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Valentines Day Quiz
14 years ago
Why are you here?
There is no true reason why we are here. We are born, we live our lives and we die....then our souls either linger on the planet or move on to another host.
1. Are you single or taken?
Taken, bitches.
2. Chocolate or flowers?
Chocolate. It tastes better.
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
Awwww yeah, if you know what I mean.
4.Do you like anyone?
Yep.
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Yeah....until I found out she was a whore. >:C
6. What would be your dream Valentines date?
Flo, from the Progressive commercials....or Abby from NCIS....or Jerry Trainor....hey, he's a funny guy.
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
Only if I'm taken.
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Yup.
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
Pfffft. Nah. I draw love pictures.
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
A baby with wings, flying in a diaper and shooting people in the ass with a bow and arrow....TOTALLY!!!
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
Candy.
12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?
I make them and send them.
13. Do you like candy hearts?
I like to draw my own messages on them...though, usually I end up drawing penises on all of them.
15. Is Valentines depressing?
If I'm single.
16. How do you feel about PDA?
Progressive Democrats of America?
17. How is your love life?
Not too bad. I don't do it often, but when I do...man, oh man is it awesome.
18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
No.
19. How many roses would you want?
Whatever they want to give me, I'm happy.
20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next Valentines?
Probably.
There is no true reason why we are here. We are born, we live our lives and we die....then our souls either linger on the planet or move on to another host.
1. Are you single or taken?
Taken, bitches.
2. Chocolate or flowers?
Chocolate. It tastes better.
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
Awwww yeah, if you know what I mean.
4.Do you like anyone?
Yep.
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Yeah....until I found out she was a whore. >:C
6. What would be your dream Valentines date?
Flo, from the Progressive commercials....or Abby from NCIS....or Jerry Trainor....hey, he's a funny guy.
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
Only if I'm taken.
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Yup.
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
Pfffft. Nah. I draw love pictures.
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
A baby with wings, flying in a diaper and shooting people in the ass with a bow and arrow....TOTALLY!!!
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
Candy.
12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?
I make them and send them.
13. Do you like candy hearts?
I like to draw my own messages on them...though, usually I end up drawing penises on all of them.
15. Is Valentines depressing?
If I'm single.
16. How do you feel about PDA?
Progressive Democrats of America?
17. How is your love life?
Not too bad. I don't do it often, but when I do...man, oh man is it awesome.
18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
No.
19. How many roses would you want?
Whatever they want to give me, I'm happy.
20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next Valentines?
Probably.
