Oh, joy...
14 years ago
Singles Awareness Day is upon us again, mumble grumble. If you need me, I'll be over here being emo. *slinks away with bottle of cognac*

TheDK
~thedk
*follows you with a bottle of rum*

Jadefire
~jadefire
OP
*pulls out flask of high-proof vodka*

TheDK
~thedk
*offers you a bottle of Everclear*