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Why not.. Question thing!
15 years ago
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Few people are man/woman enough to openly answer any and all questions thrown at them. Are you? Prove it. Copy/Paste this as a new journal entry and answer every question you get.
I'm going to do my best to be honest with these answers. However, if you're afraid of a different opinion, or if you ask something just to be offensive, I'm not responsible for hurting your feelings.
The rules are simple:
-You must answer every question you get no matter what it's about, and you must do so honestly
Okay, pretty sure I can do this.
-There are no questions that can not be asked as long as they are within reason. They can be personal, about oc's, and every thing in between. Nothing Illegal.
Follow these rules and I will answer them
I'm going to do my best to be honest with these answers. However, if you're afraid of a different opinion, or if you ask something just to be offensive, I'm not responsible for hurting your feelings.
The rules are simple:
-You must answer every question you get no matter what it's about, and you must do so honestly
Okay, pretty sure I can do this.
-There are no questions that can not be asked as long as they are within reason. They can be personal, about oc's, and every thing in between. Nothing Illegal.
Follow these rules and I will answer them
What's the colour of your toothbrush?
What cd is in your cd-player right now?
What's the meaning of life?
Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?
Is your middle finger longer than your ring finger?
When you looked in the mirror first thing this morning, what was the first thing you thought?
Last furry thing you touched?
The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Would you sympathize for a naturally non-sympathetic person, if that person did a sympathetic favor for you?
what causes gravity?
if a hen and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg, to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
What's the colour of your toothbrush?
White and blue
What cd is in your cd-player right now?
Flogging Molly - within a mile of home
What's the meaning of life?
42
Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?
No.
Is your middle finger longer than your ring finger?
Yes.
When you looked in the mirror first thing this morning, what was the first thing you thought?
"Damnit, where's my hair brush.."
Last furry thing you touched?
The tail that I bought at MFM
The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Say goodbye to my friends and family, then(assuming I can't die within that half hour), set fire to something, run a car though the house my ex-wife is living in, smoke the finest cigar I can get ahold of, then go out in a blaze of glory by stealing a 1969 Corvette Stingray convertible and leading a police chase down the interstate going as fast as I can get it to go.
Would you sympathize for a naturally non-sympathetic person, if that person did a sympathetic favor for you?
Depends on the specific circumstances.
what causes gravity?
Because you touch yourself at night.
if a hen and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg, to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
Exactly three minutes, fourty-seven seconds, with no change.
What was the last thing you ate?
Your first love or your first disappointment?
What would you like people to remember you by, when you pass away?
What's the worst/best nickname you've ever had?
Do you like waffles?
Do you like pancakes?
Do you like french toast?
What is the dumbest thing you've ever done?
Are you surprised that I've been up all night?
No.
What was the last thing you ate?
Do mints count? If not, a steak, shrimp, and cheese sub.
Your first love or your first disappointment?
First love.
What would you like people to remember you by, when you pass away?
How 1337 I am.
What's the worst/best nickname you've ever had?
Toss up between Charlie Brown and Charlie The Unicorn.. -_-;;
Do you like waffles?
Occasionally.
Do you like pancakes?
More than waffles, but still occasionally.
Do you like french toast?
It's okay, for something French...
What is the dumbest thing you've ever done?
Start smoking.
Are you surprised that I've been up all night?
No, everyone should be nocturnal.
"You eliminate an enemy by making them your friend" What are your thoughts on that, and how would it apply?
Suppose that you are destined to rule and unite the world... How can you achieve it and how would you rule it?
What is the greatest way to success without risking any third party?
I would probably meddle with things for a while then get bored and watch just to see what happens.
"You eliminate an enemy by making them your friend" What are your thoughts on that, and how would it apply?
I've never had any luck with trying to adhere to that. This saying assumes that you're able to bring an enemy around enough to earn some even minisucle level of trust, which I can only see as a huge liability that sets you up for failure at the hands of this enemy.
Suppose that you are destined to rule and unite the world... How can you achieve it and how would you rule it?
Well, the fastest way to get there would certainly be a combination of fear, brute force, religion, and diseducation of the masses. However, that route has been proven to be a short-lived road. I would rather achieve this through a series of treaties, trade agreements, and international law that slowly eases into the idea of a singular world government that actually aspires to the longevity of the human race as a whole while still allowing people to maintain their views and cultures but at the same time recognizing that they are all under the same laws and feeling as though they are part of a global community. The key would be finding the ideal balance between the innate self-centeredness that we posess and the need to survive as a whole for a greater good.
Ruling it would be a little tricky.. most definately stiffen some criminal penalties here and there, though I do firmly believe that the people should not be afraid of the government and should isntead be able to have faith in it. Corporations would definately be taken out of the equation of government as well, as they only breed corruption.
What is the greatest way to success without risking any third party?
Win over hearts and minds. Once they are assimilated to your cause, there is no longer a third party.
Fav question.
An alien craft landed on your yard. What would you do?
Yes...
Is politics more detremental to the scientific community then religion?
On a similar note, is the research at sussex university and CERN on looking for cosmic strings futile or is the potential to shed real evidence on string theory worth the millions that the studies and equipment is costing?
Why is the greater spotted woodpecker rarer then the lesser spotted woodpecker?
Why is there a god?
What is the best way to open an almond with a toothpick and a dead starling?
Does Toth's theorem (in relation to the sausage conjecture) hold true for dimensions higher then 42?
What do sharks drink?
What happens when somebody is drowned? how do you know?
You have chosen door no. 3. I can tell you there is a goat between door no. 2, would you like to stick with door 3 or change to door 1?
Do you regret posting this yet?
Am I terrible?
Is politics more detremental to the scientific community then religion?
Yes and no - they are sort of tied together. Ethics and morality is what truly ties the hands of most scientists. These ethics and morals are primarily derived from the dominant religion in a given region of the world. Politics capitalize on this and push laws through based on these morals and ethics that have been derived so that they can remain popular with the majority of the people since the majority of these values have been programmed into us since childhood, even if the component of worshipping a diety isn't there.
On a similar note, is the research at sussex university and CERN on looking for cosmic strings futile or is the potential to shed real evidence on string theory worth the millions that the studies and equipment is costing?
Yes, it is worth the cost. If nothing else, it is better to try and fail than to never try at all.
Why is the greater spotted woodpecker rarer then the lesser spotted woodpecker?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Why is there a god?
Because what else could have crafted something as beautiful as a 1969 Corvette Stingray convertible..
What is the best way to open an almond with a toothpick and a dead starling?
MacGuyver.
Does Toth's theorem (in relation to the sausage conjecture) hold true for dimensions higher then 42?
Batteries.
What do sharks drink?
Your mother.
What happens when somebody is drowned? how do you know?
The lungs and stomach fill with water, thus suffocating the body because lungs cannot filter oxygen out of water or other liquids. I know because CSI and science told me so.
You have chosen door no. 3. I can tell you there is a goat between door no. 2, would you like to stick with door 3 or change to door 1?
Yes, I would. And thank you for the extra %33.3 probability of me winning a new car.
Do you regret posting this yet?
Not at all.
Am I terrible?
Always.