1. First thing you wash in the shower?
my ass.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
I don't wear hoodies. I'm not a retard

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yes

4. Do you plan outfits?
yes when i get dressed up

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Tired and angry

6. What's the closest thing to you that is red?
My bottle

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
Me wetting my pants in front of my dad maybe 10 or so years ago it was a lucid dream that stuck in my memory otherwise i don't remember dreams

8. Did you meet anybody new today?
yup, some people from work

9. What are you craving right now?
Pot

10. Do you floss?
everyday

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
sauerkraut

12. Are you emotional?
Who told you i'm emo?! *cries*

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Yes i have OCD tendencies

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
I do chew it sorta.

15. Do you like your hair?
What hair?

16. Do you like yourself?
I'm an the greatest human being to walk the face of this earth

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Yes i would. he can read me "my pet goat" then I'll have a nap

18. What are you listening to right now?
spinning in the daffodils - them crooked vultures

19. Are your parents strict?
They are dead

20. Would you go sky diving?
only if the plane was on fire

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
by itself not really

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
No

23. Do you rent movies often?
No

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
A christmas tree

25. How many countries have you visited?
2 USA/Canada

26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Yes to a Mr butts. i called him and asked if it was Mr butts then when he said yes i hung up.

27. Ever been on a train?
the gravy train

28. Brown or white eggs?
as long as they are not free ranged ICK

29.Do you have a cell-phone?
no

30. Do you use chap stick?
no

31. Do you own a gun?
*bang*

32. Can you use chop sticks?
yes

33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
My mate

34. Are you too forgiving?
Nope. i never forgive anything. Although most things don't deserve the need for it

35. Ever been in love?
yes with the same person for the last 7 years

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
I have no friends, will you be my friend? *cling*

37. Ever have cream puffs?
Yes

38. Last time you cried?
I cry everyday because you touch yourself

39. What was the last question you asked?
Did you check the bathrooms, felix?

40. Favorite time of the year?
Winter

41. Do you have any tattoos?
Only one of my face on my face. I'm hardcore like that

42. Are you sarcastic?
No...

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Everyday of my life i see the butterfly effect

44. Ever walked into a wall?
yes

45. Favorite color?
purple

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
yes he then bloodied my nose

47. Is your hair curly?
I'm bald

48. What was the last CD you bought?
ARRR I BE PIRATE

49. Do looks matter?
YES if your pretty i will hate you if your ugly i will be sickened by you if your average looking i will ignore you

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
At a game, no. if you fucked someone else, no need to forgive you.

51. Is your phone bill sky high?
nope

52. Do you like your life right now?
I love my life

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
every night

54. Can you handle the truth?
No i prefer to be lied to and stay in sugar coated happiness

55. Do you have good vision?
Yes

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
I dislike everyone

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
i hate phone talking

58. The last person you held hands with?
my mate

59. What are you wearing?
black pants and black socks

60.What is your favorite animal?
Me!

61. Where was your default picture taken at?
huh?!?

62. Can you hula hoop?
nope

63. Do you have a job?
Yes, peon work for peon pay

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
soda. (yes i say soda)

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yes, I'm crawling in yours now.