Seeing as I JUST finished saying how much I love video games in my last post...It's only fair I do this...sorry all. Yoinked from  aramitz

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NINTENDO:
[X] You respect Mario.
[ ] You know who Shigeru Miyamoto is.
[X] You believe the DS is superior to the PSP
[ ] You hate Sonic for being a cool whore, as well as SEGA fanboys.
[ ] You love cartridges over CDs.
[ ] You feel sick whenever someone mentions "CD-i Phillips".
[X] You still like Pokemon...even a teeny tiny bit.
Score: 3

SEGA:
[X] You respect Sonic.
[ ] You know who Yuji Naka is.
[ ] You weep for the Dreamcast.
[ ] You dream for Shenmue 3
[ ] You hate Mario for being so lame and fat, as well as Nintendo fanboys.
[ ] You love harlequin clothes for reminding you of NiGHTS. (Actually it'd remind me of Harley The Harlequin on the SNES).
[ ] You love the Virtua Fighter series.
Score: 1

XBOX/MICROSOFT:
[ ] You love HALO.
[ ] You bought at least one multi-format game on Xbox.
[ ] You know who Blinx is.
[ ] You are proud of your Gamerscore.
[ ] You smile at how everyone complains about the PS3 MORE than they did at the 360.
[ ] You find such a thing as having a full memory store to be inconceivable.
[ ] You have been on Xbox Live.
Score: 0 (Suck my folf dick, Bill Gates!)

PLAYSTATION/SONY:
[ ] You have a PS3.
[X] You believe the PS2 has the greatest game library ever (no that'd be the PC).
[ ] You believe the PSP is superior to the DS.
[X] You hate the Xbox and the 360.
[ ] You bought the PS3 as soon as it was out.
[ ] You know who Ken Kutarugi is.
[ ] You consider Resistance: Fall of Man superior to Gears of War.
Score: 2

RETRO:
[X] You know what an Atari console looks like.
[X] You played Space Invaders, Pong and/or Pacman.
[X] If you are British, you know what a ZX Spectrum is. If you are American, you know what a Commodore 64 is. (I've owned both)
[X] You wish you didn't know of E.T the game.
[X] You love point-and-click games.
[X] You emulate.
[X] You despise anyone who can't respect the old skool.
Score: 7

SHOOT-EM-UP GAMER:
[X] You played Time Crisis and/or Virtua Cop.
[ ] You consider HALO inferior to Goldeneye 007.
[X] You consider Goldeneye 007 inferior to HALO.
[X] You snort in disgust at the idea Columbine was caused by playing too much DOOM.
[ ] You have played Counter Strike and fragged merrily.
[X] You know why everyone hates medics yet you've never been in the army.
[X] You've done Grand Theft Auto and yet never been in jail.
Score: 5

RPG GAMER:
[X] You love at least one Final Fantasy game.
[X] You cried at least once during any RPG game.
[X] You named at least one videogame character after yourself.
[X] You equate videogame music of RPGs to the artistic level of Wagner or Beethoven. (Nobuo Uematsu and Sakaguchi...)
[X] You know that even the most effeminate villain can become badass with a brilliant theme song.
[ ] You believe that your heart is the most powerful weapon.
[ >] You've dreamed of having an RPG adventure with your friends/family, level upgrades et al. (Almost...)
Score: 5.5

BEAT-EM-UP GAMER:
[X] You do a Hadoken.
[X] You know at least one Fatality.
[X] You mash buttons like Chun Li kicks.
[ ] You have calluses on your thumbs.
[ ] You've injured yourself mimicking at least one move from a game.
[ ] You know kung fu (Freestyle Nunchaku :P)
[ ] You know of, or play, M.U.G.E.N.
Score: 3

IMPORT GAMER:
[ ] You know more titles of games in Japanese than others do.
[ ] The Dreamcast is still alive to you.
[ ] You despise the NTSC/PAL divide.
[X] Money is no object to you.
[X] Customs can go to hell.
[ ] You pity the average continent-bound gamer.
[X] You praise emulator hackers.
Score: 3