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15 years ago
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Now that I have completed the more-or-less fun Ten Day Meme. Of DOOM. Its time for a journal full of some happy-go-lucky happy horse-shit fun and random garbage~
Strange text converstaions that have been wasting space in my phone for ages:
Josh: Achoo?
AnthonyM: Not really, what sound does a stomach make when its trying to combust and turn inside out while the mind is grinding gears like a whore overdosing on aphrodesiacs? <<Spelled wrong I'm sure<<
Charles: So hows ur day off? lol
AnthonyM: Its very sweet, sugary, and comfortably warm and annoying
Charles: a small japanese girl is in your room?
AnthonyM: Tied up in neko ears, but yes. Why?
Charles: pics or it didn't happen!! lol
AnthonyM: Sorry. No pics, she isn't exactly a legal citizen >.>
Charles: That means nothing! lol
That is actually it, I forgot where I left the other funny conversa...... WAIT!!! I remember one....
Charles: wait... RAPE-ers, rapiers, or RAP-ers?
AnthonyM: ((Something, message was lost))
Charles: So that won't be a very LONG fight will it? BLAMO!!
AnthonyM: That was uncalled for and just LOW. Like your self esteem. En Garde!
Charles: at least my self esteem is higher than your kill count! BLAMO!!
AnthonyM: Kill kount in what? Relationships? BOOSH!
Charles: Yeah! U have so many bad relationships, you make Jim Jones look like Mr. Happy Family! BLAMO!
AnthonyM: Don't know who either of them are. You failed so many relationships that they decided to just have women meet you when they want a divorce. FOR PONY!!
Charles: Jim Jones is the cult leader who drank koolaid and went to Haley's comet... Mr happy family is made up... and the only reason they come to me for divorce is because you're to buisy with furri stalkers! SHWING!!
AnthonyM: At least I'm leading instead of being led around on a leash like a whipped hound. At least someone can see my awesomeness is worth stalking. The only thing stalking you is cody's doggie boner. KABLAM!!
[Charles then conceded defeat. Also, Cody is his dog and is actually spelled Kodi]
So. There I was, beating baby seals to death....
Nothing? Goood~
So I walked into a room with a big bow strapped to my chest and one dude looked at me like "Wha.... WHY??!?". I just looked at him and said, "I'm a gift to the world. *twisted laugh*"
Morning wood is often times a pain, obviously it takes a massive effort to avoid the puns.....
That aside morning wood is a pain, specifically if you're wearing shorts, more so if someone else is in the same room, and ultimately if you are in a rush and have to get moving ASAP. Also It gets in the way whilst trying to do..... stuff. Don't look at me in that tone of voice. You all know >.<'
Know what else is a pain in the morning? A wooden bed frame that is CONVENIETELY placed so you can roll out of bed and smash your face on it.
On a barely related note I once fell asleep sitting bolt upright cross-legged face foreward looking at the wall of my sleeping room. I woke up in the middle of the night, no source of light available.... I looked left and saw nothing, looked right and saw nothing and I said, "Where the hell am I?" later I discovered I was in my sleeping room on my bed and I had no memory of ever having gotten there.
Showered last night, it was HOT. Meaning the water and the soap as it was rubbed into my fucking eyes. I ran out of the bathroom shouting curses at the top of my lungs and as I left the kitchen with glad wrap I remembered my friend's parents were having dinner....
Ok, most of that ^ story is a lie. Got to admit its still funny though
Ok, the truth of it is this:
Showered last night, it was HOT..... for the hour+ that I was in there. After said shower I was trying to get a comb through my hair and after the 8th or 10th huge snarl of hair I said FUCKALL and grabbed some.... weird.... sort of..... comb..... THING, which worked great but made my hair dry all floofy and 'in-your-face-y' after THAT was finally sorted out I went into my sleeping room and greeted my cat... then proceeded to make her paranoid of my sleeping bag that sits on my bed all day and night, week and month without getting used.
Thats I guess all for now until I read this all later and MORE useless garbage occurs to me. Au Revoir for now!
AnthonyM~
Strange text converstaions that have been wasting space in my phone for ages:
Josh: Achoo?
AnthonyM: Not really, what sound does a stomach make when its trying to combust and turn inside out while the mind is grinding gears like a whore overdosing on aphrodesiacs? <<Spelled wrong I'm sure<<
Charles: So hows ur day off? lol
AnthonyM: Its very sweet, sugary, and comfortably warm and annoying
Charles: a small japanese girl is in your room?
AnthonyM: Tied up in neko ears, but yes. Why?
Charles: pics or it didn't happen!! lol
AnthonyM: Sorry. No pics, she isn't exactly a legal citizen >.>
Charles: That means nothing! lol
That is actually it, I forgot where I left the other funny conversa...... WAIT!!! I remember one....
Charles: wait... RAPE-ers, rapiers, or RAP-ers?
AnthonyM: ((Something, message was lost))
Charles: So that won't be a very LONG fight will it? BLAMO!!
AnthonyM: That was uncalled for and just LOW. Like your self esteem. En Garde!
Charles: at least my self esteem is higher than your kill count! BLAMO!!
AnthonyM: Kill kount in what? Relationships? BOOSH!
Charles: Yeah! U have so many bad relationships, you make Jim Jones look like Mr. Happy Family! BLAMO!
AnthonyM: Don't know who either of them are. You failed so many relationships that they decided to just have women meet you when they want a divorce. FOR PONY!!
Charles: Jim Jones is the cult leader who drank koolaid and went to Haley's comet... Mr happy family is made up... and the only reason they come to me for divorce is because you're to buisy with furri stalkers! SHWING!!
AnthonyM: At least I'm leading instead of being led around on a leash like a whipped hound. At least someone can see my awesomeness is worth stalking. The only thing stalking you is cody's doggie boner. KABLAM!!
[Charles then conceded defeat. Also, Cody is his dog and is actually spelled Kodi]
So. There I was, beating baby seals to death....
Nothing? Goood~
So I walked into a room with a big bow strapped to my chest and one dude looked at me like "Wha.... WHY??!?". I just looked at him and said, "I'm a gift to the world. *twisted laugh*"
Morning wood is often times a pain, obviously it takes a massive effort to avoid the puns.....
That aside morning wood is a pain, specifically if you're wearing shorts, more so if someone else is in the same room, and ultimately if you are in a rush and have to get moving ASAP. Also It gets in the way whilst trying to do..... stuff. Don't look at me in that tone of voice. You all know >.<'
Know what else is a pain in the morning? A wooden bed frame that is CONVENIETELY placed so you can roll out of bed and smash your face on it.
On a barely related note I once fell asleep sitting bolt upright cross-legged face foreward looking at the wall of my sleeping room. I woke up in the middle of the night, no source of light available.... I looked left and saw nothing, looked right and saw nothing and I said, "Where the hell am I?" later I discovered I was in my sleeping room on my bed and I had no memory of ever having gotten there.
Showered last night, it was HOT. Meaning the water and the soap as it was rubbed into my fucking eyes. I ran out of the bathroom shouting curses at the top of my lungs and as I left the kitchen with glad wrap I remembered my friend's parents were having dinner....
Ok, most of that ^ story is a lie. Got to admit its still funny though
Ok, the truth of it is this:
Showered last night, it was HOT..... for the hour+ that I was in there. After said shower I was trying to get a comb through my hair and after the 8th or 10th huge snarl of hair I said FUCKALL and grabbed some.... weird.... sort of..... comb..... THING, which worked great but made my hair dry all floofy and 'in-your-face-y' after THAT was finally sorted out I went into my sleeping room and greeted my cat... then proceeded to make her paranoid of my sleeping bag that sits on my bed all day and night, week and month without getting used.
Thats I guess all for now until I read this all later and MORE useless garbage occurs to me. Au Revoir for now!
AnthonyM~
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Reading about your days is always so exciting and fun xP
