I am so slack... this all happened a week ago and I’m only putting it in a journal now, lol. It is late, I am tired and this will probably be a mess but read it for laughs.

So you know that party I was at? That massive two week affair? Well last Thursday someone thought it would be funny to bring some hash brownies/weed cookies to the party. Lol, I didn’t have any but the people that did got more sick then high, but that isn’t what I wanted to tell all of you. The next night there were cups of coke set up on a table off to the side of the BBQ and I only found out that they contained LSD after I had drunk two of them! There wasn’t meant to be any drugs at this party, the cookies were a one off, but someone did mention that it would be funny to bring some. Never the less I was completely shocked to learn that I had just taken double of whatever it takes a normal person to get high, apparently I went white and everything!

This was my first experience with LSD so everyone pitched in to help guide me through it and I am bloody lucky that they did! At first I didn’t feel anything then as the night wore on the pictures and words on people’s shirts started to move, fire and strobes started to look incredible and, wow, things felt so weird. It had random effects on me and everything was going great until something caught my eye. My friend has a bunch of these little palm trees and the shape of the long blade-like leaves looked like something indistinguishable until my mind decided to completely fuck with me. I was seeing necromorphs in the shadows the trees created, holy shit, I have never been that scared in my life!

For those of you who don’t know what those are they are horrifically fugly monsters from the Dead Space video games and, well, they aren’t very sociable. I was cowering under the table trying to figure out what to do; I could probably make it over the fence and bolt down the street, I knew that there was an axe and a chainsaw in the shed a little way away... then again wetting myself seemed like a good option too. Lol, my friend’s girlfriend dragged me out and gave me an excellent punch to the face and that snapped me out of it a bit. Just when I was going to do option number 1 or 2 my friend (The one whose girl friend had just given me a blackish eye and the one whose house we were partying at) tossed a couple of glow sticks into the darkness and handed me his beautiful 4.5+ metre olive python. Those two actions put the necros right out of my mind although I didn’t go into any dark rooms and was quite paranoid for some time after that.

For those that don’t know I LOVE snakes so this adorable creature really helped to get me settled. Besides that her scales felt like they were electric, each little move she made sent jolts into my skin! She never left me that entire night and I was in heaven! Lol, that was my only bad experience with it, the rest of the night was AMAZING! Everything was a million times more awesome, even ordinary objects were mind boggling. We downloaded all of Pink’s songs and we had a mini concert, wow, that was epic. It was funny watching the other high people too, lol. If it were not for the seeing evil space zombies and almost doing something stupid I would actually recommend it. Oh yeah, and I was having problems speaking but apparently that isn’t common.

See you all soon and thanks for reading!