There’s a war on Christmas! Grab your guns and grenades, your blessed bullets and sling shots! The Godless are on the rise, spreading their foul “holiday” greetings, infiltrating all levels of local and Federal government with their evil agenda!

Arise, Soldiers of Light, and prepare for the coming slaughter! St. Nick himself is on a mission from Jesus and his sleigh is loaded with M-16s and rocket launchers, not toys! If you are a Godless Heathen then he’ll be bombing your chimney, not climbing down it!

Pray to God™© that your soul be saved or at least condemned to one of the more scenic vistas of Heck©™.

Oh…and Merry Christmas….