So, my bar tab comes to 790$. Damn, how an I gonna pay for that?

I'm going to disrespect my own privacy and tell you what each thing was, yay!

Beat Up Someone - 20$
Been Jumped - 20$
Cross Dressed - 10$
Done Something you regret - 20$
used vacuum cleaner attachments (for vacuuming, yes) - 100$
cut yourself on purpose - 100$
dyed your hair - 10$
if you took this test and were completely honest - 500$
1 scar on forehead - 10$

on a side note, many of those were nauseating to read. And I just ate. Yaaay!