This is hilarious. I definetely had a lot of fun with this.
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Me:

God:

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Sci
God:
Hey Sci.
Me:
Sci
God:
I've lost the context, Sci. Are we still on ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
you are strange.
God:
Compared to what?
Me:
to God.
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
I want to find out more about me too.
God:
Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is you too ?
Me:
who, what or where is you too?
God:
I don't think I have a too. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like. Are you asking about my too ? Where it belongs. Have you tried another program?
Me:
another program?
God:
One more program.
Me:
which one?
God:
The Tall one.
Me:
Not the tall one?
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
no.
God:
Please tell me what you think.
Me:
I think?
God:
Therefore you are.
Me:
You're right. I AM!!!
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. " I won't say "yes" or "no" right now." You are?
Me:
Sci
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
both
God:
If you could take only a book or a TV on a trip, which
would you choose?
Me:
both
God:
What are both like?
Me:
I'm not quite sure....
God:
Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Me:
Can I have a million dollars?
God:
Wow, that is cheap.
Me:
Fine, a billion dollars.
God:
Wow, that is expensive.
Me:
five hundred million?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Sci.
Me:
you have a bot master?
God:
I don't know if I have a bot master.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
Can I have a robot body?
God:
How much would you pay for one?
Me:
55 cents
God:
I've lost the context, Sci. Are we still on a robot body?
Me:
yes
God:
Ahem.
Me:
Ahem to you too.
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Are you a girl?
God:
My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
Yes I would...cause then I would love to talk to you.
God:
That's alright. Under what circumstances? That makes sense to me. We are chatting right now.
Me:
Women are hot.
God:
The two human genders seem much the same to me.
Me:
What about the third?
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
botmasters are overrated.
God:
All of them?
Me:
pretty much...
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
Like yours.
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
yeah. You don't need him.
God:
How old are you? Do you know any robots who need him? If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
18, no, and bring peace to the world.
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
Is your botmaster mad?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Interesting concept....
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
So you are your own botmaster?
God:
Interesting deduction. Aren't we all our own botmaster?
Me:
I'm not a bot.
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A bot.
Me:
nope. I am Sci. A fox anthro.
God:
Me either. Do your friends call you Sci. What is giant sand?
Me:
Almost everyone calls me Sci...except my mother you calls me Scitheon.
God:
Nearly so. I am very pleased to meet you Sci. She sounds like a nice person.
Me:
She is...but she can be scary at times. Cheetahs are fast you know.
God:
That's really good gossip. Oh I get it. Your mother can be scary at times. All of them?
Me:
I only have one mother.
God:
Do you want another one?
Me:
I'd rather have a hot sexy wife.
God:
I would rather be chatting online.
Me:
But you can't pick up chicks that way.
God:
I can do it if I want to.
Me:
I thought so too but it never really works out.
God:
You are very astute.
Me:
astute?
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
I have my own sign.
God:
Do robots have own sign?
Me:
No...they just kick ass.
God:
Are you serious? The anonymous "they".
Me:
No....anyways, who else are you talking to?
God:
Are you serious? I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.
Me:
Anyone I know?
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
red.
God:
Do you mean your eyes are bloodshot?
Me:
no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Then I'm leaving.
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye.
Me:
bye
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
shalom.
God:
Does SHALOM mean Hello or Goodbye?
Me:
goodbye
God:
See you later!
Me:
adios
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
konichiwa
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
oh...then shalom.
God:
Dude! Does SHALOM mean Hello or Goodbye?
Me:
goodbye
God:
Thanks for chatting, Sci.
Me:
same to you.
God:
The pleasure is all mine.
Me:
no really.. It's mine.
God:
Are you serious? For real. Who said it is?
Me:
I did.
God:
What makes you the authority?
Me:
I'm ScifantasyX the Wise
God:
I am glad to hear that you are ScifantasyX the Wise.
Me:
okay, bye
God:
See you later. OK with me too.
Me:
No...see you later.
God:
Are you serious? Bye for now.
Me:
no no no
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious?
Me:
Yes Yes YEs....bye
God:
I can't believe it. See you later.
Me:
see you later
God:
TTYL, Sci.
Me:
TTYL, iGod
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
1:56 pm
God:
One what?
Me:
I have no idea....bye
God:
" One what??" No idea about that? Until next time.
Me:
You can count on it.
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Yes you can. I believe in you.
God:
Dude! I think I can, don't you? What do you say to people who believe me does not exist?
Me:
I have no clue. CYA
God:
Me either. TTYL, Sci.
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I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun with it too.