
It was dinner time...

[Jaws: Furry style]
Kage (two? Two?)
Kage (two? Two.)
Kage (two?)
Kage (two?)
Kage
Kage
We’ve got stand up comics for you
We’ve got stand up comics for you
Well, I hope you’re prepared to laugh tonight


[Jurassic Fur]
Hey come on down
To the Hilton indy north!
We haven’t hit 500 yet, but we hope to one year soon.
With whose lion is it anyways
and bucktown with his keyboard.
Theres so much to see and lots to do
We don’t think you could possibly be bored

[Furry ark pt 2]
Come come come to the con
In in indy furcon
Come come come to the con
Indy furcon
Come on down to IFC
All the whoozfurs say it’s the place to be
Don’t believe me – come and see!
We’ve got dances and panels and fursuits you’ll love it

So let's go
Go to the con
We think you’ll have
A ton of fun.

Hey I almost forgot the theme…..
Furries of the Lost Ark!