Dear Diary
15 years ago
General
I think there is a reason why I never eat and read Fanfiction. Just about drowned to death on my morning tea.
"Files, Scully! And in them is the answer to who, or what, murdered those nurses in Pittsburgh."
"Mulder! They were killed by a man with a knife," she protested. "Not by a mutant with special teeth or any kind of paranormal phenomenon."
"I think you're referring to vampires, Scully and you're wrong." He gave her an infuriating grin. "I have a feeling that we're not looking for a man at all, but someone with extremely long body hair."
"Ugh. What are you talking about, Mulder? Some sort of killer yeti?"
Mulder gave another infuriating grin and picked up his jacket. "Maybe, Scully. Maybe!"
"Where are you going?" She demanded as he made for the door.
"To investigate the missing link," he winked at her. "You let me know what you find, Scully."
"Files, Scully! And in them is the answer to who, or what, murdered those nurses in Pittsburgh."
"Mulder! They were killed by a man with a knife," she protested. "Not by a mutant with special teeth or any kind of paranormal phenomenon."
"I think you're referring to vampires, Scully and you're wrong." He gave her an infuriating grin. "I have a feeling that we're not looking for a man at all, but someone with extremely long body hair."
"Ugh. What are you talking about, Mulder? Some sort of killer yeti?"
Mulder gave another infuriating grin and picked up his jacket. "Maybe, Scully. Maybe!"
"Where are you going?" She demanded as he made for the door.
"To investigate the missing link," he winked at her. "You let me know what you find, Scully."
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I got it. :3