Fill this out... you only need to count the one time if you have done something multiple times... have fun!

Smoked pot -- $10 - Nope
Did acid -- $5 - Nope
Did some X -- $15 - Nope
Did cocaine -- $20 - Nope
Did meth -- $25 - Nope
Ever had sex at church -- $25 - Yes...Long story X3
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--$40 - All the time...but thats the military for you =P
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25 - no comment >.>
Had sex for money -- $100 - No
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 - No
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50 - No
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50 - Yes
Vandalized something -- $20 - Yup ^^l
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 - Yes! Good stuff ^^
Beat up someone -- $20 - Heh... Does hazing count? ^^
Been jumped -- $10 - Lol, yeah.
Crossed dressed -- $10 - no
Given money to stripper -- $25 - Yes
Been in love with a stripper -- $20 - No.
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10 - Yup..
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15 - No.
Ever drive drunk -- $20 - Yes...Im a bad person X3
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 - Not drunk...but i have drunk while working >.>
Used toys while having sex -- $30 - Yush.
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20 - Mhmm...Last night actually >.>
Went skinny dipping -- $5 - Yay!
Had sex in a pool -- $20 - Yes ^^
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10 - No
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20 - No
Cheated on your significant other -- $10 - Never.
Masturbated -- $10 - could be right now for all you know ^.~
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50 - No
Done oral -- $5 - Yup ^^
Got oral -- $5 - Yes.
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25 - Yes ^^
Stole something -- $10 - Yes
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100 - no
Spit in someone's food --$25 - no
Made a nasty home video -- $15 - No
Had a threesome -- $50 - Yes ^^
Had sex in the wild -- $20 - Yes ^^
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25 - Strangly no >.>
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20 - no
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20 - no
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25 - no
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- Nope. Very loyal.
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25 - I wouldnt do that.
Went streaking -- $5 - Hehe...yes ^^
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15 - Yup XD
Been arrested -- $5 - *coughs* almost was last night
Spent time in jail -- $15 - no
Played spin the bottle -- $5 - no
Done something you regret -- $20 - to many times
Had sex with your best friend -- $20 - Yes
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25 - Yes
Had anal sex -- $80 - Yes
Lied to your mate -- $5 - No
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25 - nope ^^
Been raped -- $500 - no
Have raped -- $200 - no
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300 - Yes...But i was to ^^
Had sex with a dog -- $25 - Seen it in RL, but wasnt me.
Had sex with a horse -- $50 - no
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (add $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched) - no
Have you ever had sex in a fursuit -- $100 - no..
Have you ever had sex while your partner wore a fursuit -- $100 - no
Been spanked by a lover -- $50 - No o.o
Been whipped by a lover -- $ 100 - no
Been fisted -- $150 - no
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250 - erf...ouch X_x.
Used whip cream in bed -- $25 - Yummy ^^
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50 - *smirks* oh yeah...
Used a whip or paddle in bed -- $75 - no
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100 - nope. always happy ^^
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75 - negative
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100 - umm...no?
Had someone come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100 - YES! XD
Used a blow up doll -- $50 - no
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500 - no
Cut yourself on purpose -- $100 - erf...yeah. not proud of it.
Cut someone else on purpose -- $150 - Yes. = (
Pissed on some one -- $10 (Add $10 if they drank it) - No
Been pissed on -- $15 (add $20 if you drank it) - Yes...Long time ago. And NOT in that way.
Shit on some one -- $20 (add $25 if they ate it) - No
Been shit on -- $25 (add $50 if you ate it) - No
If you have ever been shot -- $300 - Yes.
Dyed your hair -- $10 - Yes
Dyed your pubes -- $20 - *shaves* x3
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20 yes.
Smoked while having sex -- $20 - No
Ate a sandwich while having sex -- $50 - nope.
Slapped someone across the face while fucking them-- $100 - nope.
If you ever shoved a candle up someone's ass and lit it-- $200 - no
Fucked someone while they were crying-- $300 - nope
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100 - nope.
If you ate her out after -- $200 - no
If you have sucked your own cum out of a guy's ass -- $200 - yuck.
If you took this test and were completely honest add -- $500 - Yes.. X3
Didn't use a condom -- $50 - No.
Got an STD -- $ 25 - no
Have an STD -- $ 100 - no
Planned to kill some one -- $50 - no
Killed somebody -- $1,000 - *coughs*
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have - None..Im boring.
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have - *counts* 7,8,9....

Tally it up and title it..."My Bar Tab Is $...."