Nah, it's a debate there. Bella has a decision to make here. She is either a Necrophiliac, or she is into Bestiality.

That, pisses my wife off immensely when I ask her that question.

Lol. Mention what I said. XD

I shall, but I can't guarantee my safety. But it's all good.

LMFAO XD

*waves around a hotdog* ~sexy~

didn't ann rice sexualize vampires too?

idk anymore :(

Yeah....fff

next twilight series, she is seduced by a mummy

And the creature from the black lagoon...

OH MURRR. Whenever I eat a cold hotdog now, I will think of Twilight



CRAP

HAW HAW!

...oh lord.

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

Holy shit. This is the end of humanity as we know it ;A;

another fact, a vampire doesn't have a heart beat right?

No heartbeat means no blood circulation which means: no erection. Anatomy fail!

The author should have payed more attention in her science, biology and anatomy classes.

exactly!

she should have known better. shame shame shame. =___=

lulz

You know they actually make Twilight dildos.
You can put them in the freezer for a more "authentic" feel.

Do not ask me how I know these things.

Oh look, someone beat me to the punch
STILL

DO NOT WANT!