Yeah the bar tab thing was a while ago but I just got done doing it right. My bar tab is $3110 and yes that is a lot. Man some of the stuff I am so ashamed of.

Okay now for the part you are reading this for, while at work I was cleaning off the pavement by the contractors entrance. I work in a big home improvement store. I was using the pressure washer to break off the cement from spilled bags that got wet. Anyway there is a roof type thing over the parking lot with exposed rafters. So pigeons hang out there, we have nothing to try to get rid of them so they just hang around crapping on everything. So I'm outside hosing down the parking lot when I hear a pigeon crying out. Its higher pitched and was going on above me. So I look up and see a male trying to get the attention of a female. The males fluff up there neck and bob it forward to get the females attention.

However this female wasn't interested and was flying away. But the male just kept coming. This goes on for a few minutes I lose interest and go back to work. Suddenly I hear the crying getting louder and a soft thud. The male pigeon has mounted the female and is pecking her in the back of the head. I start laughing watching this. The male flaps his wings to keep the female pinned down. So I feel sorry for the pigeon and I blast the male with the hose. To prove my point I keep the water on him as I direct him towards the wall. I kind of forgot I was using a high powered pressure hose capable of breaking stone apart. So ummm yeah it got messy after that. But female pigeon flew off okay.