I'm 42% virgin
14 years ago
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Instructions:
Start with 100%. Put an (X) on everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.
1. Smoked. ( )
2. Drank alcohol. (x)
3. Cried when someone died. (x)
4. Been drunk. ( )
5. Had sex. ( )
6. Been to a concert. ( )
7. Gotten/given a handjob. ( )
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. ( )
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. (x)
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. (x) (Verbally, in self defense.)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 96%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. (x)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (X)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. ( )
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. ( )
15. Been to prom. ( )
16. Cried at school. (X)
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. (x)
18. Went streaking. ( )
19. Given or received a lap dance. (x)
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. (x)
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (x)
23. Kissed a stranger. ( )
24. Hugged a stranger. (x)
25. Went scuba diving. ( )
26. Driven a car. (X)
27. Gotten an x-ray. (x)
28. Hit by a car. ( )
29. Had a party. (x)
30. Done serious drugs. (x) (If used in the right way some things can be considered drugs.)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 83%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. (x)
32. Got paid to strip for someone. ( )
33. Run away from home. (x)
34. Broken a bone. (X)
36. Bought porn. ( )
37. Watched porn. (x)
38. Made porn. ( )
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (x)
40. Been in love. ( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78%
41. French kissed. ( )
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (X)
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (X)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. ( )
45. Stabbed yourself. (x) (More often on acciedent.)
46. Shot a gun. (X)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. ( )
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (x)
50. Watched an animal die. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 71%
51. Watched a person die. (x)
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. ( )
53. Pranked somebody. (x)
54. Put somebody in the hospital. ( )
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. ( )
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. ( )
57. Dressed punk. (x)
58. Dressed goth. (x)
59. Dressed preppy. (x)
60. Been to a motocross race. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 65%
61. Avoided somebody. (X)
62. Been stalked. (x)
63. Stalked someone. (x)
64. Met a celebrity. ( )
65. Played an instrument. (X)
66. Ridden a horse. (X)
67. Cut yourself. (X)
68. Bungee jumped. ( )
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. (X)
70. Been to a wild party. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 57%
71. Got caught stealing something. (x)
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (X)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. ( )
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. ( )
75. Got arrested. ( )
76. Been pregnant. ( )
77. Babysat. ( )
78. Been to another country. ( )
79. Started your house on fire. ( )
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. ( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 55%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. (x)
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. ( )
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. (x)
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. ( )
85. Sat on your butt all day. (x)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. (X)
87. Had a job. (x)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. (x)
89. Been called a whore. (x)
90. Danced like a whore. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 47%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. ( )
92. Been in a car accident. (x)
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (x)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. ( )
95. Raped somebody. ( )
96. Danced in the rain. (X)
97. Been rejected. (x)
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. ( )
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (x)
100. Been raped. ( )
TOTAL PERCENTAGE: 42%
Start with 100%. Put an (X) on everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.
1. Smoked. ( )
2. Drank alcohol. (x)
3. Cried when someone died. (x)
4. Been drunk. ( )
5. Had sex. ( )
6. Been to a concert. ( )
7. Gotten/given a handjob. ( )
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. ( )
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. (x)
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. (x) (Verbally, in self defense.)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 96%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. (x)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (X)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. ( )
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. ( )
15. Been to prom. ( )
16. Cried at school. (X)
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. (x)
18. Went streaking. ( )
19. Given or received a lap dance. (x)
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. (x)
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (x)
23. Kissed a stranger. ( )
24. Hugged a stranger. (x)
25. Went scuba diving. ( )
26. Driven a car. (X)
27. Gotten an x-ray. (x)
28. Hit by a car. ( )
29. Had a party. (x)
30. Done serious drugs. (x) (If used in the right way some things can be considered drugs.)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 83%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. (x)
32. Got paid to strip for someone. ( )
33. Run away from home. (x)
34. Broken a bone. (X)
36. Bought porn. ( )
37. Watched porn. (x)
38. Made porn. ( )
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (x)
40. Been in love. ( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78%
41. French kissed. ( )
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (X)
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (X)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. ( )
45. Stabbed yourself. (x) (More often on acciedent.)
46. Shot a gun. (X)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. ( )
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (x)
50. Watched an animal die. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 71%
51. Watched a person die. (x)
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. ( )
53. Pranked somebody. (x)
54. Put somebody in the hospital. ( )
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. ( )
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. ( )
57. Dressed punk. (x)
58. Dressed goth. (x)
59. Dressed preppy. (x)
60. Been to a motocross race. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 65%
61. Avoided somebody. (X)
62. Been stalked. (x)
63. Stalked someone. (x)
64. Met a celebrity. ( )
65. Played an instrument. (X)
66. Ridden a horse. (X)
67. Cut yourself. (X)
68. Bungee jumped. ( )
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. (X)
70. Been to a wild party. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 57%
71. Got caught stealing something. (x)
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (X)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. ( )
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. ( )
75. Got arrested. ( )
76. Been pregnant. ( )
77. Babysat. ( )
78. Been to another country. ( )
79. Started your house on fire. ( )
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. ( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 55%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. (x)
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. ( )
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. (x)
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. ( )
85. Sat on your butt all day. (x)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. (X)
87. Had a job. (x)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. (x)
89. Been called a whore. (x)
90. Danced like a whore. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 47%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. ( )
92. Been in a car accident. (x)
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (x)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. ( )
95. Raped somebody. ( )
96. Danced in the rain. (X)
97. Been rejected. (x)
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. ( )
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (x)
100. Been raped. ( )
TOTAL PERCENTAGE: 42%