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"Bitch, I Kill you..." Funny Bit From RSR Side Story
15 years ago
We held our course. Slowly moving under the ship and sliding out from under its side. Ahead of us we could see the front end of a similar vessel emerging from a thicker cloud area and heading right for us.
I looked over at Antigone and chuckled a bit. “I know it isn’t funny but… what do we tell these people anyway?”
“Templar, you think?”
I nodded my head. “Maybe we’re closer to Eveny then we thought.”
“If you hadn’t fallen asleep maybe we’d have had a better idea where we were.”
“I didn’t see you in here when I arrived? Where were you?”
“Hey,” she shouted. “You were running this boat last I checked. You’re the military brat.”
Our petty squealing was cut short by yet another notification sound. It was on beeping on the active communication frequency.
I gestured at it sarcastically. “Do you want to talk to these guys or what?”
“You’re the damn military…”
“But you’re Kaisara’s Templar butt buddy if you want…”
“No… I don’t know shit about these…”
Mid bitch session I just hit the damn button and started talking. “This is Rio Narro of the cruiser Silver Slayer.” As I talked Antigone was still grumbling.
“Rio Narro,” started a man’s voice on the other side of the basic two-way radio. “This is the Templar battleship, Archon. State the purpose for you presence here.”
I glanced at Antigone. The answer to this was pretty important, huh? She just eyed me back. “We can’t just tell them we’re with the Sun Jin,” she stated shaking her head.
“I know that. I’m trying to think of something ok?”
“You didn’t already have a plan?” Cocking an eyebrow she crossed her arms.
“What was your fucking plan,” I asked. “What…?”
“Bitch… I will kill you.” She made a … I hope… sarcastic face with both of her eyebrows elevated. “You wanna die tonight?”
“What, in my sleep?” I put my arms out a bit to my sides, still sitting and looked at her…
“Sure!”
That voice spoke again, “Silver Slayer describe your purpose reason for being in our space…” and was ignored.
“That’s wuss. I’ll kill you when you’re awake.”
With a quick jolt Antigone stood up from her chair, braced herself, and shoved me right out of the chair I was sitting in with both of her hands. Her power was intense. I was knocked against the side of the cockpit and though it didn’t hurt that much the sheer surprise of it caught me off guard. As I collapsed to the ground, my leg up all awkward in the chair all stupid like, I whipped out one of the 9mm pistols from my hip and aimed it upward at the towering Antigone. With a shocked look I kept it locked square on her face.
“Bam!” She pounded her chest with a fist and with a smirk on her face and proceeded to flip me off. “Knocked you on your dumb ass.”
I slowly put the gun away but kept my eyes locked on her. “I’ll kill you…” Shaking my head I stood back up and took a seat.
With a victorious grin she took a seat as well. A few moments passed and she turned her head to face me. “… in my sleep?”
I looked over at Antigone and chuckled a bit. “I know it isn’t funny but… what do we tell these people anyway?”
“Templar, you think?”
I nodded my head. “Maybe we’re closer to Eveny then we thought.”
“If you hadn’t fallen asleep maybe we’d have had a better idea where we were.”
“I didn’t see you in here when I arrived? Where were you?”
“Hey,” she shouted. “You were running this boat last I checked. You’re the military brat.”
Our petty squealing was cut short by yet another notification sound. It was on beeping on the active communication frequency.
I gestured at it sarcastically. “Do you want to talk to these guys or what?”
“You’re the damn military…”
“But you’re Kaisara’s Templar butt buddy if you want…”
“No… I don’t know shit about these…”
Mid bitch session I just hit the damn button and started talking. “This is Rio Narro of the cruiser Silver Slayer.” As I talked Antigone was still grumbling.
“Rio Narro,” started a man’s voice on the other side of the basic two-way radio. “This is the Templar battleship, Archon. State the purpose for you presence here.”
I glanced at Antigone. The answer to this was pretty important, huh? She just eyed me back. “We can’t just tell them we’re with the Sun Jin,” she stated shaking her head.
“I know that. I’m trying to think of something ok?”
“You didn’t already have a plan?” Cocking an eyebrow she crossed her arms.
“What was your fucking plan,” I asked. “What…?”
“Bitch… I will kill you.” She made a … I hope… sarcastic face with both of her eyebrows elevated. “You wanna die tonight?”
“What, in my sleep?” I put my arms out a bit to my sides, still sitting and looked at her…
“Sure!”
That voice spoke again, “Silver Slayer describe your purpose reason for being in our space…” and was ignored.
“That’s wuss. I’ll kill you when you’re awake.”
With a quick jolt Antigone stood up from her chair, braced herself, and shoved me right out of the chair I was sitting in with both of her hands. Her power was intense. I was knocked against the side of the cockpit and though it didn’t hurt that much the sheer surprise of it caught me off guard. As I collapsed to the ground, my leg up all awkward in the chair all stupid like, I whipped out one of the 9mm pistols from my hip and aimed it upward at the towering Antigone. With a shocked look I kept it locked square on her face.
“Bam!” She pounded her chest with a fist and with a smirk on her face and proceeded to flip me off. “Knocked you on your dumb ass.”
I slowly put the gun away but kept my eyes locked on her. “I’ll kill you…” Shaking my head I stood back up and took a seat.
With a victorious grin she took a seat as well. A few moments passed and she turned her head to face me. “… in my sleep?”
