Why there are Encyclopedia Dramatica pages for their topics
15 years ago
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Furries - a lot of them can't seem to make fun of themselves in a scathing way. When you look at it through a non-biased eye, it's obviously a funny article. You realize what makes the furries...well, furry is not necessarily vital to survive in the world as your typical misogynist, lulz-hungry ED editor. I happen to get a kick out of the Trainspotting parody picture they have posted on the page.
Indie music (or indie) - Because hipsters love to ruin everything with their pretentious egos. They make bands that we honestly would not normally give two shits about seem like a sort of doctorate in quantum mechanics when, in fact, they're about as accessible as Justin Bieber or Fat Larry's Band. I mean - it doesn't take a genius to understand Slint. It all depends on your taste. And if you just listen to bands that you consider to be obscure, chances are somebody has heard it. Sorry to rain on your parade, indiefucks.
Weeaboo - I LOVE SUSHI I LOVE JAPAN PERIOD THE TEA CEREMONIES J-RAAAAAWK GIIIIIIRRRRROOOOOOOOUUGGGGGAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMESSSSSHHHHHHHHHH....need I say more?
FurAffinity - this site manages to crack me up with its faults. The December 2010 hackings are just the beginning.
Post-furry - I...actually have to agree with the article. After really finding out what post-furry is (furries with artificial body parts...OMG leg lamp penis), I had to agree with ED that they're taking it too far. I should get rid of that post-furry tag on my page...
Woody Allen - let's get one thing straight: he's lost his touch. His movies are really accessible to your average moviegoer. He's too anal to make his DVD releases worth something if not for the slightly overrated films contained on them. He fucked up Mia Farrow's life. And Mia Farrow is pretty much a nut not because men have run over her - I think she's secretly sadomasochistic. She wants to get hurt so she can ruin their careers.
Jews - somebody's gotta bash the stereotype. And really, they have fallen into the trap of being too PC. I know what they've been through - they don't need to smother it in our faces. Still, the Holocaust is wrong, but didn't Chaplin make fun of it back in...I don't know, 1940?!
Shit nobody cares about - applies to everything I just said. Chances are that 90% of FA's not going to care about why ED loves to make fun of furries.
Indie music (or indie) - Because hipsters love to ruin everything with their pretentious egos. They make bands that we honestly would not normally give two shits about seem like a sort of doctorate in quantum mechanics when, in fact, they're about as accessible as Justin Bieber or Fat Larry's Band. I mean - it doesn't take a genius to understand Slint. It all depends on your taste. And if you just listen to bands that you consider to be obscure, chances are somebody has heard it. Sorry to rain on your parade, indiefucks.
Weeaboo - I LOVE SUSHI I LOVE JAPAN PERIOD THE TEA CEREMONIES J-RAAAAAWK GIIIIIIRRRRROOOOOOOOUUGGGGGAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMESSSSSHHHHHHHHHH....need I say more?
FurAffinity - this site manages to crack me up with its faults. The December 2010 hackings are just the beginning.
Post-furry - I...actually have to agree with the article. After really finding out what post-furry is (furries with artificial body parts...OMG leg lamp penis), I had to agree with ED that they're taking it too far. I should get rid of that post-furry tag on my page...
Woody Allen - let's get one thing straight: he's lost his touch. His movies are really accessible to your average moviegoer. He's too anal to make his DVD releases worth something if not for the slightly overrated films contained on them. He fucked up Mia Farrow's life. And Mia Farrow is pretty much a nut not because men have run over her - I think she's secretly sadomasochistic. She wants to get hurt so she can ruin their careers.
Jews - somebody's gotta bash the stereotype. And really, they have fallen into the trap of being too PC. I know what they've been through - they don't need to smother it in our faces. Still, the Holocaust is wrong, but didn't Chaplin make fun of it back in...I don't know, 1940?!
Shit nobody cares about - applies to everything I just said. Chances are that 90% of FA's not going to care about why ED loves to make fun of furries.
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The J-rock and indie articles are hilarious for just overreacting over those two genres' existence.
But this needs more Girugamesh, anime, manga, DDR, and Smile.dk. You know, weeaboo pr0ns.