*nuzzles* :3

*nuzzles both the two*
Happy almost birthday,LOL

Also those days when you were six,in your favorite catdog underwear,terrorizing your neighborhood,and having the best sunday brunch of fruitloops ever.

Those were the dayz. I wish I was that young again

But all the sudden you would drop your fruitloops all over the floor and cry for say 2 hours maybe.Then in th elight comes a shiny,awesome,new toy.I could care less about the world and set my mind on that toy.I could have my legs eaten off by a half naked hobo named billy and still play with that toy.But it won't work out when your thirty and in the stock markets.


Your future friend:Hey there bill.Um right now you lost $3000 in the stock market,your wifes cheating on you with ur...me.

Future you:*cries*

Future friend:Oh and you got AIDS.

Future you:*cries louder*

Future friend:But I found this transformers toy on the floor while I was having sex with your wife and thought I could give it to you.I'll just throw at you since your on the floor crying you baby.Time to go screw your wife!

Sounds like me

Then I've stalked you before.Have I,I don't know I have a long list.

Lol

My eyes are so tired but I'm making a story.

What about?

It's about these two brothers and they annoy each other a lot but until River(the younger brother) falls ill due to a snow storm.His older brother is left to take care of him because his mom is a single parent and she has work(of course).A bunch of things happens and I'm not going to spoil the ending for you.

Sounds very good!

Happy birthday for then, sweetie! *huggles and snuggles and cuddles her baby boy*