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██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ As some know I like to make people laugh. So I'm going to be as honest as possible in answering these. (With the exception of a couple questions)
Note: Meme taken from
who took it from 
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
Therefore when they beheld them, the more they did love them, being things other than themselves, strange and free, wherein they saw the mind of Iluvatar reflected anew... (ya know much like the hippies our parents were like when they were tripping on acid, lsd, and other narcotics that by todays standards are strictly illegal) - Simarillian: J.R. Tolken
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What did you touch?
A wall with chipped paint. Adorned with many hats, and a dumb picture of the Loony Toons dressed to be hip-hop wannabees.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Pawn Stars (Chumlee makes me laugh)
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
12:24 AM (Oooh I love guessing games >.> )
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
12:32 AM (See now your taking all the fun out of it -_- )
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My brother's TV he's watching Men Who Stare At Goats
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Looking at the rubble of what was left from the destroyed apartment next to my house as I gagged on the smell of my dog dropping a massi... Ya know what, i'll spare you the last bit there.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
This survey.. <_<
9. What are you wearing?
Hat, Yellow T-shirt, Jeans, socks, and boxer breifs
10. Did you dream last night?
I'd hope so.. my crotch was rather sticky
11. When did you last laugh?
When I watched the second Family Guy Star Wars spoof
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
I refer you to question 2 my good sir, madam, shi, hir, or which ever other types of genitalia you carry.. I know you bastard aliens are out there to steel my left socks!
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Yea, when I looked in the mirror I saw Matt Damon, to which he creepily said John Stamos
14. What do you think of this quiz?
Ya know.. I really can't formulate any kind of answer to this sooo... yea. I'll think of one the next time I'm on the almighty thinking chair for men........................................... yes I'm referring to the toilet
15. What is the last film you saw?
Kiki's Delivery Service (Did you know Studio Gibli released a family orientated film involving fuzzy creatures with testicles?)
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I'd buy a 5 bedroom house combining 2 rooms into one with complete sound proofing and turning it into a studio with incredible speakers and subs so that I can rock the shit out of it while drawing one 40inch screen, while a second 40" browses the web, and finally a 3rd 40" for displaying my playlist and various other windows. Find and buy a 1969 Mustang Cobra and have it completely restored with a custom paint job.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I once had a neighbor who owned a cat named Shit Head.. it was the only time I could swear without my mom putting a bar of soap in my mouth.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I'd replace bullets with tranquilizer darts that were laced with viagra. That way nobody dies and we all wake up refreshed and very VERY happy
19. Do you like to dance?
Yesha
20. George Bush:
The only man in the world that could never be hit by a shoe, as well as many various objects. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op1WTfRidIA
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Alyssa
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Justin junior
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
I could never live abroad. I'm a guy. guys can't be broads.
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
And that's why we can't have nice things.
Note: Meme taken from
who took it from 
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
Therefore when they beheld them, the more they did love them, being things other than themselves, strange and free, wherein they saw the mind of Iluvatar reflected anew... (ya know much like the hippies our parents were like when they were tripping on acid, lsd, and other narcotics that by todays standards are strictly illegal) - Simarillian: J.R. Tolken
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What did you touch?
A wall with chipped paint. Adorned with many hats, and a dumb picture of the Loony Toons dressed to be hip-hop wannabees.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Pawn Stars (Chumlee makes me laugh)
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
12:24 AM (Oooh I love guessing games >.> )
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
12:32 AM (See now your taking all the fun out of it -_- )
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My brother's TV he's watching Men Who Stare At Goats
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Looking at the rubble of what was left from the destroyed apartment next to my house as I gagged on the smell of my dog dropping a massi... Ya know what, i'll spare you the last bit there.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
This survey.. <_<
9. What are you wearing?
Hat, Yellow T-shirt, Jeans, socks, and boxer breifs
10. Did you dream last night?
I'd hope so.. my crotch was rather sticky
11. When did you last laugh?
When I watched the second Family Guy Star Wars spoof
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
I refer you to question 2 my good sir, madam, shi, hir, or which ever other types of genitalia you carry.. I know you bastard aliens are out there to steel my left socks!
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Yea, when I looked in the mirror I saw Matt Damon, to which he creepily said John Stamos
14. What do you think of this quiz?
Ya know.. I really can't formulate any kind of answer to this sooo... yea. I'll think of one the next time I'm on the almighty thinking chair for men........................................... yes I'm referring to the toilet
15. What is the last film you saw?
Kiki's Delivery Service (Did you know Studio Gibli released a family orientated film involving fuzzy creatures with testicles?)
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I'd buy a 5 bedroom house combining 2 rooms into one with complete sound proofing and turning it into a studio with incredible speakers and subs so that I can rock the shit out of it while drawing one 40inch screen, while a second 40" browses the web, and finally a 3rd 40" for displaying my playlist and various other windows. Find and buy a 1969 Mustang Cobra and have it completely restored with a custom paint job.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I once had a neighbor who owned a cat named Shit Head.. it was the only time I could swear without my mom putting a bar of soap in my mouth.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I'd replace bullets with tranquilizer darts that were laced with viagra. That way nobody dies and we all wake up refreshed and very VERY happy
19. Do you like to dance?
Yesha
20. George Bush:
The only man in the world that could never be hit by a shoe, as well as many various objects. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op1WTfRidIA
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Alyssa
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Justin junior
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
I could never live abroad. I'm a guy. guys can't be broads.
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
And that's why we can't have nice things.
