Well besides this can actually be dragged into a small claims court....


Bart still has no life and is still watching me... Alas I know he's not stupid enough to read these so prepare for really oddly titled journals...

OOH!! And maybe some gory art. I've been looking to draw more bloody pics...

And I totally have to post this too!!!

"It would have been nice to have sex with a woman that loves me. I know how hard it is to go with out sex, it has been about a month for me and it's been eating me alive on the inside. I honestly feel for you bro, how long has it been august? You sit's alone... at home... With you dick in hand and furry porn on your screen... Nothing say's lonely like some left hand shame and the emptyness of getting cheated on. You see the two of us can play the mean card but my GIRLFRIEND is much better at it and she loves me more than enough to help make me look like the dreaded being she is on the inside. And karma? It could be worse... I could be single for valentines. I'm just not getting sex. LOL! If I really wanted to troll I'd use on of my alts and spam you got cheated on but I'm more man than asshole... I have a soul... Using my inability to get sex is more sad on your part... Got nothing better than that? Thought so."

Thanks proffesor <3 I love you too. You're not just a booty call. And again, uber sorry for not handling public transit well. The last thing we need is me stabbing soeone in public.


I've decided bart is a fan boy for my girlcock (ego) and he feeds my Epeen well.