I was given this for Christmas
15 years ago
General
All we want is a headrush
All we want is to get out of our skin for a while
All we want is to get out of our skin for a while
http://www.theneocube.com
One of the listed benefits and uses:
Stress Relief.
My first hour with the neocube.
Okay, I've.... I've got a clump... it makes a funny sound, how do I... get it back in a cube? I like the cube... look it up online...... oh, that's a cool shape, I wonder if I can..... no... wait, stop... no.... stop... stop moving that way, you stupid ball... no, stick together... no, not with that one, with... with.... fuck... fine....
Okay... how to make a cube.... make a string... fold over by sixes... make a 6 by 36... fold over flat parts.... fine, okay, that's.... easy, I can do that...... string them out... all right, okay.... then fold them-... no, fold them ov-... stop... stick to that ball.. stick together.... stick the fuck together.... stick together you fucking ball.... fine, I can just... ignore it for now and mov-... no, stick together... stick the FUCK together! NO not like that!! god, FUCK......... okay, fold this over... stick together.... stick-to-fucking-gether!.... okay...... okay............... all right, that's 6 by-..... what the fuck happened to that end? it looks like a penis made of balls! What the fuck??? god, fucking... stop that, unstick.... no, stick together.... stop that!! STICK TOGETHER... NO, DON'T STICK TOGETHER!.... STOP!!.... fucking... NO!, I-
You get the idea... I hate these god damn tiny balls...
Edit: CUBE
FUCKING
CUBE!
One of the listed benefits and uses:
Stress Relief.
My first hour with the neocube.
Okay, I've.... I've got a clump... it makes a funny sound, how do I... get it back in a cube? I like the cube... look it up online...... oh, that's a cool shape, I wonder if I can..... no... wait, stop... no.... stop... stop moving that way, you stupid ball... no, stick together... no, not with that one, with... with.... fuck... fine....
Okay... how to make a cube.... make a string... fold over by sixes... make a 6 by 36... fold over flat parts.... fine, okay, that's.... easy, I can do that...... string them out... all right, okay.... then fold them-... no, fold them ov-... stop... stick to that ball.. stick together.... stick the fuck together.... stick together you fucking ball.... fine, I can just... ignore it for now and mov-... no, stick together... stick the FUCK together! NO not like that!! god, FUCK......... okay, fold this over... stick together.... stick-to-fucking-gether!.... okay...... okay............... all right, that's 6 by-..... what the fuck happened to that end? it looks like a penis made of balls! What the fuck??? god, fucking... stop that, unstick.... no, stick together.... stop that!! STICK TOGETHER... NO, DON'T STICK TOGETHER!.... STOP!!.... fucking... NO!, I-
You get the idea... I hate these god damn tiny balls...
Edit: CUBE
FUCKING
CUBE!
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I thought you loved balls - -