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10 Day Meme: Day 4
14 years ago
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bluedude
One meme per day based upon the list below:
Day One: 10 things you want to say to 10 different people right now. X
Day Two: 9 Things about yourself. X
Day Three: 8 ways to win your heart. X
Day Four: 7 things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: 6 things you wish you'd never done.
Day Six: 5 people that mean a lot to you (in no particular order)
Day Seven: 4 turn offs
Day Eight: 3 turn ons
Day Nine: 2 smilies that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.
7 things that cross my mind a lot, egh? Well, now. Let's have a look.
7. "I'm surrounded by idiots" . There are many frank exceptions to this rule and I'm not talking about people in my immediate company, because I feel the majority of friends/furs is have aquainted myself with are of the intelligent sort. I'm referring to the general populous at large. The public who seem to all been lobotomized and become even greater, gibbering morons than they used to be. Only in a world of brainless fucktards could Jeremy Kyle by a syndicated daytime TV god. Only a planet of the terminally hard of thinking could celebrate trash like X Factor and rave as though it is high cultured entertainment. The world has gone mad ... and not the good kind of mad, either ...
6. "I hate everything" . Again, there are frank exceptions to this rule, but in general, I find myself hating the universe. Take yesterday as an example. I was travelling to a fellow furls house on the other side of Manchester. While walking to my nearest bus stop, a bus pulled up, so I ran for it. The driver saw me, watched me cross the road, and then drove off. Feeling irked but not beaten I travelled on to the main road to catch a different bus. Hallelujah, another bus was approaching. I put my had out ... and the tosser drove straight past me.
Once I got on the next bus, it was packed with only one seat free next to a turgid old fossil who smelt like shed been dry roasted. Behind me was a toddler who had decided that she was going to sing the first three lines of Jingle Bells over and over as loud as she could. But it wasn't Jingle Bells at all, it was the tune to Jingle Bells with whatever words she deemed fit, so at one point, we had "joo joo bells, juju bowles, fishy, fishy, fish, fish la la na na da da fish ... HEY!" ... this went on for the better part of 30 minutes ... I did not have my mp3 player or headphones with me ... and all the while she was kicking my chair in an off beat attempt at percussion. Everyone else on the bus just sat there smiling whimsically and shaking their heads at the little scamps delightful musical abilities .... Am I going mad or should her Mother. WHO WAS WEARING HEADPHONES and completely ignorant of this whole thing, have told her little darling to SHUT THE HELL UP?! I was at the point of asking how long they planned to stay on the bus for when they got off ... only to be replaced by a chav couple with a massive baby buggy. They took their sprog out of the buggy, and rather than folding it away, left it in the wheelchair section, took the shrieking baby to the back of the bus ... and then started CHANGING ITS NAPPY!!! ... ... ... WTF?!!! Is that legal? Its certainly not sanitary! Its situations like this. Where I think I'm justified in stating, that I hate Everything.
5. "I'm completely out of my depth" . I keep thinking about how I need to start out on my own, get my own place, a car and look after everything that comes complete with that, and I find myself terrified by the notion that I have absolutely no idea how to go about most of those things. They should have taught us that in school rather than the paltry hour and a half of awkward sex education where the PE teacher showed us how to put a condom on ... and having to apologize when he couldn't get hard enough ...
4 "I'm being ripped off!" I remember when crisps were 32p per bag. I remember petrol being 72p per litre. The cost of absolutely everything continues to sky rocket out of all feasable proportion, all to cope with the dealings of overpaid and undertrained fucktards who buggered up the entire country, and then, instead of being sacked, either got promoted with massive bonuses or retired on hefty pensions ... NOOOOOOOOO! Make them work double time to recover the money for 0 pay, or, failing that, take them out into the field and shoot them!
3 "I want a time machine so I can go back and make Mary Whitehouse's Mother have an abortion" . If you're not certain who Mary Whitehouse is, she's the prim and proper bint who founded the convention of Political Correctness. So now, when you hear phrases like "we can't say/do that, it might offend sombody" ... its her fault. I prescribe to the school of thought that dictates, when it comes to life or poking fun at the world, either its ok to laugh at EVERYTHING or NOTHING. You can't pick and choose what's ok and what's not ok to laugh at, that defies the point. And seriously, if you tell people that you believe in shiny, miracle-working judgmental beardy/multi-limbed/self-righteous/kosher/singular deities with or without bestest best prophet buddies, then it is the right of the world to take the piss out of you for being a gullable spong.
2 "I hate Myself" . That's right, even with all the rage I throw at the world, I retain the majority of it for myself. I hate my appearence, I hate my mannerisms, I hate how I inevitably fuck up a spectacular ammount of things, I even hate how I've turned a fun Meme into an essay ... I don't hate my view of the world though, I feel that's fairly grounded in reason :/
1 "I Love My Folfy" . Yes, he's my snuggly, smexy Folfy mate and despite all of the above, he sticks around ^^ I love him so very much and I really don't know what I would do without him.
Well, join me tomorrow when we'll be discussing 6 things I regret. I promise I'll try to make it much, much shorter :P
Though id be surprised if anybodys actually read through the above :S
bluedudeOne meme per day based upon the list below:
Day One: 10 things you want to say to 10 different people right now. X
Day Two: 9 Things about yourself. X
Day Three: 8 ways to win your heart. X
Day Four: 7 things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: 6 things you wish you'd never done.
Day Six: 5 people that mean a lot to you (in no particular order)
Day Seven: 4 turn offs
Day Eight: 3 turn ons
Day Nine: 2 smilies that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.
7 things that cross my mind a lot, egh? Well, now. Let's have a look.
7. "I'm surrounded by idiots" . There are many frank exceptions to this rule and I'm not talking about people in my immediate company, because I feel the majority of friends/furs is have aquainted myself with are of the intelligent sort. I'm referring to the general populous at large. The public who seem to all been lobotomized and become even greater, gibbering morons than they used to be. Only in a world of brainless fucktards could Jeremy Kyle by a syndicated daytime TV god. Only a planet of the terminally hard of thinking could celebrate trash like X Factor and rave as though it is high cultured entertainment. The world has gone mad ... and not the good kind of mad, either ...
6. "I hate everything" . Again, there are frank exceptions to this rule, but in general, I find myself hating the universe. Take yesterday as an example. I was travelling to a fellow furls house on the other side of Manchester. While walking to my nearest bus stop, a bus pulled up, so I ran for it. The driver saw me, watched me cross the road, and then drove off. Feeling irked but not beaten I travelled on to the main road to catch a different bus. Hallelujah, another bus was approaching. I put my had out ... and the tosser drove straight past me.
Once I got on the next bus, it was packed with only one seat free next to a turgid old fossil who smelt like shed been dry roasted. Behind me was a toddler who had decided that she was going to sing the first three lines of Jingle Bells over and over as loud as she could. But it wasn't Jingle Bells at all, it was the tune to Jingle Bells with whatever words she deemed fit, so at one point, we had "joo joo bells, juju bowles, fishy, fishy, fish, fish la la na na da da fish ... HEY!" ... this went on for the better part of 30 minutes ... I did not have my mp3 player or headphones with me ... and all the while she was kicking my chair in an off beat attempt at percussion. Everyone else on the bus just sat there smiling whimsically and shaking their heads at the little scamps delightful musical abilities .... Am I going mad or should her Mother. WHO WAS WEARING HEADPHONES and completely ignorant of this whole thing, have told her little darling to SHUT THE HELL UP?! I was at the point of asking how long they planned to stay on the bus for when they got off ... only to be replaced by a chav couple with a massive baby buggy. They took their sprog out of the buggy, and rather than folding it away, left it in the wheelchair section, took the shrieking baby to the back of the bus ... and then started CHANGING ITS NAPPY!!! ... ... ... WTF?!!! Is that legal? Its certainly not sanitary! Its situations like this. Where I think I'm justified in stating, that I hate Everything.
5. "I'm completely out of my depth" . I keep thinking about how I need to start out on my own, get my own place, a car and look after everything that comes complete with that, and I find myself terrified by the notion that I have absolutely no idea how to go about most of those things. They should have taught us that in school rather than the paltry hour and a half of awkward sex education where the PE teacher showed us how to put a condom on ... and having to apologize when he couldn't get hard enough ...
4 "I'm being ripped off!" I remember when crisps were 32p per bag. I remember petrol being 72p per litre. The cost of absolutely everything continues to sky rocket out of all feasable proportion, all to cope with the dealings of overpaid and undertrained fucktards who buggered up the entire country, and then, instead of being sacked, either got promoted with massive bonuses or retired on hefty pensions ... NOOOOOOOOO! Make them work double time to recover the money for 0 pay, or, failing that, take them out into the field and shoot them!
3 "I want a time machine so I can go back and make Mary Whitehouse's Mother have an abortion" . If you're not certain who Mary Whitehouse is, she's the prim and proper bint who founded the convention of Political Correctness. So now, when you hear phrases like "we can't say/do that, it might offend sombody" ... its her fault. I prescribe to the school of thought that dictates, when it comes to life or poking fun at the world, either its ok to laugh at EVERYTHING or NOTHING. You can't pick and choose what's ok and what's not ok to laugh at, that defies the point. And seriously, if you tell people that you believe in shiny, miracle-working judgmental beardy/multi-limbed/self-righteous/kosher/singular deities with or without bestest best prophet buddies, then it is the right of the world to take the piss out of you for being a gullable spong.
2 "I hate Myself" . That's right, even with all the rage I throw at the world, I retain the majority of it for myself. I hate my appearence, I hate my mannerisms, I hate how I inevitably fuck up a spectacular ammount of things, I even hate how I've turned a fun Meme into an essay ... I don't hate my view of the world though, I feel that's fairly grounded in reason :/
1 "I Love My Folfy" . Yes, he's my snuggly, smexy Folfy mate and despite all of the above, he sticks around ^^ I love him so very much and I really don't know what I would do without him.
Well, join me tomorrow when we'll be discussing 6 things I regret. I promise I'll try to make it much, much shorter :P
Though id be surprised if anybodys actually read through the above :S
*snuggs* poor Dodge =[
for #7 I blame humanity as a whole not allowing natural selection to take its course