Calm, classical music plays softly in the background.

Interviewer: Hello, and good evening, and welcome to another edition of Behind the Fur, a broadcast where we ask simple questions to various characters and try to get a little insight as to their character and personality. On this edition, we are pleased to have with us in the studio tonight, Skillet Chinchilla and Strawberrypaw Blueheeler of Grapevine Texas.
Skillet: Am i on TV?!?!
Strawberrypaw: yes dear we are play nice
Interviewer: Alright. Then, let us begin.

1. What is your character's name?
Skillet: Wait, diddn't we just do the introductions?
Strawberrypaw: silly chinchilla

2. What is your character's name in another language?
Skillet: Ah, in the English language, it means 'frying pan', or 'hot stuff'!
Strawberrypaw: giggles
Skillet: In my native language, 'Strawberrypaw' means 'Little Hottie'!
Strawberrypaw: giggles

3. How old is he/she?
Skillet: Old enough to know better, too young to care. Good enough?
Strawberrypaw: ur showing ur age
Skillet: and you're showing way too much cleavage!
Strawberrypaw: u wanted me to wear this shirt!

4. What is your character's race/species?
Skillet: Do you need glasses?
Strawberrypaw: pops ur shoulder with my paw
Skillet: Owwwww! Stop that!

5. Do they have a crush?
Skillet: No, i have a Pabst, and it's empty. I belive my girl here has a Dr. Pepper though.
Strawberrypaw: sips DP

6. Do they have many friends?
Skillet: That reminds me, i need to stop an pick up some flea powder.
Strawberrypaw: scoots away i dont want ur fleas
Skillet: Too late, i seen you scratchin! Are'nt you due for your yearly worming?
Strawberrypaw: so r u

7. What planet is your character from?
Skillet: Ask my Shrink, i forgot.
Strawberrypaw: rolls eyes

8. Does your character like to eat?
Skillet: Oh nooo, i hate to eat food! Are you stupid?
Strawberrypaw: u eat everything
Skillet: Pass me the Gravy Train.
Strawberrypaw: rolls eyes

9. What's his/her favorite food?
Skillet: Blueheeler taco!
Strawberrypaw: gives u dog house look that TMI for them dear
Skillet: Fine. I'll have the 'Strawberry pie' then!
Strawberrypaw: rolls eyes

10. What's his/her favorite drink?
Skillet: Can i get another beer, please?!?!
Strawberrypaw: no u cant
Skillet: Oh honey, look what i got! beggin strips! C'mere sweetie, c'mon, go get it! That's a good girl!!!!
Strawberrypaw:i dont want that those r for u to behave!

11. Is your character annoying?
Skillet: *BURP!*
Strawberrypaw: waves hand in front of nose stinky
Skillet: Oh, that's funny coming from a dog!
Strawberrypaw:growls

12. What music does your character love?
Skillet: Fast an loud!
Strawberrypaw: sounds dirty
Skillet: No wonder i like it so much!

13. Is your character loved?
Skillet: Loved by bartenders everywhere!
Strawberrypaw: yea cuz they get ur money by the way bills are due no beer till they paid lol!
Skillet: Ok then, no jewlery 'til the the house is clean!
Strawberrypaw: no lovin then!

14. Is your character hated?
Skillet: Wanna see the scars?
Strawberrypaw: rolls eyes
Skillet: Why don't you answer some of theese!
Strawberrypaw: cuz ur doing a pretty good job urself in answerin them!

15. Is he/she emo/goth?
Skillet: No. I'm Irish/Aussie.
Strawberrypaw: omg

16. Is he/she straight, bisexual, or gay?
Skillet: Oooo! Who want's a sailor, then?
Strawberrypaw: hits u with pillow
Skillet: Well it was a stupid question to ask us!

17. Is he/she a virgin?
Skillet: I'm a 'Cancer'.
Strawberrypaw: u dont have that
Skillet: I forget her 'sign', all i know is her birthday is right before taxes are due!
Strawberrypaw: no there due in like jan right my bday is in april silly!

18. Name 3 hobbies
Skillet: What, like collecting stamps an stuff?
Strawberrypaw: way too many cars lol!

19. Is your character normal?
Skillet: Not acording to my last 'psych evaluation.
Strawberrypaw: no he isnt
Skillet: Lol! Bird's of a feather!!!!!

20. Is your character attractive?
Skillet: I'm too sexy for my shit!
Strawberrypaw: hits u with pillow

21. How does your character handle emotions?
Skillet: With rubber gloves and Lysol.
Strawberrypaw: ur talking bout the flea problem i think which means u need a scrubbing bath
Skillet: You need a muzzle!
Strawberrypaw: u need a bath!

22. Does your character have other forms?
Skillet: I have some for doing concrete work.
Strawberrypaw: confuzzeled look

23. Does your character overreact?
Skillet: What does that mean?!?!
Strawberrypaw: rolls eyes take his beer and find out lol!
Skillet: Wish i had one now, hint, hint,..........
Strawberrypaw: well u not gettin one!

24. Is your character a criminal?
Skillet: The only thing i've ever stolen, was Strawberrypaw's heart. And i'm not giving it back!
Strawberrypaw: blushes

25. Does your character go to school?
Skillet: I'm too cool for school!
Strawberrypaw: giggles

26. What's his/her IQ?
Skillet: i know nothing, and i can prove it!
Strawberrypaw: yes he can lol!
Skillet: Go ahead, ask me anything!
Strawberrypaw: oh noes dont ask!

27. Does your character have a disease/curse?
Skillet: A curse, yes. The luck of the Irish!
Strawberrypaw: omg

28. Is your character dead?
Skillet: Eh?
Strawberrypaw: ur gross
Skillet: Who me? The dirt washes off!
Strawberrypaw: yea and first thing when we get home u get a bath!

29. Does your character have a family?
Skillet: Yes, would you like to have them for your very own?
Strawberrypaw: dog house!
Skillet: I'm fixin that doghouse up rilly nice,..........
Strawberrypaw: no ur not!

30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
Skillet: Oh wow, have i?!?! Look at this scar i got on a skateboard,.........
Strawberrypaw: omg

31. What's the best time in your character's life?
Skillet: I found 20 bucks in the parkin lot a while ago,........
Strawberrypaw: oh thats the best what bout me?
Skillet: You're just pissed i seen it first!
Strawberrypaw: dog house!

32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to?
Skillet: I guess my mom, because i'm related to her.
Strawberrypaw: mommas boy!
Skillet: ........

33. Is your character single?
Skillet: Not anymore.
Strawberrypaw: he knows where his bread and butter is lol!
Skillet: Purrrrrrs.

35. Does she/he have an element?
Skillet: I have some 'drain oil' in my fur, do you like the shine?
Strawberrypaw: omg u need bath!
Skillet: Honestly, i don't know what she sees in me. I'm gone for weeks at a time, i come home filthy, horny, and drunk, and there she is, shakin that sexy tail in my face, sitting in my lap rubbin her titties on me, why in the hell would a girl even go near a guy like that? I wouldn't have anything to do with that trashbag!
Strawberrypaw: well u always have a bath first otherwise i wouldnt touch u!

36. Do you role-play your character?
Skillet: Reallity is challenging enough!
Strawberrypaw: anything but cars are challenging for u!

37. Do you write about your character?
Skillet: Yes. Here's a sample; The chinchilla drank all the beer,.........
Strawberrypaw: the beer is always gone
Skillet: And went to bed because he was tired and pissed.
Strawberrypaw: shakes head

38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
Skillet: You're going to see it if i don't get another beer soon!
Strawberrypaw: dont give him more beer
Skillet: And an ashtray!!!!!!
Strawberrypaw: oh no u dont!

39. Does your character get depressed?
Skillet:
strawberrypaw: ur quiet dear? take his beer and see or put him in dog house lol!

40. What's your characters favorite animal?
Skillet: Me!!!
Strawberrypaw: oh really?
Skillet: Oops.
Strawberrypaw: yea oops is right!

41. Does your character have any fears?
Skillet: Yes, being broke!!!!
Strawberrypaw: cuz i shop too much

42. Does your character have any weaknesses?
Skillet: Yes. Beer an tacos!
Strawberrypaw: pokes his tummy yup tacos and beer

43. Does your character look up to anyone?
Skillet: Yup, horses, giraffes, cows, ect. Being small sucks!
Strawberrypaw: yea he rides on my back
Skillet: She's a smoooth ride!
Strawberrypaw: yea well mayb u should carry u and the kids it gets heavy!

44. Does your character like music?
Skillet: See question 12. Stop milking this interveiw!
Strawberrypaw: ur drunk

45. What's your character's favorite type of music?
Skillet: Frank Zappa lives!
Strawberrypaw: ear plugs pls
Skillet: Not for everyone.
Strawberrypaw: only for u!

46. Is he/she impatient?
Skillet: Can we go home now?
Strawberrypaw: no
Skillet: You said this was for 'Hustler'!
Strawberrypaw: it was only way i could get u here!

47. What's something funny about your character?
Skillet: Ya wanna 'smack' too?
Strawberrypaw: behave!
Skillet: I am behavin! i havn't punched anyone yet, have i?!?!
Strawberrypaw: no but u need a muzzle!

48. Name 5 nicknames
Skillet: Why?
Strawberrypaw: ugh! i can think of plenty
Skillet: oh yeah?! like what???? don't be shy, do tell!
Strawberrypaw: u dont want to know!

49. Does your character curse?
Skillet: 'The fuck you mean?!?!
Strawberrypaw: dog house or behave!
Skillet: Mabyee i'll just live there! Let me know when you need anything!
Strawberrypaw: oh hell no!

50. This test is over, what does your character have to say?
Skillet:Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Strawberrypaw: WAKE UP!!!!!


Interviewer: Well, there you have it, a little insight to the characters of Skillet and Strawberrypaw. I would like to personally thank our guests for their time and compliance to this interview session. Unfortunately, our time is up for the moment, but you may write your questions in the box below and either Skillet and strawberrypaw will be willing to answer them at their discretion. Until next time, this has been Behind the Fur. Good night, and good luck.