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More socially inept than a furry o_o
18 years ago
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If the contents of the journal below don't concern you, don't waste my time responding :D
I just met like, the most socially inept, odd person on earth. Seriously.
So I've been talking to this guy from one of da gay sites I visit, and I was really happy, cause he wanted to hang out on this totally unassuming, platonic level. Just 2 gay guys, who like video games, that happen to live nearby (He lives literally 3 blocks away) and I was cool with that!
Until I met him >_>
First things first, I called him on my way over cause I ran a little late and I figured it would be a welcome courtesy, all I got on the phone was this really sarcastic...but somehow clueless 'Ummmm ok?' like I called to tell him that my penis was on fire and the clowns couldn't put it out.
So I shrugged it off, and kept on walking. I get there, he opens the door for me, in this weird like, fling the door open and walk away sort of move. So I step in and say 'Errr, Hi' trying to strike up some conversation, but he was like, already back at his computer. He then turns to me, and in this high, LOUD grating voice says.
"I'M TALKING TO THIS CHICK ON MYSPACE, she's like YOU'RE NOT BI, and I'm like WHATEVER" Before he turns back to the computer.
I probably should've just got up and left, said something like my kidneys just burst and been on my merry way. But no, I gave him the benefit of the doubt, maybe he was nervous or something...Ok, so he said something about putting a movie on, cause he downloaded some, so to break the silence I asked.
"So what movies do you have?"
"TheY'RE ALL ON MY COMPUTER!!" He says, once again like I annoyed him or something.
"Ummm, ok..lemme ask again, cause you didnt understand...WHAT MOVIES DO YOU HAVE?" So he sighs and turns around, then lists these movies to me. Oh, let me also point out that as he was listing these movies, he hated like half of them (which made me wonder why he still had them on his comp, but whatev) and for everyone he didn't like, he said this really faggoty 'BOO' for each one, and like, sucked his teeth.
It was driving me mad.
We FINALLY put on the Simpsons movie, which was actually really funny imo. But sadly, that came to an end, and we were forced to talk once again. This time about video games.
Bear in mind, I asked him before I came over if he had a 2nd controller. He told me yes. So naturally I was surprised when we went to play games and he asked me if I brought a controller.
"But, I thought you had 2 controllers?"
"NO, I SAID I HAVE A SECOND CONTROLLER".....
He's joking right? He's really sarcastic, and he's going to pull out another controller right? No my friends, No. I stood there, puzzled and alarmed, like I had just seen a car crash, or a baby with a tumor. He really meant, he literally meant he had one controller, with which to put in the 2nd slot.
Well damn.
I can't even tell anymore, as my ears are bleeding from thinking about it, but luckily for me Spiffy McYiffy called and I used that as my excuse to head out.
Jesus christ.
Wolfgang "NO, I SAID I HAVE A SECOND CONTROLLER" Wolfe
So I've been talking to this guy from one of da gay sites I visit, and I was really happy, cause he wanted to hang out on this totally unassuming, platonic level. Just 2 gay guys, who like video games, that happen to live nearby (He lives literally 3 blocks away) and I was cool with that!
Until I met him >_>
First things first, I called him on my way over cause I ran a little late and I figured it would be a welcome courtesy, all I got on the phone was this really sarcastic...but somehow clueless 'Ummmm ok?' like I called to tell him that my penis was on fire and the clowns couldn't put it out.
So I shrugged it off, and kept on walking. I get there, he opens the door for me, in this weird like, fling the door open and walk away sort of move. So I step in and say 'Errr, Hi' trying to strike up some conversation, but he was like, already back at his computer. He then turns to me, and in this high, LOUD grating voice says.
"I'M TALKING TO THIS CHICK ON MYSPACE, she's like YOU'RE NOT BI, and I'm like WHATEVER" Before he turns back to the computer.
I probably should've just got up and left, said something like my kidneys just burst and been on my merry way. But no, I gave him the benefit of the doubt, maybe he was nervous or something...Ok, so he said something about putting a movie on, cause he downloaded some, so to break the silence I asked.
"So what movies do you have?"
"TheY'RE ALL ON MY COMPUTER!!" He says, once again like I annoyed him or something.
"Ummm, ok..lemme ask again, cause you didnt understand...WHAT MOVIES DO YOU HAVE?" So he sighs and turns around, then lists these movies to me. Oh, let me also point out that as he was listing these movies, he hated like half of them (which made me wonder why he still had them on his comp, but whatev) and for everyone he didn't like, he said this really faggoty 'BOO' for each one, and like, sucked his teeth.
It was driving me mad.
We FINALLY put on the Simpsons movie, which was actually really funny imo. But sadly, that came to an end, and we were forced to talk once again. This time about video games.
Bear in mind, I asked him before I came over if he had a 2nd controller. He told me yes. So naturally I was surprised when we went to play games and he asked me if I brought a controller.
"But, I thought you had 2 controllers?"
"NO, I SAID I HAVE A SECOND CONTROLLER".....
He's joking right? He's really sarcastic, and he's going to pull out another controller right? No my friends, No. I stood there, puzzled and alarmed, like I had just seen a car crash, or a baby with a tumor. He really meant, he literally meant he had one controller, with which to put in the 2nd slot.
Well damn.
I can't even tell anymore, as my ears are bleeding from thinking about it, but luckily for me Spiffy McYiffy called and I used that as my excuse to head out.
Jesus christ.
Wolfgang "NO, I SAID I HAVE A SECOND CONTROLLER" Wolfe
I feel your pain man
Was he at least hot?
Glad you got out of there. I'm such a nice guy that I probably would have stayed there forever because I couldn't come up with a way to leave without hurting the guy's feelings.
I've found in my own experience that internet dating/hooking up is a VERY risky thing...you really dont know what your gonna get. I've had some rather odd, and uncomfortable experiences in the past m'self...even wound up with a stalker once (flattering at first, but it gets old REEAAAAAAL quick...besides, I'll never understand why someone would stalk ME of all people....so much for standards, eh?). I wish I still lived in NY rather often. If I did, I'd gladly hang out (though I cant say I'd be any less crazy...but I'd at least be more polite than the above mentioned dude)
Sounds like you met one of those absolute fruitfucks of the gay community, the kind of gay that only makes the problem of conservatism's collective ignorance worse by his very existence.