in a can?

EW, NO.

;0

MMMMMMM, HAMMMM.

Awesome souse. Yiff for the win. Maybe you and me should do yiff trade. XD

ROFLMAO, maybe. ;3

Mmmm, ham! Roasted and thick and juicy. Not like the ham that comes in Chinese take-out. That stuff is -nasty-.

ROFL, I just like sliced ham that you put with CHEESE. ;D

Ever have a grilled cheese sandwich with sliced ham cooked right into it?

Oh my god I'm drooling.

Lol and you called me an internet slut... X3

LOLSH. ♥

Believe it or not, I'm reading this eating a ham, cheese and mustard sanga X3

You know what's even funnier? I'm eating a toasted cheese and ham sandwich, RIGHT NOW.

Well nothing beats my

Fail... that is all...

i did not know this was a porn account.... (not ecven thought you wanted to doodle up porn...)

Sorry, it won't be a porn account for another year. xD

your account says your sixteen soo arn't you talking two more years?

The account SHOULD say 17. >:I

Species: Canine
Age: 16
Operating system: Windows 7
Personal quote: "If you're sad little birdy, just fly away."
Music type/genre: Healthy Mixture
Favorite movie: Eternal sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Favorite game: COD4, BFBC2, MW2
Favorite game platform: PC / Xbox360
Music player of choice: Winamp
Favorite animal: Crows
Favorite food: Chicken!


exactly copied off your front page lexmutt.

SHOULD, as in, Imma go change it now. xD

oh i see...... wait when is your birthday?

October 12th. ;3

:< fiddles i was hoping sooner....oh well.

hehe that sounds like your going to ahve fun lol

Maaaaybe. ;)

WOOOOOH DRAWING LOTS OF DOODLES! =D

LOL, YES SIREEE

D8
U said prn was ikky.

And HAM is < roast pork

OHHHH, NO I DON'T MIND DRAWN PORN.
Like hentai or yiff or wtfever.

But real porn where actual people have nothing in their lives but being some huge slut that fat lonely people masturbate over every fucking night~
Now THAT is fucked up.

You know, i find it a bit stupid. Legal age for voting and consentual (straight) sex in Australia is 16, yet you can't legally own, create or look at porn or consume alcohol until you're 18.
Some laws are just incredibly conceited =/

Also: Ham = <3

Haha, I would agree with you,
but sometimes it makes it easier to say no to alcohol when people are shoving it in your face.

OTHERWISE, I totally agree with the porn part! ;O;
I can submit it here, but... not view it... on my own userpage.
ROFLMAO.

It's also pretty easy to say "no, i don't need it" or be a hard-arse about it if they're being all peer pressure on you, but then again.. you'll need to get the practice up, you'll only have one more year of that excuse working =b

yeah, i've seen someone with the same problem a few years ago. It really got to them =/ Still damn stupid how retardedly disconnected most political anything is from the world surrounding them, these days.
And sad, too.

ANYWAY! It's 1am and i need to get some sleep <.<

Hahaha, I mean it's an easy escape.
It IS easy to say 'No, I don't need it.' but that doesn't mean they'll stop asking.
In fact some go as far as to insult me for not wanting a drink. ;)

But I'll always say no, I always have. n__n'

Damn insultists. Alcohol is not the be-all and they never seem to understand that =P

Well, that's good to hear ^.^ Nice to know someone who knows how to have fun without narcotic aid =3

Hahaha, you're very sweet. :3
<3