FC PLANS~!
14 years ago
Going with
desertgunbunny and of course,
rourkie. Leaving this tuesday, relaxing and doing stuff on weds, probably registering on Thursday?
THINGS I WILL DO:
I will relax, and primarily be hanging out with
bartbix for most of the con, and if news of a FatFur party comes up, I'll more than likely be there~
Might go to a panel, not sure, really depends on what's going on. This really is my relaxation con.
THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU FIND ME:
1.Say Hello!
2. engage me in conversation!
3. buy a sketch from me! These fund my con-going experience, and I'm rather decent with on-the-spot stuff. (10 bucks gets you ANYTHING from me. within reason, of course)
4. Give me a handjob, OR stroke my.... ego. (especially if you're not creepy and like are totally into fat hipsters.)
5. Walk away happy that you spoke with the one and only Minty (Bunny/Otter/Whatever).
6. PROFIT!
THINGS TO NOT DO WHEN YOU FIND ME:
1. Stare at me.
2. be a creeper and follow me, after I say 'see you later' If we do, cool. if not, oh well. tis a con, shit happens.
3. touch me, seriously i'm actually really not very 'touchy feely' if I want a hug or something, I'll give you one.
4. I'll let you know, I'm rather frank about stuff that bugs me, gotta problem with that, then you're too sensitive, go man up. :3
THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU DON'T FIND ME:
1. Cry.
2. Cry Some More.
3. Cut Yourself.
4. Drown your sorrows in a nonstop binge of Oreos and heavy cream.
5. Pictures of 4.
6. Give Me Money, bitch.
THATS ALL~ SEE YA THAR, FUCKERS<3


THINGS I WILL DO:
I will relax, and primarily be hanging out with

Might go to a panel, not sure, really depends on what's going on. This really is my relaxation con.
THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU FIND ME:
1.Say Hello!
2. engage me in conversation!
3. buy a sketch from me! These fund my con-going experience, and I'm rather decent with on-the-spot stuff. (10 bucks gets you ANYTHING from me. within reason, of course)
4. Give me a handjob, OR stroke my.... ego. (especially if you're not creepy and like are totally into fat hipsters.)
5. Walk away happy that you spoke with the one and only Minty (Bunny/Otter/Whatever).
6. PROFIT!
THINGS TO NOT DO WHEN YOU FIND ME:
1. Stare at me.
2. be a creeper and follow me, after I say 'see you later' If we do, cool. if not, oh well. tis a con, shit happens.
3. touch me, seriously i'm actually really not very 'touchy feely' if I want a hug or something, I'll give you one.
4. I'll let you know, I'm rather frank about stuff that bugs me, gotta problem with that, then you're too sensitive, go man up. :3
THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU DON'T FIND ME:
1. Cry.
2. Cry Some More.
3. Cut Yourself.
4. Drown your sorrows in a nonstop binge of Oreos and heavy cream.
5. Pictures of 4.
6. Give Me Money, bitch.
THATS ALL~ SEE YA THAR, FUCKERS<3
make sure you take a few sexy ones for me.
Er... i mean cool i might see you there and stuff.
Seeing what I did wrong makes things make sense :P
But yay - I, like, totally stroked your ... ego.. I think. If ego is ottery for belly :P