In order to foster a false sense of rarity for my commissions I will now be using the "slots" method of organization. It is vital that you keep an eye on my journal at all times, to see if a slot has been opened so you can get one. The amount of slots available will be random and will change on my tiniest whim. DO NOT CROSS ME OR THEY WILL EVAPORATE! If you somehow manage to get one of these EXCEEDINGLY rare slots don't expect me to get right to work. I'm super popular and have a lot better things to do than draw your tigertaur, or whatever bullshit thing you farted out of your brain. I'll draw it whenever I feel like it and you'd better not post passive aggressive journals about having to wait for two years for me to finish even though I made you pay up front. You knew what you were getting in to. People BEG ME to draw stuff. ON THEIR KNEES! They fling themselves to the ground beneath my feet and claw at the dusty earth, hoping that I'll take pity on them. But I am a capricious god. Sometimes I punish my worshipers. Punish them like the filthy dogs they are... It is an exquisite pain, waiting for me to choose your character. Waiting for me to drop it in a open slot and then fill said slot with hard, thick, linework... And you're gonna take it like the crawling sycophantic worm that you are. You're gonna take ALL of it.

Alternately, I'll just do what I've always done and not be a total dick about it. I'll just be a regular dick about it like usual. Whichever you prefer.