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15 years ago
Bored of getting your ass kicked by Novistadors or want a quicker way of chaining kills....well look no farther because brand new from SG Department comes the STRIKER.
Complete with Wide-shot, a 12 shell capacity and faster firing than your average shotgun. You can now take out Novistadors and change their fly-like appearence with one shot, it is also useful for crowd control as well.
It is one of the most popular shotguns on the market and at a price of 43,000 Pesetas, we are pratically giving them away.
If your interested in buying a STRIKER, vist your nearest Merchant, if you have never seen our merchant. he looks pedo-ish, wears a black trench coat with the hood up, a ruc-sac on his back and a bandana covering his mouth...and he stands next to a black metal stand with blue fire coming out and some wierd music plays when your near him.
XD I was bored, so I was playing Resident Evil 4 on my PS2 and this idea popped into my head when I bought the Striker XD random or what
Complete with Wide-shot, a 12 shell capacity and faster firing than your average shotgun. You can now take out Novistadors and change their fly-like appearence with one shot, it is also useful for crowd control as well.
It is one of the most popular shotguns on the market and at a price of 43,000 Pesetas, we are pratically giving them away.
If your interested in buying a STRIKER, vist your nearest Merchant, if you have never seen our merchant. he looks pedo-ish, wears a black trench coat with the hood up, a ruc-sac on his back and a bandana covering his mouth...and he stands next to a black metal stand with blue fire coming out and some wierd music plays when your near him.
XD I was bored, so I was playing Resident Evil 4 on my PS2 and this idea popped into my head when I bought the Striker XD random or what
LpneWolf719
~lpnewolf719
Random, but funny
Tyler1200
~tyler1200
OP
is it...really?
LpneWolf719
~lpnewolf719
Made me laugh pretty hard, so it should be.
Tyler1200
~tyler1200
OP
XD I only laughed at the crowd control and the pedo-ish for some reason
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