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18 years ago
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Stolen from...hell, I don't care. I want to do this thing:
Appearance
[ ] I am shorter than 5'4"
[ ] I am taller than 6'0"
[ ] I think I'm ugly
[ ] I have many scars.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[ ] I have/I've had braces.
[ ] I wear glasses.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger. (Just a random compliment one day. I'm betting s/he was put up to it.)
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[ ] I've got one or two Scars
Total: 1
Family/Home Life
[ ] I've sworn at my parents.
[x] I've run away from home. (Lasted only a couple hours; I don't think anyone even noticed.)
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[ ] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.
[x] Have a spoiled sibling (Two spoiled siblings. Fuck them both, they also owe me money.)
Total: 2
School/Work
[x] I'm in school.
[ ] I have a job. (I wish. I need a way to get money.)
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school. (Several times over the years. And it's always been at the same time of day. Coincidence?)
[x] I almost always do my homework (Wasn't always that way, though. First two years of high school, I loved to blow off my work. Looking back, I don't think it really mattered.)
[ ] I've missed a week or more of school. (Never that sick.)
[x] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years. (Dean's list; it's pretty much the same thing.)
[x] I've stolen something from my job (A donut. In my defense, it was one out of hundreds.)
[ ] I've been fired.
[ ] Are or Have been home schooled
Total: 5
Embarrassment
[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation. (That's supposed to be embarassing?)
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry. (They need to try harder.)
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[ ] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something intentionally (Luckily, it was just Elmer's glue, so it came off no problem.)
[x] I've had my pants rip in public (I forced them to rip. I was trying to be funny. And by gum, I was.)
[x] I fell down on my face (Again with the funny.)
Total: 5
Health
[ ] I've gotten stitches
[ ] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctors office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox. (Hasn't everyone?)
Total: 1
Traveling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day. (400 or so to Los Angeles. I was eight or nine at the time.)
[x] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[x] I've been to Japan. (It's pretty, sure, but be prepared for humidity. I can always elaborate on my trip.)
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.
[x] I've been out of my home country. (Went to Japan, see above.)
[ ] I've Been in Thailand
[ ] I've been in Phillipines
Total: 4
Experiences
[ ] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star. (I was visiting friends in Nevada; I saw quite a few that night, and so did they (not gay), let me tell you.)
[x] I've wished on a shooting star. (Wished for money. Fuck you, Jiminy Cricket.)
[x] I've seen a meteor shower. (I think I did.)
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas. (Just to the curb, but still.)
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator (Yeah, I did. It was some uncrowded, bloody boring hotel.)
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. (Third grade, in the lunch line; then never again when my sister did it to me a few months later.)
[ ] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing (I wish.)
[x] I've been in a play ("Macbeth Did It," I think it was.)
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[ ] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night. (It's nothing special. It's just a roof. At night.)
[ ] I've played chicken.
[ ] I've played a prank on someone. (One day...)
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show (Again, one day...)
[ ] I've been snowboarding.
Total: 9
Relationships
[x] I'm single
[ ] I'm in a relationship.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[ ] I miss someone right now.
[ ] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced
[ ] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't. (T'was an online relationship. Negligible, because said person just disappeared and never came back a few months later.)
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[ ] I've kissed a girl/guy
Total: 2
Honesty/Crime
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't. (Oh, how I have. But they were of little consequence; no biggie.)
[ ] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am. (Said I was at the theater when I was really on the other side of town. Silly me.)
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game. (And I'm not sorry for it; cheating gives replay value to games without any.)
[ ] I've cheated on a test. (There's not much of a way to cheat on an open-book test.)
[x] I've run a red light. (The day after my license came in the mail; nearly T-boned someone, too. Now that's how you learn a life lesson.)
[ ] I've been suspended from school. (I got detention once; that was the worst I ever was in school.)
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[x] I've been in a fist fight. (Resulted in the detention above.)
[ ] I've been arrested.
Total: 7
Drugs/Alcohol
[ ] I regularly drink. (I had a sip once; spat it out promptly. What the hell drives people to drink something that tastes so disgustingly bitter?)
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[x] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder. (Turned it over myself; they thought I had Aspergers. No, I'm just antisocial.)
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[ ] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[x] I've hurt myself on purpose. (Described below. Also some various hits, but those weren't motivated by drugs/alcohol, so they don't count for this.)
[ ] I've woken up crying.
Total: 3
Death and Suicide
[ ] I hate funerals.
[ ] I've seen someone dying.
[ ] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[x] I've written a eulogy for myself. (It was for a class assignment, but I guess it still counts.)
[x] I cut myself. (Once. On my thumb. I chickened out after that, and thank God for that, because if I didn't, I probably would've never recovered from the dreaded emo.)
Total: 2
Materialism
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[ ] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[x] I own something from Hot Topic.
[x] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collect comic books (Not yet; I want to get some Deadpool, though. Hear it's hilarious.)
[x] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I buy the newspaper everyday
Total: 4
Random
[x] I can sing well. (I can sing well enough.)
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[ ] I watch the news.
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I curse regularly. (Not in proper company; sometimes among peers.)
[x] I sing in the shower. (Nobody hears it, though.)
[ ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[x] I'm a snob about grammar. (Silently; for thirty seconds, every typo is a nagging thought.)
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I twirl my hair
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name
[x] I love being neat
[ ] I love Spam
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[x] I bake well. (I do; cookies, cake, and shit like that.)
[x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue. (Red)
[ ] I've worn pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun. (A rifle; it was at a paper target. I didn't aim that well.)
[ ] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[x] I eat fast food weekly. (But I'm not yet fat! GASP)
[ ] I believe in ghosts.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[x] I love white chocolate
[ ] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names.
[x] I'm good at remembering dates.
[x] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
[x] I have been on the computer when I am as sick as a dog.
Total: 17
Grand total: 62.
What does this mean? Well, it means 62 things on this list apply to me. Nothing more.
Appearance
[ ] I am shorter than 5'4"
[ ] I am taller than 6'0"
[ ] I think I'm ugly
[ ] I have many scars.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[ ] I have/I've had braces.
[ ] I wear glasses.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger. (Just a random compliment one day. I'm betting s/he was put up to it.)
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[ ] I've got one or two Scars
Total: 1
Family/Home Life
[ ] I've sworn at my parents.
[x] I've run away from home. (Lasted only a couple hours; I don't think anyone even noticed.)
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[ ] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.
[x] Have a spoiled sibling (Two spoiled siblings. Fuck them both, they also owe me money.)
Total: 2
School/Work
[x] I'm in school.
[ ] I have a job. (I wish. I need a way to get money.)
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school. (Several times over the years. And it's always been at the same time of day. Coincidence?)
[x] I almost always do my homework (Wasn't always that way, though. First two years of high school, I loved to blow off my work. Looking back, I don't think it really mattered.)
[ ] I've missed a week or more of school. (Never that sick.)
[x] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years. (Dean's list; it's pretty much the same thing.)
[x] I've stolen something from my job (A donut. In my defense, it was one out of hundreds.)
[ ] I've been fired.
[ ] Are or Have been home schooled
Total: 5
Embarrassment
[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation. (That's supposed to be embarassing?)
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry. (They need to try harder.)
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[ ] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something intentionally (Luckily, it was just Elmer's glue, so it came off no problem.)
[x] I've had my pants rip in public (I forced them to rip. I was trying to be funny. And by gum, I was.)
[x] I fell down on my face (Again with the funny.)
Total: 5
Health
[ ] I've gotten stitches
[ ] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctors office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox. (Hasn't everyone?)
Total: 1
Traveling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day. (400 or so to Los Angeles. I was eight or nine at the time.)
[x] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[x] I've been to Japan. (It's pretty, sure, but be prepared for humidity. I can always elaborate on my trip.)
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.
[x] I've been out of my home country. (Went to Japan, see above.)
[ ] I've Been in Thailand
[ ] I've been in Phillipines
Total: 4
Experiences
[ ] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star. (I was visiting friends in Nevada; I saw quite a few that night, and so did they (not gay), let me tell you.)
[x] I've wished on a shooting star. (Wished for money. Fuck you, Jiminy Cricket.)
[x] I've seen a meteor shower. (I think I did.)
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas. (Just to the curb, but still.)
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator (Yeah, I did. It was some uncrowded, bloody boring hotel.)
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. (Third grade, in the lunch line; then never again when my sister did it to me a few months later.)
[ ] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing (I wish.)
[x] I've been in a play ("Macbeth Did It," I think it was.)
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[ ] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night. (It's nothing special. It's just a roof. At night.)
[ ] I've played chicken.
[ ] I've played a prank on someone. (One day...)
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show (Again, one day...)
[ ] I've been snowboarding.
Total: 9
Relationships
[x] I'm single
[ ] I'm in a relationship.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[ ] I miss someone right now.
[ ] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced
[ ] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't. (T'was an online relationship. Negligible, because said person just disappeared and never came back a few months later.)
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[ ] I've kissed a girl/guy
Total: 2
Honesty/Crime
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't. (Oh, how I have. But they were of little consequence; no biggie.)
[ ] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am. (Said I was at the theater when I was really on the other side of town. Silly me.)
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game. (And I'm not sorry for it; cheating gives replay value to games without any.)
[ ] I've cheated on a test. (There's not much of a way to cheat on an open-book test.)
[x] I've run a red light. (The day after my license came in the mail; nearly T-boned someone, too. Now that's how you learn a life lesson.)
[ ] I've been suspended from school. (I got detention once; that was the worst I ever was in school.)
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[x] I've been in a fist fight. (Resulted in the detention above.)
[ ] I've been arrested.
Total: 7
Drugs/Alcohol
[ ] I regularly drink. (I had a sip once; spat it out promptly. What the hell drives people to drink something that tastes so disgustingly bitter?)
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[x] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder. (Turned it over myself; they thought I had Aspergers. No, I'm just antisocial.)
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[ ] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[x] I've hurt myself on purpose. (Described below. Also some various hits, but those weren't motivated by drugs/alcohol, so they don't count for this.)
[ ] I've woken up crying.
Total: 3
Death and Suicide
[ ] I hate funerals.
[ ] I've seen someone dying.
[ ] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[x] I've written a eulogy for myself. (It was for a class assignment, but I guess it still counts.)
[x] I cut myself. (Once. On my thumb. I chickened out after that, and thank God for that, because if I didn't, I probably would've never recovered from the dreaded emo.)
Total: 2
Materialism
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[ ] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[x] I own something from Hot Topic.
[x] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collect comic books (Not yet; I want to get some Deadpool, though. Hear it's hilarious.)
[x] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I buy the newspaper everyday
Total: 4
Random
[x] I can sing well. (I can sing well enough.)
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[ ] I watch the news.
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I curse regularly. (Not in proper company; sometimes among peers.)
[x] I sing in the shower. (Nobody hears it, though.)
[ ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[x] I'm a snob about grammar. (Silently; for thirty seconds, every typo is a nagging thought.)
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I twirl my hair
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name
[x] I love being neat
[ ] I love Spam
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[x] I bake well. (I do; cookies, cake, and shit like that.)
[x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue. (Red)
[ ] I've worn pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun. (A rifle; it was at a paper target. I didn't aim that well.)
[ ] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[x] I eat fast food weekly. (But I'm not yet fat! GASP)
[ ] I believe in ghosts.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[x] I love white chocolate
[ ] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names.
[x] I'm good at remembering dates.
[x] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
[x] I have been on the computer when I am as sick as a dog.
Total: 17
Grand total: 62.
What does this mean? Well, it means 62 things on this list apply to me. Nothing more.
They sure love blackened salmon down there.