got em' from falling off my bike
my rabbit trying to get away from my grandmother in my arms
and my best friends dog thinking I'm some sort of BBQ rib.

....that last one isn't so great.

Almost all of mine are from being a self-injurer for over 12 years. It's gotten to the point that I just make up stories for them because it's so much more interesting that way, but people often come up with their own and I'll just run with it, hahaha.

I can't believe GWAR still tours.. I wanna go someday but I'm so terrified of mosh pits. They just have this way of erupting and coming right for your face and softest bits. >:[

i got a foot to the face at the gwar show and was out for 2 minutes.

best.
show.
evar.

Quite a few, but I'll point out the weird ones.

- one on my left pinky finger where a kid took out a chunk with scissors in sunday school
- one in my right palm where a rock lodged itself in after falling into a ditch (had to pop it like a zit... Dunno how it worked)
- one on my right eyebrow after falling against a table corner
- two above my butt from surgeries

And I'll be getting another one in January when I undergo another (hopefully final) surgery!

"- one on my right eyebrow after falling against a table corner"

Hah! I got one of those! Mines right above my eyebrows, almost dead center.

-One caused when I sneezed suddenly while pulling a pizza out of the oven. My left hand jerked up and made contact with the heating coil :(

-I got one on my forehead when I bounced off of a coffee table when I was about 8 or so

-And I have another on my left hand where they fixed my weird form of Carpel tunnel.

That's all the major ones at least, I've got numerous small cut scars over my arms because apparently I used to I cut myself with nature to take the pain away. Might be why I'm such a fatty indoors type now :p

I got one on my wrist from a jellyfish
/lame

I've got two small scars on my stomach and one inside my belly button from getting my gallbladder removed. They're slowly fading, but my boyfriend won't touch the one in my belly button cause it grosses him out XD

Of course I chase him and grab his hand to try and make him touch it.

what no scar from the roller blade incident?

All on the inside. >.>

I don't take scars, I give 'em.

My collar bone is a little weird though from braking it four times.

Two perfectly symmetrical scars, one on each hand between the thumb and first finger that've been there since I can remember. One striated tall pink one on the back of my right shin from my bike chain eating it during an accident. One on my lower back from my sister scratching me at a young age. Towards the bottom of the center of my left hand there's an odd shaped one from getting eaten by concrete when my bicycle decided to lose control while going as close to traffic speed as I could down a busy street. My right knee's got a spot where a ladder fell on me as a small child.
Innumerable other tiny scars coat my extremities from living a generally not too careful life.

Let's see. I have one on the bottom of my upper lip from when my face was smashed into a teeter-totter by an older kid when I was real young, a giant backward L on my left arm from a bike accident, a scar on the bridge of my left foot from a skateboarding accident, a big scar on the upper right side of my forehead when someone smeared my face across the pavement from when I was defending a friend from being abused, a big old brand on my left elbow from when someone thought it would be funny to place the tongs that he had super-heated from the forge in metal shop, and a straight line across the back of my neck from a mishaps at the barbershop.