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Here's a big WTF....Zodiac? EDIT!
15 years ago
(Edit!) Ha... HA Hoax.. dang internets!
http://planetwaves.net/pagetwo/2011.....-is-not-wrong/
(Original Journal)
So apparently, some foppish astronomer has decided that the earth's rotation has changed so much that the dates for the Zodiac signs need to be updated... And a 13th one added? Ophiuchus (Oafi uh cuss?)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/.....=kristin_leigh
(Excerpt)
The New Dates:
Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18 - May 13
Taurus: May 13 - June 21
Gemini: June 21 - July 20
Cancer: July 20 - Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 - Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16 - Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30 - Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23 - Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 - Dec. 17 <
???
Sagittarius: Dec. 17 - Jan. 20
Okay... So my mother, sister etc.. who were originally Capricorn and FIT that, are not Sagittarius, and I'm not an Aquarius, but a Capricorn? (Total personality shift there...seriously..)
The personalities are SO different! My daughter would go from Leo (which fits her totally) to a Cancer (which doesn't, really...)
And what is this Ophiuchus supposed to be symbolized by? Bah, not only does this throw off the even number (12) and the evenly spaced element placement... WHAT THE HECK IS IT?
I didn't just time warp to April 1st, did I?
http://planetwaves.net/pagetwo/2011.....-is-not-wrong/
(Original Journal)
So apparently, some foppish astronomer has decided that the earth's rotation has changed so much that the dates for the Zodiac signs need to be updated... And a 13th one added? Ophiuchus (Oafi uh cuss?)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/.....=kristin_leigh
(Excerpt)
The New Dates:
Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18 - May 13
Taurus: May 13 - June 21
Gemini: June 21 - July 20
Cancer: July 20 - Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 - Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16 - Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30 - Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23 - Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 - Dec. 17 <
???
Sagittarius: Dec. 17 - Jan. 20
Okay... So my mother, sister etc.. who were originally Capricorn and FIT that, are not Sagittarius, and I'm not an Aquarius, but a Capricorn? (Total personality shift there...seriously..)
The personalities are SO different! My daughter would go from Leo (which fits her totally) to a Cancer (which doesn't, really...)
And what is this Ophiuchus supposed to be symbolized by? Bah, not only does this throw off the even number (12) and the evenly spaced element placement... WHAT THE HECK IS IT?
I didn't just time warp to April 1st, did I?
I'm not an Aries... >.> ...
<smacks whoever decided this insanity>
Then WHY do I fit AQUARIUS so well?
And adding a 13th sign... after having already considered that Pluto isn't considered a planet anymore...
It's just throwing a huge monkey wrench in the works.
Can I get a "It ain't broke, Don't Fix It!"?
I think it affects people born after 2009 or some shit. I dunno...