...COMMUNISM! Communism's what's wrong with this country! Because of Communism, the Soviets never stood a chance to beat us during the Cold War, thus causing us to get rusty, bloated, and feculent! Sure, the Soviets could build many of those damned atomic sunrises, and beat us into space, but that was it; THAT WAS IT! Their military could not compete with us in terms of quality (or quantity if we wanted to), their economy was abject crap, and everyone living under the Soviet banner hated the government, EVEN THE OTHER SOVIETS! That is what's wrong with our country, our enemies subscribing to Communism, thus denying us a right fine fight for dominance of the world! WAAAGH!

This not really a rant rant is brought to you by someone who figures that he might as well start using his journal for stuff, even if it's nonsense.