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14 years ago
1. Are you single or taken?
Who's asking? Don't even get near me or my mate I will rip you limb from limb and you better not try to rp with us or yiff anywhere near me and gift art of me yiffing you is not ok because I protect the sanctity of murraige.
(Who wants to know ;D)
2. Chocolate or flowers?
Chocolate makes for kinkier yiffing.
(Flowers die. Chocolates are delicious and satisfying! I like chocolates better.)
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
Oh I can think of a few "special" things I can be doing
Murr
Yiffyaff
unfunfunf
;D
(Does being sick and in bed count? I mean I'm at least in bed that's half the battle)
4. Do you like anyone?
Why do you think I own mirrors?
(Aw hell yeah)
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Dating people interferes with my need for constant unf-ings.
(I was! D:)
6. Who do you want to spend Valentines with?
Endless cocks.
(Anyone's better than being bed-ridden)
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
BAWWWWW
Y M I SINGAL
Y U DO DIS 2 ME???!?!!?!
I WILL NVR FIND A MATE
HAO I GET COCK?
WILL YIFF FOR FREE
No seriously I am lonely forever won't everybody please just love me for who I ammmmmm
(I think it's a pointless Holiday. I don't hate it, like a lot of people seem to do. I don't utterly resent it for existing, I don't try to change it to single's awareness day, I don't try any of the bullshit some of these people do. Because I just don't care. It shouldn't be as big of a deal as it is)
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
They're never quite secret.
(Like once haha otherwise there's no secret about it)
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
Dear Furry,
I saw that art you once had commissioned. In it, your character was very murry purry. I quite enjoyed his cock. I have fapped to it on many occasions. Your fur patterns are wonderfully unique and they make you special to me. Nothing says "Be my valentine" like a cock that can level buildings.
Do you love my character too?
y/n
Let's yiff
y/you're going to get forced into this anyway
(Love letters can be cute! If I cared about you enough and wanted you to like me back I'd probably write you a love letter. In reality though I'd probably always be too nervous of someone's response to it to follow through. >:)
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
EW CUB FURS GTFO THIS IS FA
(Are there really people that do?)
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
I killed my parents when I was seven because they told me I wasn't really a red panda.
(Sometimes a cheap box of like 4 chocolates whoo)
12. Do you still send out Valentine cards?
With pictures of my junk and everything!
(I should. I don't, but I should.)
13. Do you like candy hearts?
2 MURRY
YIFF ME
(OH. MY. GOD. Candy hearts are the worst abomination and excuse for candy I have ever seen in my life. Who the fuck likes these? If you try to give me candy hearts, I will chew them up, spit them back up on your face, and rearrange their messages to say something unpleasant. Probably about the intimate nature of my relations with your mother.)
14. What is something you got last Valentines?
Well I didn't have a mate or anything and I couldn't find any artists who would take my requests of me fucking seventy virgins so I stayed home and rp'd with some hot foxes and got the joy of climax.
(Maybe a chocolate filled heart box thing? I don't know never very much.)
15. Is Valentines depressing?
Yes I m so lonely and unloved and no1 yiffs me ;_______________;
(Even if I'm single, no. It's just stupid to get worked up over it.)
16. How is your love life?
Not as good as my yiff life.
Because no1 loves me ;____________________;
(Looking up!)
17. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
HAVE I EVER BEEN TAKEN ON VALENTINE'S LOLOLOLOL
(Haha no that's atrocious. Does anyone actually do this? You'd have to be pretty heartless.)
18. How many roses would you want?
I only need one hot rose to deflower ;D
(Honestly? One. If you must get me a rose, just stick with one. It's a thousand times cuter. i guess it seems more intimate or something and not like you're overdoing it? I can't explain it, it's just cuter.)
19. Will you have a significant other this Valentines day?
Obby
IT'S JUST U + UR HAND TONIGHT
(More or less?)
20. Do you look forward to Valentines day?
No it is depressing and I hate everyone else having loving mates and not me that's why I celebrate single's awareness day because I am single and I want you all to be aware how much I am willing to yiff you
(Again, I don't really give a shit.)
21. Who was your last Valentine from?
No1 ;-;
(I don't know?)
22. Who do you expect to get a Valentine from this year?
Some murry purry furries
(Nobody really.)
23. Who would you most like to receive a Valentine from?
The hot murry purry furries
(Don't care <3)
24. How many Valentines will you be sending this year?
NONE BECAUSE NONE OF YOU ARE GOOD ENOUGH TO MEET MY STANDARDS
I only date foxes or otters with blue and pink striped fur and tattoos of cocks on their tailholes.
(None. Get the fuck out of here.)
25. Have you ever not received a Valentine?
Always ;_;
(Yeah probably I never really pay attention)
26. What was the most Valentines you received in a single year?
NONE OK GTFO I DO PERFECTLY FINE
(As many as there were people in my class? XD)
27. Have you ever received an anonymous Valentine?
SHUT UP
(Probably like twice I don't know. It was when the whole class did it though and that made it obvious. People would write a little extra note on your valentine and then make it anonymous or something, but then their name would be on your neighbor's Valentine card thing with the same lame Scooby theme. Not hard to figure out.)
28. Have you ever sent an anonymous Valentine?
All the time but people usually don't respond very well ;-;
(No. If I care, you probably know. I don't go anonymous.)
29. Will you be sending an anonymous Valentine this year?
To all the murry purry foxes
(Just for this, I think I might.)
30. What was the best Valentine gift you ever received?
Yiff yaff
(I don't know I think I got a cute valentine's puppy thing once)
31. What was the worst?
REJECTION
(...nothing?)
32. Have you ever started dating someone on Valentines day?
y u do dis 2 me
(No that's so cliche!)
Who's asking? Don't even get near me or my mate I will rip you limb from limb and you better not try to rp with us or yiff anywhere near me and gift art of me yiffing you is not ok because I protect the sanctity of murraige.
(Who wants to know ;D)
2. Chocolate or flowers?
Chocolate makes for kinkier yiffing.
(Flowers die. Chocolates are delicious and satisfying! I like chocolates better.)
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
Oh I can think of a few "special" things I can be doing
Murr
Yiffyaff
unfunfunf
;D
(Does being sick and in bed count? I mean I'm at least in bed that's half the battle)
4. Do you like anyone?
Why do you think I own mirrors?
(Aw hell yeah)
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Dating people interferes with my need for constant unf-ings.
(I was! D:)
6. Who do you want to spend Valentines with?
Endless cocks.
(Anyone's better than being bed-ridden)
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
BAWWWWW
Y M I SINGAL
Y U DO DIS 2 ME???!?!!?!
I WILL NVR FIND A MATE
HAO I GET COCK?
WILL YIFF FOR FREE
No seriously I am lonely forever won't everybody please just love me for who I ammmmmm
(I think it's a pointless Holiday. I don't hate it, like a lot of people seem to do. I don't utterly resent it for existing, I don't try to change it to single's awareness day, I don't try any of the bullshit some of these people do. Because I just don't care. It shouldn't be as big of a deal as it is)
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
They're never quite secret.
(Like once haha otherwise there's no secret about it)
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
Dear Furry,
I saw that art you once had commissioned. In it, your character was very murry purry. I quite enjoyed his cock. I have fapped to it on many occasions. Your fur patterns are wonderfully unique and they make you special to me. Nothing says "Be my valentine" like a cock that can level buildings.
Do you love my character too?
y/n
Let's yiff
y/you're going to get forced into this anyway
(Love letters can be cute! If I cared about you enough and wanted you to like me back I'd probably write you a love letter. In reality though I'd probably always be too nervous of someone's response to it to follow through. >:)
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
EW CUB FURS GTFO THIS IS FA
(Are there really people that do?)
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
I killed my parents when I was seven because they told me I wasn't really a red panda.
(Sometimes a cheap box of like 4 chocolates whoo)
12. Do you still send out Valentine cards?
With pictures of my junk and everything!
(I should. I don't, but I should.)
13. Do you like candy hearts?
2 MURRY
YIFF ME
(OH. MY. GOD. Candy hearts are the worst abomination and excuse for candy I have ever seen in my life. Who the fuck likes these? If you try to give me candy hearts, I will chew them up, spit them back up on your face, and rearrange their messages to say something unpleasant. Probably about the intimate nature of my relations with your mother.)
14. What is something you got last Valentines?
Well I didn't have a mate or anything and I couldn't find any artists who would take my requests of me fucking seventy virgins so I stayed home and rp'd with some hot foxes and got the joy of climax.
(Maybe a chocolate filled heart box thing? I don't know never very much.)
15. Is Valentines depressing?
Yes I m so lonely and unloved and no1 yiffs me ;_______________;
(Even if I'm single, no. It's just stupid to get worked up over it.)
16. How is your love life?
Not as good as my yiff life.
Because no1 loves me ;____________________;
(Looking up!)
17. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
HAVE I EVER BEEN TAKEN ON VALENTINE'S LOLOLOLOL
(Haha no that's atrocious. Does anyone actually do this? You'd have to be pretty heartless.)
18. How many roses would you want?
I only need one hot rose to deflower ;D
(Honestly? One. If you must get me a rose, just stick with one. It's a thousand times cuter. i guess it seems more intimate or something and not like you're overdoing it? I can't explain it, it's just cuter.)
19. Will you have a significant other this Valentines day?
Obby
IT'S JUST U + UR HAND TONIGHT
(More or less?)
20. Do you look forward to Valentines day?
No it is depressing and I hate everyone else having loving mates and not me that's why I celebrate single's awareness day because I am single and I want you all to be aware how much I am willing to yiff you
(Again, I don't really give a shit.)
21. Who was your last Valentine from?
No1 ;-;
(I don't know?)
22. Who do you expect to get a Valentine from this year?
Some murry purry furries
(Nobody really.)
23. Who would you most like to receive a Valentine from?
The hot murry purry furries
(Don't care <3)
24. How many Valentines will you be sending this year?
NONE BECAUSE NONE OF YOU ARE GOOD ENOUGH TO MEET MY STANDARDS
I only date foxes or otters with blue and pink striped fur and tattoos of cocks on their tailholes.
(None. Get the fuck out of here.)
25. Have you ever not received a Valentine?
Always ;_;
(Yeah probably I never really pay attention)
26. What was the most Valentines you received in a single year?
NONE OK GTFO I DO PERFECTLY FINE
(As many as there were people in my class? XD)
27. Have you ever received an anonymous Valentine?
SHUT UP
(Probably like twice I don't know. It was when the whole class did it though and that made it obvious. People would write a little extra note on your valentine and then make it anonymous or something, but then their name would be on your neighbor's Valentine card thing with the same lame Scooby theme. Not hard to figure out.)
28. Have you ever sent an anonymous Valentine?
All the time but people usually don't respond very well ;-;
(No. If I care, you probably know. I don't go anonymous.)
29. Will you be sending an anonymous Valentine this year?
To all the murry purry foxes
(Just for this, I think I might.)
30. What was the best Valentine gift you ever received?
Yiff yaff
(I don't know I think I got a cute valentine's puppy thing once)
31. What was the worst?
REJECTION
(...nothing?)
32. Have you ever started dating someone on Valentines day?
y u do dis 2 me
(No that's so cliche!)
However this was happy-making
I killed my parents when I was seven because they told me I wasn't really a red panda.
U dun hav 2 be on mah page
I m reportn u 4 trolling meh
These are totally mostly based in TRUE FACTS in my life.
I think
PROVE ME WRONG
I DONT THINK YOU ARE MURRY OR PURRY OR I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON
Bitches don't even know about my yiff cocks yiff rping yiff unfunfunf
Oh lawd
yiffy