Another Year
15 years ago
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Is gone from my life. 21 now, doing okay mostly. Gotta get going for once. I keep saying I will, but I never do.
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HAPPEH BIRTHDAY NUBIS!
-draws you smexy panda pronz- =O (lulz)
of course~!
I'm a smashingly handsome gentleman after all. =D
-bows like a courtier-
That sounds smashing m'dear, simply smashing, for I would love to join you for tea and crumpets.
-sits and adds two sugars to his tea-
why thank you milady, would you mind passing me a crumpet and the fruit preserves?
Why thank you~
would you like the tea or sugar?
-passes the tea, and takes a crumpet and strawberry preserves- =D
Why but of course, I have appearances and social obligations that I must simply up keep. -sips tea with pinkie out and munches on crumpet.-
Please, do share M'lady, I shall not be offended by any words that breach those lovely lips of yours. -flashes a dashing, debonair smile-
-catches and fans with a napkin-
(lol)
-stares down at-
I guess... i must fulfill my duty as a gentleman... and same this damsel from her distress...
-grabs the teapot and dumps it on-
O____O;
Penis? -looks down- OH GOD MY EYES! THEY BURN!
I'VE BEEN BETRAYED!!!!! D=
-pimpslaps-
LIES~!!! YOU JUST WANTED ME FOR MY BODY AND MY MANHOOD!
WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING! YOU'LL NEVER GET IT... YOU.. YOU... FAKE!
-gasps-
Oomph! How dare you mar my Handsome Face! -back hands-
-stands-
No how could you?! Months of courtship and now this?! -scoffs- I am utterly disgusted by this sick theater you have put on to pull the wool over my eyes! -looks away dramatically-
You should be ashamed of yourself for trying to seduce someone in such a way... -mutters-
Frankly my dear, I just don't Give a damn. You have played my heartstrings like a fiddle, and thus I am done with this.
[lolz i know right? <3333 i love that line its like perfect. Happy Valentines day by the way <3 ^__^]
GIRL, YA LIKE TO CUDDLEFUCK AND IT'S ALL RIGHT!