1. Are you single or taken?
Taken.

2. Chocolate or flowers?
I am in possession of two X chromosomes. Chocolate flowers!

3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
Went to the city’s rotating restaurant with my sweetie, enjoyed an amazing supper of duck in sour cherry sauce with terragon, and gave him presents.

4. Do you like anyone?
This question seems ambiguous. I like some people, I dislike others. This is natural, no?

5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
I was not, however I was married.

6. Who do you want to spend Valentines with?
I wouldn’t mind spending it with a few people, and not in the kinky sense. To me it’s just another day, honestly.

7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
As much as I like being treated like I’m special, I don’t see why there should be a day dedicated to spoiling one’s significant other. I can and do engage in such things for my partner without any other reason than desire.

8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Not that I know of. *arches a brow, now looks suspicious*

9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
I’ve done it before, and on occasion I still do when motivated.

10. Do you believe in Cupid?
Nope, the idea of a curly haired child in a diaper shooting at me is actually pretty disconcerting.

11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
My Dad texted me, which is gift enough. I don’t hear from him often anymore.

12. Do you still send out Valentine cards?
Mostly just the one for my husband.

13. Do you like candy hearts?
Not the chalkish ones with the weird sayings and leet/chatspeak. Though I’m a cinnamon heart addict.

14. What is something you got last Valentines?
Bernard Callebaut chocolates.

15. Is Valentines depressing?
No more so than any other day, really.

16. How is your love life?
Both constant and fluid, with plenty of give and take and its own bizarre balancing act.

17. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
Nope, hoping never to be, given the marriage dealy.

18. How many roses would you want?
Um, five? And mostly just to annoy the flower counters. Heh.

19. Will you have a girlfriend/boyfriend this Valentines day?
My husband might object to that. XD

20. Do you look forward to Valentines day?
I enjoy the time with my mate, but it’s still just another day.

21. Who was your last Valentine from?
My husband.

22. Who do you expect to get a Valentine from this year?
Mu husband?

23. Who would you most like to receive a Valentine from?
My husband!

24. How many Valentines will you be sending this year?
One.

25. Have you ever not received a Valentine?
Yep, in school and when single.

26. What was the most Valentines you received in a single year?
However many kids were in my class when they were mandatory? Heh.

27. Have you ever received an anonymous Valentine?
Once, and it still bugs me as to who sent it.

28. Have you ever sent an anonymous Valentine?
Nope, I have the metaphorical balls to tell people how I feel face to face.

29. Will you be sending an anonymous Valentine this year?
I’ve no plans to, really.

30. What was the best Valentine gift you ever received?
A plushie dragon from my husband on our second Valentine’s Day together.

31. What was the worst?
Socks. I shit you not.

32. Have you ever started dating someone on Valentines day?
Nope, I go out of my way to avoid starting relationships on milestones and holidays, it sets an odd stilted dynamic.