First I'm all walking around, all badass and shit, and i find this cool, wicked nice, poor black chick named Angela with a Princess Laya hairdoo. I talk at her, hug her, do stuff for her, play games with her, and hold hands with her. Eventually she was all like " Dude, U may be Queen, but ur ass better take me on a date to this awsome spot i herd bout." and i was all like, "Fuck yea, mah lady face." So we went on the date, hand in hand i led her to the place, and then she was all like "Stop holding my hand and kiss meh face!" and im all like "K!" So we mac down infront of the sunset and the water and stupid romantic shit.

I walked her back to her place, i dont leave my ladies out in the wilderness, i like to make sure they be safe. Im a gentleman-ladie thing. Anyways, I couldnt find her for a few days, and i was teh sad. But i managed to find her again, so its all good. She got lost shopping or had her period or some other dumbass lady excuse, but all was forgiven.

we talked more, danced, hugged and kissed, and then i knelt down and was all romantic like and said "Bitch, much luff, Marrieh meh! DUUUUUUUU EEEEET!!!!" and she was all weepy and shit and said "OMFG YEASH".

So i dropped a lil over $5000 for the Gazibo lakeside wedding, but who the hell is counting? (me.)

And then, right after the damn party, as i was leading her hand in hand back to our kick ass home, We ran into some weird ass werewolf-wannabe things and i was all like "Dont worry bitch! ill protect u!" and she was all "Shit, dude!" and as i was kicking some ass and forgetting to take names, one o em sneaks up behind me and rips off her face. WTF!?

And then i had to defend her corpse from these rapeist Mercenary guys, and one shot her in the face (it looked like it, it was fucked up) so i killed them all too.

So i killed them all, vengence was mine, but i still miss my poor angela. Those now dead things coulda at least carried enough dough to cover SOME of the money i spent on shit. I think i may be too old to jump back into the single-game again. *sigh* whut to do. whut to do.

rediculous. just plain god damn rediculous.