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18 years ago
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A few quotes from last night at the drag show:
"Now all you straight boys, don't mouth off to the queens. I know how it is when you get all that alcohol in you and ya'll wanna act tough, but lemme tell you this; us drag queens, we fight in packs. I don't know if you play poker, but four queens will be a straight any day!"
- Destiny Michaels
Destiny: "Lemme get an attitude check!"
Crowd: "Fuck you bitch!"
Destiny: "FUCK THAT, GIMME AN ATTITUDE CHECK!"
Crowd: "FUCK YOU BITCH!"
Destiny: I SAID GIMME AN ATTITUDE CHECK!"
Crowd: "FUCK YOU BITCH!"
"For all you virgins to the show, welcome to out little whore-house. Applause costs you nothing, bu it's customary that if you see something you like, tip the ladies a dollar. Trust me, they work hard for it. If you don't see anything, come over to the dressing room door and I'll be sure to accept it and tell the ladies why they didn't get it. We got four walls, a drag show, and tons of liquor. There's NO reason as to why you shouldn't be fucked up!"
- Destiny Michaels
"Well its sunday morning
And the sun is shining in my
Eye that is open
And my head is spinning
Was the life of the party
I can't stop grinning
I had too much tequllia last night
Jose Quervo
You are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with
A little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys
Did I shoot out the lights
Did I dance on the bar
Did I start any fights
Now wait a minute
Things don't look to familiar
Who is the cowboy whos sleeping beside me
Well he's awful cute
But how'd I get his shirt on
I had too much tequllia last night
Jose Quervo
You are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with
A little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys
Did I shoot out the lights
Did I dance on the bar
Did I start any fights
All those little shooters
How I love to drink them down
Come on bartender lets have another round
Well the music is playing
And my spirits are high
Tomorrow might be painful
But tonight we're going to fly
Jose Quervo
You are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with
A little salt and lime
Everytime we get together
I sure have a good time
You're my friend, you're the best
Mi amigo(Tequllia)
Jose Quervo
You are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with
A little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys
Did I shoot out the lights
Did I dance on the bar
Did I start any fights
Jose Quervo
You are afriend of mine"
- Layla Foxxx (A.K.A. "The Country Cunt")
Come to Savannah. Best drag show on earth.
"Now all you straight boys, don't mouth off to the queens. I know how it is when you get all that alcohol in you and ya'll wanna act tough, but lemme tell you this; us drag queens, we fight in packs. I don't know if you play poker, but four queens will be a straight any day!"
- Destiny Michaels
Destiny: "Lemme get an attitude check!"
Crowd: "Fuck you bitch!"
Destiny: "FUCK THAT, GIMME AN ATTITUDE CHECK!"
Crowd: "FUCK YOU BITCH!"
Destiny: I SAID GIMME AN ATTITUDE CHECK!"
Crowd: "FUCK YOU BITCH!"
"For all you virgins to the show, welcome to out little whore-house. Applause costs you nothing, bu it's customary that if you see something you like, tip the ladies a dollar. Trust me, they work hard for it. If you don't see anything, come over to the dressing room door and I'll be sure to accept it and tell the ladies why they didn't get it. We got four walls, a drag show, and tons of liquor. There's NO reason as to why you shouldn't be fucked up!"
- Destiny Michaels
"Well its sunday morning
And the sun is shining in my
Eye that is open
And my head is spinning
Was the life of the party
I can't stop grinning
I had too much tequllia last night
Jose Quervo
You are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with
A little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys
Did I shoot out the lights
Did I dance on the bar
Did I start any fights
Now wait a minute
Things don't look to familiar
Who is the cowboy whos sleeping beside me
Well he's awful cute
But how'd I get his shirt on
I had too much tequllia last night
Jose Quervo
You are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with
A little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys
Did I shoot out the lights
Did I dance on the bar
Did I start any fights
All those little shooters
How I love to drink them down
Come on bartender lets have another round
Well the music is playing
And my spirits are high
Tomorrow might be painful
But tonight we're going to fly
Jose Quervo
You are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with
A little salt and lime
Everytime we get together
I sure have a good time
You're my friend, you're the best
Mi amigo(Tequllia)
Jose Quervo
You are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with
A little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys
Did I shoot out the lights
Did I dance on the bar
Did I start any fights
Jose Quervo
You are afriend of mine"
- Layla Foxxx (A.K.A. "The Country Cunt")
Come to Savannah. Best drag show on earth.
