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15 years ago
Some time ago I wrote a quick article about fat furries and how those what draw and write them dont always know just how wonderfully huge they are and totally flub the size and weight of their flab. Normally, you just accept the figures given about the terminally tubby tit Titanic drawn or written and dont really question it, partly because numbers and dimensions only matter to gigantic nerds, and partly because crowbarring dense mathematical calculations into a scene depicting flabby furry demonesses getting themselves off force-fattening other furries with magical tentacles tends to break the flow quite a bit. So as a gigantic, fat-loving nerd, I set out to figure out just how fat all these furries really were, and predictably the results were predictable. Enjoy!
I was viewing some of Miss Chubeko's drawings and, oddly enough, started thinking. What I thought was that these enormous, bloated creatures that are more fat and skin than muscle and bone could not possibly weigh only a few tons. Ever since I read Sometimes Luck Is Not So Good ( http://www.roundhouse.wulfnet.net/s.....timesluck.html ) , a story just about as well written as the title, it got me thinking about just how unbelievably heavy these impossibly obese characters were. So, being the obsessively nerdy over-thinker that I am, I used fancy mathemalogical computifications to find an extremely rough estimate to the actual weight of these fatty fatty fat-fat furries.
In this example, we'll take Tina, the main character and lard balloon of the above story. By the end of her weight gain, she was estimated to weigh somewhere in the neighborhood of 10 tons. Twenty thousand pounds of soft, jiggly blubber. Sounds like a lot of fat, doesn't it? Well, of course it's a lot, it's an ungodly amount, its more fat than nearly anyone can possibly imagine, and for the most part we can just imagine from there just how impossibly huge her body had become. But, Good Ol' Mr. Dune decided to take the description of Tina's monstrous blob-like body to the next level, as he gave this string of dimensions:
"Her belly was fifty-six feet wide, six-nine long, and nine feet tall. Each of her colossal breasts was nearly double its early size, nineteen feet wide, twenty eight long and six feet thick. Her legs had been absorbed into her ever expanding rear which was fifty feet wide and just over eight feet tall."
That right there is an enormous body. The fact that she's described in this way, her body written out in terms of cubic feet, and that if it weren't for the context (and her insanely generous bosom) you wouldn't even know that this was a person, it goes to drive home the fact that she's so incredibly large, so impossibly fat, so... inhuman as to boggle the mind with her shape. This furry is unbelievably fat, but is this tremendous cache flesh weigh the 20,000 pounds of furry as estimated before? Well, only one questionable way to find out!
"Her belly was 56 feet wide, 69 long, and 9 feet tall."
Plugging the numbers into the ABE ELLIPSOID VOLUME CALCULATOR( http://grapevine.abe.msstate.edu/~f.....ellipsoid.html ) , which we'll be using throughout the experiment, gives us 18,208 cubic feet of soft, lard-shapen belly.
"Each of her colossal breasts was nearly double its early size, nineteen feet wide, twenty eight long and six feet thick."
Assuming she has two breasts, this is another 2,386 cubic feet stacked all together.
Her rear was a bit of an enormous problem, the writer only gave the width and height (50 and 8, respectively), but not the depth, so I assumed it to be about as deep as it was tall, at 8 feet, giving me 1,675 cubic feet of butt.
The dimensions of her enormous arms weren't given either, as they never are to my nerdly disappointment, which I'll just assume, giving the writer too much credit, that they are included in the size of her belly. Despite the fact they're likely the size of her breasts if they've already long since enveloped her hands and are moving in on her head.
Thus, Tina's very rough volume would be somewhere to the sound of 22,263 cubic feet. That is a lot of furry, and shows that I know how to use Microsoft Calculator! But, again, is this 20,000 pounds of furry? Well, let's plug in some numbers and find out!
According to Google, fat is a similar density to water, which we all know gets very heavy very quickly. Various sources listed fat as weighing somewhere between 56 and 58 pounds per cubic foot. Already, we can see that Tina is going to be incredibly heavy. We'll take the upper limit, 58, which I found somewhat more frequently, and plug that into her volume.
22,263 cubic feet times 58 pounds per cubic foot equals 1,291,254 pounds.
1,300,000 pounds. Tina weighs one million three hundred thousand pounds, around 64 times the estimate.
This number was somewhat shocking to me when I found it. I knew that Tina was very heavy to begin with, much more than 20,000 pounds, but well over a million? That's when I realized that most fat furries didn't know just how fat their fat furries were. It showed that even though a ton of fat is a lot of fat, it just isn't the room-filling numbers we all imagined it to be. It also showed that fat is really heavy, really really heavy, and that most fat furries are attributed weights far below what they would realistically be. Cool, huh?
Oh, and the last few paragraphs contain spoilers.
Oddly enough, a surprising number of non-furry fat artists are a lot more accurate with their ton-slinging. Then again, many of them either don't give a number or keep the girl under a ton. Still interesting, though.
Case in point, Carol Yager ( http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/d.....e/heaviest.htm ) was fairly close to a ton and she still fit on a bed, for the most part.
I could go on about the physiology of these monstrously obese characters, how their body would theoretically work to keep themselves alive and, most importantly, fat, but I think this document has enough full frontal nerdity. That'll have to be another story!
Thank you for fat artwork! Its things like this what inspire me to do these things. I wouldn't just rattle off a couple-page dissertation on a subject I wasn't a fan of.
Thanks for reading!
How Fat Is Fat -- A Study of the Relationship Between Size and Weight in Fat Furries.
By The Dishonorable Dr. Sudessa Perdell Lagget Esq., III Part Two.I was viewing some of Miss Chubeko's drawings and, oddly enough, started thinking. What I thought was that these enormous, bloated creatures that are more fat and skin than muscle and bone could not possibly weigh only a few tons. Ever since I read Sometimes Luck Is Not So Good ( http://www.roundhouse.wulfnet.net/s.....timesluck.html ) , a story just about as well written as the title, it got me thinking about just how unbelievably heavy these impossibly obese characters were. So, being the obsessively nerdy over-thinker that I am, I used fancy mathemalogical computifications to find an extremely rough estimate to the actual weight of these fatty fatty fat-fat furries.
In this example, we'll take Tina, the main character and lard balloon of the above story. By the end of her weight gain, she was estimated to weigh somewhere in the neighborhood of 10 tons. Twenty thousand pounds of soft, jiggly blubber. Sounds like a lot of fat, doesn't it? Well, of course it's a lot, it's an ungodly amount, its more fat than nearly anyone can possibly imagine, and for the most part we can just imagine from there just how impossibly huge her body had become. But, Good Ol' Mr. Dune decided to take the description of Tina's monstrous blob-like body to the next level, as he gave this string of dimensions:
"Her belly was fifty-six feet wide, six-nine long, and nine feet tall. Each of her colossal breasts was nearly double its early size, nineteen feet wide, twenty eight long and six feet thick. Her legs had been absorbed into her ever expanding rear which was fifty feet wide and just over eight feet tall."
That right there is an enormous body. The fact that she's described in this way, her body written out in terms of cubic feet, and that if it weren't for the context (and her insanely generous bosom) you wouldn't even know that this was a person, it goes to drive home the fact that she's so incredibly large, so impossibly fat, so... inhuman as to boggle the mind with her shape. This furry is unbelievably fat, but is this tremendous cache flesh weigh the 20,000 pounds of furry as estimated before? Well, only one questionable way to find out!
"Her belly was 56 feet wide, 69 long, and 9 feet tall."
Plugging the numbers into the ABE ELLIPSOID VOLUME CALCULATOR( http://grapevine.abe.msstate.edu/~f.....ellipsoid.html ) , which we'll be using throughout the experiment, gives us 18,208 cubic feet of soft, lard-shapen belly.
"Each of her colossal breasts was nearly double its early size, nineteen feet wide, twenty eight long and six feet thick."
Assuming she has two breasts, this is another 2,386 cubic feet stacked all together.
Her rear was a bit of an enormous problem, the writer only gave the width and height (50 and 8, respectively), but not the depth, so I assumed it to be about as deep as it was tall, at 8 feet, giving me 1,675 cubic feet of butt.
The dimensions of her enormous arms weren't given either, as they never are to my nerdly disappointment, which I'll just assume, giving the writer too much credit, that they are included in the size of her belly. Despite the fact they're likely the size of her breasts if they've already long since enveloped her hands and are moving in on her head.
Thus, Tina's very rough volume would be somewhere to the sound of 22,263 cubic feet. That is a lot of furry, and shows that I know how to use Microsoft Calculator! But, again, is this 20,000 pounds of furry? Well, let's plug in some numbers and find out!
According to Google, fat is a similar density to water, which we all know gets very heavy very quickly. Various sources listed fat as weighing somewhere between 56 and 58 pounds per cubic foot. Already, we can see that Tina is going to be incredibly heavy. We'll take the upper limit, 58, which I found somewhat more frequently, and plug that into her volume.
22,263 cubic feet times 58 pounds per cubic foot equals 1,291,254 pounds.
1,300,000 pounds. Tina weighs one million three hundred thousand pounds, around 64 times the estimate.
This number was somewhat shocking to me when I found it. I knew that Tina was very heavy to begin with, much more than 20,000 pounds, but well over a million? That's when I realized that most fat furries didn't know just how fat their fat furries were. It showed that even though a ton of fat is a lot of fat, it just isn't the room-filling numbers we all imagined it to be. It also showed that fat is really heavy, really really heavy, and that most fat furries are attributed weights far below what they would realistically be. Cool, huh?
Oh, and the last few paragraphs contain spoilers.
Oddly enough, a surprising number of non-furry fat artists are a lot more accurate with their ton-slinging. Then again, many of them either don't give a number or keep the girl under a ton. Still interesting, though.
Case in point, Carol Yager ( http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/d.....e/heaviest.htm ) was fairly close to a ton and she still fit on a bed, for the most part.
I could go on about the physiology of these monstrously obese characters, how their body would theoretically work to keep themselves alive and, most importantly, fat, but I think this document has enough full frontal nerdity. That'll have to be another story!
Thank you for fat artwork! Its things like this what inspire me to do these things. I wouldn't just rattle off a couple-page dissertation on a subject I wasn't a fan of.
Thanks for reading!
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~blackjack8134
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Me being a turbonerd to my tiny audience.
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Quite.
