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how evil am iI (meme)
15 years ago
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If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]
HAVE YOU...
[ ] smoked - I had to smoke a cigar for a play. That was enough
[X] consumed alcohol - And I do so on a regular basis
[X] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex - I was married just shy of 8 years
[X] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex - I've been in a relationship with my husband for 23 years
[X] kissed someone of the same sex - See above
[X] had sex - See above
[X] had someone in your room other than family - Gasp! Of course!
[X] watched porn - Mmmmm, pron!
[X] bought porn - See above
[X] tried drugs - I smoked, but didn't inhale… oh crap, there's a whole generation of people for whom that means nothing.
TOTAL SO FAR: 9
[X] taken painkillers - If you've ever had surgery, you have too
[X] taken someone else's prescription medicine - Long story
[X] lied to your parents
[X] lied to a friend - White lies to protect feelings
[X] snuck out of the house
[X] done something illegal - Technically, if you drive 1 MPH over the speed limit, you have
[X] felt hurt
[X] hurt someone
[X] wished someone to die - Sarah Palin, Lush Rumball, other douchebag conservatives
[ ] seen someone die
TOTAL SO FAR: 18
[ ] missed curfew - rarely had curfews, rarely went out when young
[X] stayed out all night - Yeah, you did get that I'm an adult, right?
[X] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself - Small Ben & Jerry's
[X] been to a therapist - Anger management
[X] received a ticket - Remember the 1 MPH comment above?
[ ] been to rehab
[X] dyed your hair - Technically, no, but I've had it done to my hair
[X] been in an accident
[X] been to a club
[X] been to a bar
TOTAL SO FAR: 26
[ ] been to a wild party - You're not including orgies, right? Seriously? Most parties I've been to have been very mild
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[X] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night - Rarely
[ ] had a spring break in Florida - I was in college on the west coast
[X] sniffed anything - Are these underwear clean or… OMG!!!!! I don't get anything out of that sort of thing, BTW
[ ] wore black nail polish
[ ] wore arm bands - They're sexy on some guys
[ ] wore t-shirts with band names
[ ] listened to rap
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD
TOTAL SO FAR: 28
[ ] dressed gothic
[ ] dressed girly
[ ] dressed punk
[ ] dressed grunge
[X] stole something - As a kid, there was the infamous Blue Chip Stamp issue. My mom made me return them and apologize
[ ] been too drunk to remember anything
[ ] blacked out
[ ] fainted
[X] had a crush on a neighbor - Before I knew that I could have a crush on another guy
TOTAL SO FAR: 30
[X] had a crush on a friend
[X] been to a concert
[ ] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[ ] been called a slut
[X] called someone a slut
[X] installed speakers in a car
[X] broken a mirror
[ ] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[ ] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush - Gack! Seriously? I'll suck another guy's cock, and stick my tongue down his throat, but use his toothbrush?
TOTAL SO FAR: 35
[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[X] seen an R-rated movie - And X-rated, too! Gasp!
[X] cruised the mall
[ ] skipped school - I was a goody-two-shoes, for the most part
[X] had surgery
[X] had an injury
[ ] gone to court - Not counting jury duty, right?
[X] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping - Really bad service, and obnoxious server = No Tip. Never haven't paid, tho
[X] caught something on fire - I used to do magic
[X] lied about your age - Lie is such a nasty word. But accurate
TOTAL SO FAR: 42
[X] owned/rented an apartment/house
[X] broke the law in the police's presence - Long story, but I was brain-dead and went thought a red left turn light, because I wasn't paying attention and usually go up to the next intersection where there is no light. The one time I did it, there was a police car in the on-coming left turn lane. I was so mortified, he let me off with a stern warning.
[ ] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[X] got in trouble with the police - Only the story above
[X] talked to a stranger - I stood in an 8 hour line (I swear, I had no idea it would take nearly that long) for the iPhone 4. Never again. But the epode around me were nice and kept it from being heinous.
[X] hugged a stranger
[X] kissed a stranger - Possibly more. Probably more. Hell yes!
[ ] rode in the car with a stranger
[X] been harassed
[X] been verbally harassed
TOTAL SO FAR: 50
[X] met face-to-face with someone you met online - I've met some cool online friends
[X] stayed online for 5+ hours straight - Wait! You can stay on LESS than 5+ hours?
[ ] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[X] watched TV for 5 hours straight - Rarely
[X] been to a fair - California State Fair/Expo decades ago
[X] been called a bad influence
[X] drank and drove - Only kiddingly
[X] prank-called someone - Long story, but I did this to someone I didn't even know one time. It was a total accident!
[X] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex - Yes, and with the same sex. My husband & I love to lounge on our sectional. HEY! It's a homo-sectional!
[X] cheated on a test - I cheated on a metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy (Thank you Woody Allen)
GRAND TOTAL: 59
I'm a horrible person! Of course, some of these I am scratching my head over. How does having your owned or rented an apartment or house (hasn't most everyone?) contribute towards you being an evil person?
If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]
HAVE YOU...
[ ] smoked - I had to smoke a cigar for a play. That was enough
[X] consumed alcohol - And I do so on a regular basis
[X] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex - I was married just shy of 8 years
[X] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex - I've been in a relationship with my husband for 23 years
[X] kissed someone of the same sex - See above
[X] had sex - See above
[X] had someone in your room other than family - Gasp! Of course!
[X] watched porn - Mmmmm, pron!
[X] bought porn - See above
[X] tried drugs - I smoked, but didn't inhale… oh crap, there's a whole generation of people for whom that means nothing.
TOTAL SO FAR: 9
[X] taken painkillers - If you've ever had surgery, you have too
[X] taken someone else's prescription medicine - Long story
[X] lied to your parents
[X] lied to a friend - White lies to protect feelings
[X] snuck out of the house
[X] done something illegal - Technically, if you drive 1 MPH over the speed limit, you have
[X] felt hurt
[X] hurt someone
[X] wished someone to die - Sarah Palin, Lush Rumball, other douchebag conservatives
[ ] seen someone die
TOTAL SO FAR: 18
[ ] missed curfew - rarely had curfews, rarely went out when young
[X] stayed out all night - Yeah, you did get that I'm an adult, right?
[X] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself - Small Ben & Jerry's
[X] been to a therapist - Anger management
[X] received a ticket - Remember the 1 MPH comment above?
[ ] been to rehab
[X] dyed your hair - Technically, no, but I've had it done to my hair
[X] been in an accident
[X] been to a club
[X] been to a bar
TOTAL SO FAR: 26
[ ] been to a wild party - You're not including orgies, right? Seriously? Most parties I've been to have been very mild
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[X] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night - Rarely
[ ] had a spring break in Florida - I was in college on the west coast
[X] sniffed anything - Are these underwear clean or… OMG!!!!! I don't get anything out of that sort of thing, BTW
[ ] wore black nail polish
[ ] wore arm bands - They're sexy on some guys
[ ] wore t-shirts with band names
[ ] listened to rap
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD
TOTAL SO FAR: 28
[ ] dressed gothic
[ ] dressed girly
[ ] dressed punk
[ ] dressed grunge
[X] stole something - As a kid, there was the infamous Blue Chip Stamp issue. My mom made me return them and apologize
[ ] been too drunk to remember anything
[ ] blacked out
[ ] fainted
[X] had a crush on a neighbor - Before I knew that I could have a crush on another guy
TOTAL SO FAR: 30
[X] had a crush on a friend
[X] been to a concert
[ ] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[ ] been called a slut
[X] called someone a slut
[X] installed speakers in a car
[X] broken a mirror
[ ] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[ ] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush - Gack! Seriously? I'll suck another guy's cock, and stick my tongue down his throat, but use his toothbrush?
TOTAL SO FAR: 35
[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[X] seen an R-rated movie - And X-rated, too! Gasp!
[X] cruised the mall
[ ] skipped school - I was a goody-two-shoes, for the most part
[X] had surgery
[X] had an injury
[ ] gone to court - Not counting jury duty, right?
[X] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping - Really bad service, and obnoxious server = No Tip. Never haven't paid, tho
[X] caught something on fire - I used to do magic
[X] lied about your age - Lie is such a nasty word. But accurate
TOTAL SO FAR: 42
[X] owned/rented an apartment/house
[X] broke the law in the police's presence - Long story, but I was brain-dead and went thought a red left turn light, because I wasn't paying attention and usually go up to the next intersection where there is no light. The one time I did it, there was a police car in the on-coming left turn lane. I was so mortified, he let me off with a stern warning.
[ ] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[X] got in trouble with the police - Only the story above
[X] talked to a stranger - I stood in an 8 hour line (I swear, I had no idea it would take nearly that long) for the iPhone 4. Never again. But the epode around me were nice and kept it from being heinous.
[X] hugged a stranger
[X] kissed a stranger - Possibly more. Probably more. Hell yes!
[ ] rode in the car with a stranger
[X] been harassed
[X] been verbally harassed
TOTAL SO FAR: 50
[X] met face-to-face with someone you met online - I've met some cool online friends
[X] stayed online for 5+ hours straight - Wait! You can stay on LESS than 5+ hours?
[ ] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[X] watched TV for 5 hours straight - Rarely
[X] been to a fair - California State Fair/Expo decades ago
[X] been called a bad influence
[X] drank and drove - Only kiddingly
[X] prank-called someone - Long story, but I did this to someone I didn't even know one time. It was a total accident!
[X] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex - Yes, and with the same sex. My husband & I love to lounge on our sectional. HEY! It's a homo-sectional!
[X] cheated on a test - I cheated on a metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy (Thank you Woody Allen)
GRAND TOTAL: 59
I'm a horrible person! Of course, some of these I am scratching my head over. How does having your owned or rented an apartment or house (hasn't most everyone?) contribute towards you being an evil person?
I would like to know it's source as well.