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News as told by Nin: 1/21/11
15 years ago
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Yes I'm doing more of these. And this time I'm making text clickable instead of displaying the ugly link. So if it's just bold, you can click it.
So welcome to NN, where we filter out the bullshit (AKA political) news, so you don't have to.
HERPA DERP
So, there's a dude in jail that's been given the green light to sue the prison he's in claiming they were negligent and of course he plays the race card. So what lead to this you might ask? The reason I even bring this up? It's because he claims that a rat bit him on the penis. I just can't take this seriously XD
I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or cringe, but apparently someone broke into someone else's house and stole some cocaine and started to snort it. Oh wait, that wasn't cocaine was it? Haha, nope! It was the ashes of a dead guy.
And the stupidity keeps on going. Thieves in Germany fuck things up and get themselves stuck. So what do they do? Well call the cops of course!
Derp. Derp. Derp. Derp. Derp.Derp. Derp. Derp. This guy should write a book about what he did and title it
What not to do if you're a criminal.
So, I know some people don't like wikileaks, but this is just fucking stupid. I'm sorry that wikileaks scared you so bad you wet yourself, but it's the real world, grow up.
Stuff I found funny
My boss linked me to this, it's an awesome ventriloquist act. It's a bit old, but still funny :P
Furries like animals right? Well how about a Cross-eyed opossum in Germany that got worldwide attention?
Oh ho...NASA...you're silly, but I'm sure quite a few people would volunteer to help you study sex in space.
In soviet Russia, fox shoots YOU. (Btw Forest, this is what had me laughing the other day.)
So this next one had me cracking up not because of the story (Chihuahua nearly gets taken by an owl for dinner), but because of the two comments that are second/third most rated.
"JQEngland
its well known fact throughout the owl community that Chihuahuas are good eatin..."
"MPWRR
One owl to another, "Think I'll have Mexican for dinner tonight, I spy a Chihuahua!"
I'm such a vore, sorry XD;
A comedian who's the first result on google if you search the word fluffy.
I wasn't sure whether to put this in this section or the next, but now I have another excuse for next time I don't wash my clothes for awhile. Granted, it won't be a 15 month gap =P
SCIENCE
Google is hosting an online science fair. Two words: Kick. Ass. I'm jealous of kids these days D: *never got to compete in a Science Fair*
In Sweden they're working to find a use for excess body heat.
Watson is awesome. A lot of people are bagging on him, but lets see YOU build a robot that can play jeopardy.
Video Games
No, I'm not going to bring up that apparently the apocalypse is this year. For years everyone joked about it, and now it looks like Duke Nukem Forever (and the apocalypse) have been given a release date of May 3rd. ...Oh wait, I just did, OH WELL.
Valve continues to prove that it's an awesome company. With the exception of halo and other horrible 2 year old filled FPS games on X-Box Live, I've wanted computer ports to be able to play with their console conuterparts since FOREVER. Also, getting a PC copy for buying the ps3 copy is awesome, so if you're going to buy it and you have a ps3, there is NO REASON not to get it for ps3.
Sports
What? Nin hates sports. Well yes, but I found these next two stories amusing.
First we have an awesome football (not american football, cue the SOCCER ISN'T A REAL SPORT LOLOLOL idiot American mindset) play, and second we have a bowler who gets a strike...in the wrong lane!
Last, but not least...we have some stories that I find
Fucking Damn Awesome
First up we have Guitar Hero + flames The pyro from tf2 is probably working on making one of these this very second.
And second, we have the story of a man who's life was saved by his cell phone when the battery stopped a bullet. Guy says he's going to be brand loyal, and fuck I don't blame him, I would be too.
And that's all I've got, I'll try to do these weekly, I got lazy last week.
So welcome to NN, where we filter out the bullshit (AKA political) news, so you don't have to.
HERPA DERP
So, there's a dude in jail that's been given the green light to sue the prison he's in claiming they were negligent and of course he plays the race card. So what lead to this you might ask? The reason I even bring this up? It's because he claims that a rat bit him on the penis. I just can't take this seriously XD
I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or cringe, but apparently someone broke into someone else's house and stole some cocaine and started to snort it. Oh wait, that wasn't cocaine was it? Haha, nope! It was the ashes of a dead guy.
And the stupidity keeps on going. Thieves in Germany fuck things up and get themselves stuck. So what do they do? Well call the cops of course!
Derp. Derp. Derp. Derp. Derp.Derp. Derp. Derp. This guy should write a book about what he did and title it
What not to do if you're a criminal.
So, I know some people don't like wikileaks, but this is just fucking stupid. I'm sorry that wikileaks scared you so bad you wet yourself, but it's the real world, grow up.
Stuff I found funny
My boss linked me to this, it's an awesome ventriloquist act. It's a bit old, but still funny :P
Furries like animals right? Well how about a Cross-eyed opossum in Germany that got worldwide attention?
Oh ho...NASA...you're silly, but I'm sure quite a few people would volunteer to help you study sex in space.
In soviet Russia, fox shoots YOU. (Btw Forest, this is what had me laughing the other day.)
So this next one had me cracking up not because of the story (Chihuahua nearly gets taken by an owl for dinner), but because of the two comments that are second/third most rated.
"JQEngland
its well known fact throughout the owl community that Chihuahuas are good eatin..."
"MPWRR
One owl to another, "Think I'll have Mexican for dinner tonight, I spy a Chihuahua!"
I'm such a vore, sorry XD;
A comedian who's the first result on google if you search the word fluffy.
I wasn't sure whether to put this in this section or the next, but now I have another excuse for next time I don't wash my clothes for awhile. Granted, it won't be a 15 month gap =P
SCIENCE
Google is hosting an online science fair. Two words: Kick. Ass. I'm jealous of kids these days D: *never got to compete in a Science Fair*
In Sweden they're working to find a use for excess body heat.
Watson is awesome. A lot of people are bagging on him, but lets see YOU build a robot that can play jeopardy.
Video Games
No, I'm not going to bring up that apparently the apocalypse is this year. For years everyone joked about it, and now it looks like Duke Nukem Forever (and the apocalypse) have been given a release date of May 3rd. ...Oh wait, I just did, OH WELL.
Valve continues to prove that it's an awesome company. With the exception of halo and other horrible 2 year old filled FPS games on X-Box Live, I've wanted computer ports to be able to play with their console conuterparts since FOREVER. Also, getting a PC copy for buying the ps3 copy is awesome, so if you're going to buy it and you have a ps3, there is NO REASON not to get it for ps3.
Sports
What? Nin hates sports. Well yes, but I found these next two stories amusing.
First we have an awesome football (not american football, cue the SOCCER ISN'T A REAL SPORT LOLOLOL idiot American mindset) play, and second we have a bowler who gets a strike...in the wrong lane!
Last, but not least...we have some stories that I find
Fucking Damn Awesome
First up we have Guitar Hero + flames The pyro from tf2 is probably working on making one of these this very second.
And second, we have the story of a man who's life was saved by his cell phone when the battery stopped a bullet. Guy says he's going to be brand loyal, and fuck I don't blame him, I would be too.
And that's all I've got, I'll try to do these weekly, I got lazy last week.
