i just had to post this... my favorite mock error page
15 years ago
General
So....how many T-virus zombies does it take to cause the end of the world?
I have an addon on mozilla firefox that gives me humorious error pages instead of the standard retarded boring ones you get when a page don't load or otherwise. this is my favorite:
The page is too stupid
Firefox can't establish a connection to the server at inkbunny.net.
The page you are looking for is currently too stupid. The Web site might be experiencing idiot writers, or you may need to adjust your browser settings to accept more retarded objects.
Please try the following:
* Click the Try Again button, or begin drinking heavily. After enough shots, SOMETHING will appear.
* If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. If you are an AOL user, make sure you did not accidentally type your street address in the bar.
* To check your network settings, click the Tools menu, and then click Options. On the Advanced tab, click Network and then Settings. However, since you're probably running Windows, there's absolutely jack shit of a chance that you'll resolve anything. Ever.
* If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your network and automatically discover network connection settings. If you actually have a Network Administrator who has enabled it, please raise your hand. Yeah, that's what we thought.
If you would like Windows to try and discover them, click Detect Network Settings. This will do absolutely nothing and will resolve no problems whatsoever.
* Some sites require 128-bit stupidity. In the case of Something Awful, a patch will be shortly available which makes 256-bit stupidity possible.
* If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure your Security settings can support it. Click the Tools menu, and then click Options. Change whatever you want; people will find a way to steal your credit card number regardless.
* Click the Back button to try another link. Yes, let's go with that: try another link.
Page is Too Stupid
Mozilla Firefox
The page is too stupid
Firefox can't establish a connection to the server at inkbunny.net.
The page you are looking for is currently too stupid. The Web site might be experiencing idiot writers, or you may need to adjust your browser settings to accept more retarded objects.
Please try the following:
* Click the Try Again button, or begin drinking heavily. After enough shots, SOMETHING will appear.
* If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. If you are an AOL user, make sure you did not accidentally type your street address in the bar.
* To check your network settings, click the Tools menu, and then click Options. On the Advanced tab, click Network and then Settings. However, since you're probably running Windows, there's absolutely jack shit of a chance that you'll resolve anything. Ever.
* If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your network and automatically discover network connection settings. If you actually have a Network Administrator who has enabled it, please raise your hand. Yeah, that's what we thought.
If you would like Windows to try and discover them, click Detect Network Settings. This will do absolutely nothing and will resolve no problems whatsoever.
* Some sites require 128-bit stupidity. In the case of Something Awful, a patch will be shortly available which makes 256-bit stupidity possible.
* If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure your Security settings can support it. Click the Tools menu, and then click Options. Change whatever you want; people will find a way to steal your credit card number regardless.
* Click the Back button to try another link. Yes, let's go with that: try another link.
Page is Too Stupid
Mozilla Firefox
makuyi
~makuyi
omg! XD how do you get these?
GentlemanPlayer
~gentlemanplayer
What is the name of the addon? That is too hilarious.
pikachuninetails
~pikachuninetails
OP
Override Mozilla Firefox Guidance that's what it's called in my addon menu.^^
Crimsonknight13
~crimsonknight13
I WANT THAT ADDON!
GreenReaper
~greenreaper
Let's hope we can fix our stupidity shortly.
pikachuninetails
~pikachuninetails
OP
hehe yah.
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